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July 2011 (3 entries)

Boom! (July 17 2011)
Dream (July 17 2011)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 2 (July 16 2011)

May 2011 (1 entries)

Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds (May 4 2011)

March 2011 (1 entries)

Dream (March 23 2011)

December 2010 (7 entries)

It whips my hair back and forth (or just forth?) (December 15 2010)
A Tale of a Bunch of Cities (December 15 2010)
Dream (December 15 2010)
Wicked trainers, Dobby! (December 3 2010)
Dream (December 3 2010)
Come on darlin', don't be skurred (December 1 2010)
Red hair... vacant expressions... tatty second hand book... you must be the Weasleys (December 1 2010)

November 2010 (59 entries)

Congratulations, you Professor Higginses, on your glorious victories! (November 30 2010)
He Who Must Be Driven (November 30 2010)
Je m'appelle Claude. Je te ploo plee. (November 29 2010)
Call me - hic - Winky! (November 28 2010)
Tell 'em Harry S Turkey sent you! (November 28 2010)
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink (November 28 2010)
In which Harry Potter's Wheezy finds him (November 27 2010)
Something from the trolley? (November 26 2010)
I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy (November 26 2010)
'But as they left, Harry was sure he saw Neville slip the sweet wrapper into his pocket.' (November 25 2010)
Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good! (November 25 2010)
It's funny because Dumbledore appears to be saying 'poo'. (November 24 2010)
I hate you, Nermal! Almost as much as I hate Mondays! (November 24 2010)
Either I'm off my nut, or he is... Or you are! (November 23 2010)
You ask me 'bout this thing we share/ And he tenderly replies/ It's Guy Love/ Between two guys (November 23 2010)
We're a congress, Mr. Adams, not a literary society. (November 22 2010)
Floo powder power! Floo powder power! Floo powder power! (November 22 2010)
World Hello Day (November 21 2010)
I wasn't interesting. And he was. Interesting... and brilliant... and mysterious... and perfect... and beautiful... and possibly able to lift full-sized vans with one hand (November 21 2010)
To offer you the sort of help/ You never get from a spouse (November 20 2010)
I am nothing if not predictable (November 20 2010)
There are SO MANY WORDS to choose from! (November 19 2010)
He's like a real-life Robin Sparkles (November 18 2010)
Who has two thumbs and already saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? (November 18 2010)
It's hard to identify other things I love by their smells (November 18 2010)
Kill the spare! (November 17 2010)
'I write this sitting in the kitchen sink.' (November 17 2010)
I am Ravenclaw with Hufflepuff leanings. Is that a thing? (November 16 2010)
No, not on clothes... (November 16 2010)
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals (November 16 2010)
I admit I have not been recycling/ In fact, I've been openly encouraging people to be wasteful (November 15 2010)
You called? (November 14 2010)
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. (November 13 2010)
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. (November 13 2010)
Cute doctors: doctors who are cute (November 13 2010)
The truth is, in the end, I'm pretty useless without friends (November 12 2010)
Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism. (November 12 2010)
Take heart, for Mrs. Pankhurst has been clapped in irons again (November 12 2010)
Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones (November 12 2010)
Oooh, that was a particularly juicy one! (November 12 2010)
What say you, Draco? Will you babysit the cubs? (November 11 2010)
Dream (November 11 2010)
Lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats (November 10 2010)
We have nothing to fear but fear itself and also this one other freaky deaky thing (November 9 2010)
I really do have better things I could be doing... (November 9 2010)
The telling of a story, like virtually everything in this life, was always made all the easier by a cup of tea. (November 9 2010)
What do you like me to call you when we're alone together? (November 8 2010)
What, exactly, is the function of a rubber duck? (November 7 2010)
Give her hell from us, Peeves! (November 6 2010)
Remember, remember what rises from embers (November 5 2010)
I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no need of a medium-size belt. (November 5 2010)
And Jane Austen novels! (November 5 2010)
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup (November 4 2010)
You can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars. (November 4 2010)
True love is the greatest thing, except for a nice MLT, where the mutton is nice and lean (November 3 2010)
Dolores, I live in fear/ My love for you's so overpowering I'm afraid that I will disappear (November 3 2010)
What a stupid lamb. (November 2 2010)
You're Harry Freakin' Potter! (November 2 2010)
In an action that surprises even me... (November 1 2010)

October 2010 (2 entries)

To y'all's own self be true (October 20 2010)
Please eat your own porridge, and do not steal it from bears (October 3 2010)

September 2010 (1 entries)

He has done his duty. I will do mine. Go ye and do yours. (September 19 2010)

March 2010 (1 entries)

I don't want you here/ I just wanna dance (March 27 2010)

October 2009 (1 entries)

Choose Your Own Blogventure 3: Spooktacular (October 30 2009)

September 2009 (2 entries)

I LOVE GRAPHS (September 29 2009)
Oink oink, baby (September 1 2009)

August 2009 (1 entries)

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo... doo doo doo doo DOO dah-dah-dah-dah-dah doo doo doo doo doo doo doo... DAH dah dah dah dah... dah.. dah (bum bum) (August 3 2009)

July 2009 (1 entries)

I'm mad as hell, and we don't need no stinking giant gorillas! (July 30 2009)

June 2009 (6 entries)

Can you dig it? Yes I can. (June 24 2009)
Indeed. (June 23 2009)
Dream (June 23 2009)
That's Titles. Famous Titles. (June 23 2009)
I shall take Balloons for $800, if you please. (June 23 2009)
She's not only merely dead/ She's really most sincerely dead (June 9 2009)

April 2009 (3 entries)

It's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat (April 10 2009)
Hey, have you noticed that I haven't blogged recently? (April 10 2009)
The best-laid plans of mice and men and girls who look like mice gang aft agley (April 10 2009)

March 2009 (1 entries)

Dream (March 16 2009)

February 2009 (5 entries)

My name is Srah and I'm here to recruit you! (February 17 2009)
Tadpoles is a winner! (February 13 2009)
Proof that I am a teenaged girl (February 12 2009)
I'm BLOGGIN' here! (February 1 2009)
Dreams (February 1 2009)

January 2009 (9 entries)

WTF, Academy? (January 30 2009)
The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, and Also Me (January 27 2009)
So much for those resolutions about being more active... (January 22 2009)
Tell me your troubles and doubts/ Giving me everything inside and out (January 12 2009)
I think it's more of a spoiler if you tell me, partway through the movie, who Orson Welles plays (January 8 2009)
And may the British burn my land if I can't deliver to your hand a resolution on independency! (January 7 2009)
Dream (January 7 2009)
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? (January 7 2009)
Sucks to your auntie! (January 6 2009)

December 2008 (8 entries)

(December 25 2008)
'It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.' (December 17 2008)
Dream (December 17 2008)
We have all, at one point or another in our lives, been a Wookiee. (December 16 2008)
I love you, Dr Johnson, and I want to have your babies. (December 11 2008)
Dreams (December 10 2008)
Dream (December 5 2008)
Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina Krusmynta Efraimsdotter Långstrump (December 3 2008)

November 2008 (34 entries)

And, in the end, the love you take/ Is equal to the love you make (November 30 2008)
You don't know me/ You don't know me at all (November 30 2008)
Can I get a toot toot? Can I get a beep beep? (November 29 2008)
Now I'm a little bit older/ A little bit bolder/ Never so shy (November 28 2008)
Thank you for the music/ For giving it to me (November 27 2008)
How was I supposed to know/ That something wasn't right here? (November 26 2008)
Baby, have you got enough gas? (November 25 2008)
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away (November 24 2008)
Long ago in days of yore/ It all began with a god named Thor/ There were Vikings and boats/ And some plans for a furniture store (November 23 2008)
I stumble into town just like a sacred cow (November 22 2008)
Somewhere in space/ I hang suspended/ Until I know/ There's a chance that you care (November 21 2008)
I'm afraid those things'll harm me/ 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney/ And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend (November 20 2008)
Her Hitler hairdo is/ Making me feel ill (November 19 2008)
I must remain in close concealment/ Until I can appear in decent clothing! (November 18 2008)
Can't think of anything I need/ No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound/ Nothing to eat, no books to read (November 17 2008)
Oh, they say she died one winter/ When there came a killing frost (November 17 2008)
Every time I thought I'd got it made/ It seemed the taste was not so sweet (November 16 2008)
I like the girls with the boom/ I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (November 15 2008)
You can see I'm in no shape for driving/ Anyway I've got no place to go (November 14 2008)
When I want to run away/ I drive off in my car (November 13 2008)
But suddenly I feel the shining sun/ Before I knew it this dream was all gone (November 12 2008)
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme/ Fried chicken (November 11 2008)
So I try a little Freddie/ I've gone identity mad! (November 10 2008)
The way you talk, and try to kiss me, and laugh/ In four or five paragraphs (November 9 2008)
Picture post! (November 9 2008)
Before the cream sits out too long/ You must whip it (November 8 2008)
So you think justice has a voice/ And we all have a choice (November 7 2008)
We huddle close, and hang on to a dream (November 6 2008)
And if I dig a hole to China/ I'll catch the first junk to Soho (November 5 2008)
I will comfort you/ I'll take your part (November 4 2008)
I say vote yes! Vote yes! Vote for independency! (November 4 2008)
And I hope this message stays in your mind/ 'Cause you almost lost a girl who is right on time (November 3 2008)
In my shoes/ Walking sleep/ In my youth I pray to keep (November 2 2008)
Sing a lonely song/ Of a deep blue dream/ Seven horses seem/ To be on the mark (November 1 2008)

October 2008 (4 entries)

Dream (October 29 2008)
Qi! (October 25 2008)
It's laminated! (October 20 2008)
Planet Earth is blue/ And there's nothing I can do (October 20 2008)

September 2008 (9 entries)

Hey, get outta there! You gonna make people sick! (September 25 2008)
Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me. (September 24 2008)
What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me? And what are you, a sheep? (September 23 2008)
Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow... (September 22 2008)
Highlight of my trip so far (September 20 2008)
Dream (September 19 2008)
Nimen hao! Wo bu shi zai tushuguan! (September 19 2008)
Hello, my name is Sarah and I am an Internet addict (September 15 2008)
I'm not dead! I don't want to go on the cart! (September 2 2008)

August 2008 (11 entries)

Thank you... FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY! (August 26 2008)
I am the Dark Lord of Stationery! (August 24 2008)
My life in film (August 17 2008)
Beards Over Babies (August 13 2008)
I said... 'Girl power.' (August 8 2008)
Soy un perdedor (August 8 2008)
Dreams (August 4 2008)
Commenting PSA (August 4 2008)
Another series of short lists, regarding Mr Batman (August 4 2008)
Side notes regarding Choose Your Own Blogventure 2 (August 1 2008)
Choose Your Own Blogventure 2: The Science Fiction Edition (August 1 2008)

July 2008 (14 entries)

An Ode To My Sister, On The Occasion Of Her Birthday, Which Was Yesterday (July 29 2008)
I woulda called him Bill. (July 23 2008)
Maw, she's blogging about tea again! (July 23 2008)
Cuppa, cuppa everywhere, nor any drop to drink (July 21 2008)
So make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare (July 15 2008)
Seven Songs (July 12 2008)
The Random Lyrics Game (July 10 2008)
Like all women, she's shoe-mad. (July 10 2008)
Join us next week for another installment of... (July 10 2008)
Such a well-rounded individual with so many varied interests (July 8 2008)
Fin, enfin! (vendredi, en MUCHO retard) (July 7 2008)
Guten Abend, Englander scum, ein ZWEI! (Donnerstag, a little late) (July 4 2008)
Al-Ordoun jameel fi al sayf (yom al-arbaa) (July 2 2008)
J'y gagne, à cause de la couleur du blé (Mardi) (July 1 2008)

June 2008 (8 entries)

So viele verschiedene Arten Spatzen! (Montag/Lunes) (June 30 2008)
I'm not what you'd call a zombie connoisseur (June 25 2008)
Oh my, has it been six years already? (June 24 2008)
They say it's your birthday... (June 22 2008)
Never mind me, I'm just out of touch with reality. (June 17 2008)
Entirely fictitious account of fictional events (June 13 2008)
Things that are annoying me lately (June 12 2008)
Because I am too lazy and/or busy for real content right now (June 4 2008)

May 2008 (17 entries)

April 2008 (12 entries)

OM NOM NOM NOM (April 30 2008)
Dream (April 27 2008)
Friday on my mind (April 23 2008)
Cracklin' Rose, you're a store-bought woman (April 23 2008)
American Idol hears my cry! (April 23 2008)
In which I call shenanigans on United Airlines (April 19 2008)
She's my daughter! She's my sister! (April 19 2008)
No family and too much money makes Mrs Winchester something something. (April 8 2008)
Feel my cocoa beats. Je m'appelle Joe le Lait. (April 4 2008)
Choose Your Own Blogventure (April 4 2008)
When I grow up to be a man... (April 3 2008)
'I've taken this boat many places. Miami. Tokyo. Denver.' (April 3 2008)

March 2008 (18 entries)

A thousand words? (March 27 2008)
Grape Mrs Carillon... and GRAPE YOU! (March 18 2008)
Hey, look over there! (March 18 2008)
I don't know... I might just be a basketball machine. (March 17 2008)
Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor! (March 17 2008)
Apparently I have twelve days before my dæmon settles, and if you don't think this form accurately represents me, you all have some influence in changing it by clicking above (if you can't see the button to go to the next question, it's that brown area in the bottom right corner). I'm...">As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University (March 16 2008)
Interviewed by The Collective (March 15 2008)
For once, srah is not complaining! (March 13 2008)
Signs that I am probably going to get murdered one of these days (March 13 2008)
Are they made from real Girl Scouts? (March 12 2008)
A guide for bunnies planning on delivering food to me (March 12 2008)
A List of My Favorite Fictional Dennises... in order... of preference (March 11 2008)
The eyes have it (March 11 2008)
Musings on bloggings (March 11 2008)
PINS! (March 10 2008)
Weekend Words (March 10 2008)
Dream (March 6 2008)
Time for yet another quiz... (March 5 2008)

February 2008 (12 entries)

Oh, horrible! Catastrophe appalling! (February 29 2008)
All the decisions have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs... (February 27 2008)
Oscar countdown! (February 23 2008)
The Curse of the Srambino (February 23 2008)
Srarold and Kumar Go to the Grocery Store (February 21 2008)
And we walked in the snow with no shoes, because we couldn't afford shoes, because it was a Recession. (February 20 2008)
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? (February 14 2008)
WHO wants to be a person who is my VALENTINE? (February 13 2008)
It's the opposite of watermelon (February 11 2008)
There is no Briony, only Zuul (February 7 2008)
Oh, they have the internet on computers now! (February 7 2008)
You Are the Music, Parte the Firste (February 2 2008)

January 2008 (25 entries)

A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness (January 30 2008)
Tomorrow is another day! Fiddle-dee-dee! (January 30 2008)
Ah do-run-run-run? (January 30 2008)
Purple haze all in his brain (January 28 2008)
You know, they call me the cautionary whale (January 28 2008)
Srahnanas in Pyjamas are shopping at the store/ Srahnanas in Pyjamas go down in Srahtown lore (January 26 2008)
Lazy Reviewing (January 26 2008)
'I've met a lot of Scotch people. They want what we've got: order, sobriety, hope...' (January 25 2008)
It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho (January 24 2008)
RIP Heath Ledger (January 24 2008)
Song she brang to me (January 23 2008)
Barouches of Fire (January 18 2008)
I'm out of it for a little while, and everybody gets delusions of grandeur. (January 17 2008)
I am very busy and important. (January 15 2008)
De-lurk de-lurk de-lurk... </Pink Panther theme> (January 11 2008)
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other (January 10 2008)
I can has tap-dancing class? (January 10 2008)
We have no time to lose! Let's go! To my secret woodland acting training area! (January 9 2008)
Psst! Carrots! (January 9 2008)
Crimpity crimpity now now, crimpity crimpity ask me how (January 8 2008)
Nana, Nana go away, come again another day (January 7 2008)
This is all one sentence, because I don't know how to punctuate (January 3 2008)
I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman (January 2 2008)
This is an outrage! (January 2 2008)
The Most Exciting Thing That Happened to Me Over Break, by Srah, age Seven (or in the style thereof) (January 2 2008)

December 2007 (14 entries)

Resolved: (December 31 2007)
Dream (December 22 2007)
I'm a nerd, okay? Leave me be. (December 18 2007)
'Mary doesn't even get to name her own baby? I woulda called him Bill.' (December 15 2007)
Right! Whatever that means! (December 13 2007)
Dream (December 13 2007)
The hero/ Under the stairs is now the man who holds/ Our last true prayer (December 10 2007)
Love, look away (December 10 2007)
What a hilaaaarious misunderstanding (December 9 2007)
Now on the sidewalk - ooh, sunny morning, uh huh - lies a body, just oozin' life (December 7 2007)
Then goes tromping around wearing BOOTS like Gaston (December 7 2007)
Dream (December 7 2007)
Don't need no hateration, hypenatin' in this dancery (December 6 2007)
We need a little Christmas ~~right this very minute~~ soonish (December 3 2007)

November 2007 (48 entries)

You can talk and talk till your face is blue, but they still do just what they want to do! (November 30 2007)
Yes, it came direct from Paris, France (November 29 2007)
With a dreamy far-off look, and her nose stuck in a book (November 29 2007)
I'm full of vitamin A, say! (November 29 2007)
I had a dream! A dream about you, baby (November 28 2007)
Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of summer lightning (November 28 2007)
And we want you to sleep well tonight (November 27 2007)
For he might have been a Roosian, a French, or Turk, or Proosian, or perhaps Italian (November 26 2007)
They're gonna recognize my eyes, my hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose (November 25 2007)
Play with appropriate passion (November 24 2007)
A mezzanine seat to see the flickers (November 23 2007)
I have often walked down this street before/ But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before (November 22 2007)
In the opinion of this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home (November 21 2007)
'Tis makin' me kind o' sick (November 20 2007)
What's that? Another picture post? (November 19 2007)
I can neither sew, nor cook, nor read or write my name (November 18 2007)
I have dreamed thee too long, never seen thee or touched thee but known thee with all of my heart (November 18 2007)
I'm just a girl who cain't say no (November 17 2007)
Underneath, your blood is blue! (November 17 2007)
And if we all could spread a little sunshine (November 17 2007)
She's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead (November 16 2007)
Overnight, there's been a breathless change in you (November 15 2007)
Another photo post! (November 15 2007)
To the matter that you mention I have given some attention, and I think I am sufficiently decayed (November 14 2007)
Sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they'll make you a mix tape to give you a clue (November 13 2007)
This is what the British population calls an elementary education (November 13 2007)
Yet there's the bold, brave spring of the tiger that quickens your walk¹ (November 12 2007)
Beautiful girl, you're a lovely picture (November 12 2007)
Today all my dreams will come true (November 11 2007)
Rip! Rip! Rip the chipmunk off the field (November 10 2007)
Hey mister, she's my sister! (November 9 2007)
What's it gonna take to stop the scabbers? (November 8 2007)
I started life as an orphan, a child of the streets (November 7 2007)
What's that playing on the radio? (November 7 2007)
Well-bred and mature, and out of her mind! (November 6 2007)
Kind Captain, I've important information (November 6 2007)
You, you will be mean/ And I... I'll drink all the time! (November 5 2007)
I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like/ It all depends on what she cooks like (November 5 2007)
He tucks it right under his chin (November 5 2007)
And a fellow would know that his darling/ Had heard ev'ry word of his song (November 4 2007)
The clue is not in the title this time! (November 4 2007)
Something has changed within me/ Something is not the same (November 3 2007)
Chicks who did kicks aren't kicking anymore/ They're doing choreography (November 3 2007)
Ceci n'est pas un NaBloPoMo post (November 3 2007)
A person can develop the flu/ The flu, a hundred and three point two (November 2 2007)
OMG! A contest! OMG! (November 2 2007)
My future, I hope, will be/ In the home of a brave and free male (November 1 2007)
National Very Busy Month (November 1 2007)

October 2007 (15 entries)

Dream (October 27 2007)
Henry Tilney: Women love him, women want to be him (October 25 2007)
Great googly moogly! (October 25 2007)
Don't talk of June, don't talk of fall! Don't talk at all! Show me! (October 23 2007)
That's three times a bridesmaid, not twice, Josie. (October 23 2007)
Hello, my flow-ere. (October 17 2007)
Worst State Ever? (October 17 2007)
Doctor, my lungs have seen the dungs through the slow parade of mungs (October 15 2007)
D - world destruction, O - ver an overture, N - do I need, apostrophe-T - need this torture? (October 14 2007)
I like where I are/ When I can, find my car (October 12 2007)
Where's the beef? (October 12 2007)
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaal... (October 5 2007)
How many guys in a bear suit does it take to scare srah? (October 3 2007)
The great mofo delurk (October 3 2007)
The World's Address (October 2 2007)

September 2007 (20 entries)

The CIA is gonna need Dwight down at their headquarters in Langley for training and an ice cream social (September 27 2007)
This story is going to be legen-- Wait for it! (September 27 2007)
Spreading the word (September 27 2007)
Thank U India (September 22 2007)
~~Upper-~~ Middle-Class Twit of the Year (September 20 2007)
Yarrrrrr. (September 19 2007)
An Ann Arbor legend (September 17 2007)
Great CD Swap of 2007, Volume 1 (September 16 2007)
Dream (September 16 2007)
Dream (September 15 2007)
Guess Again (September 12 2007)
Excellence is good (I wish we were) (September 12 2007)
The Sea of Holes (September 12 2007)
A wife of seventeen? You shall find me a wife of a thousand... (September 12 2007)
I raise my mug of Bunsen-burner hot cocoa to you (September 12 2007)
That is not horseradish on the roast beef (September 11 2007)
Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'? (September 8 2007)
Roast the Ducks! (September 8 2007)
Dream (September 6 2007)
You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up! (September 4 2007)

August 2007 (19 entries)

Mystery Library Theatre 2007 (August 31 2007)
Carl Kasell, eat your heart out (August 29 2007)
Bake me a cake, ya filthy animal (August 26 2007)
LOLsrah strikes again (August 24 2007)
Where'd you get those groceries? The... toilet store? (August 21 2007)
Dream (August 18 2007)
I sink a few more ships, it's true, than a well-bred monarch ought to do (August 17 2007)
... did someone say they wanted toast? (August 16 2007)
Chocolate Rain! (August 16 2007)
Monkeys' brains, while popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found... in Washington D.C.! (August 16 2007)
Wheeee! Politics just got easy! (August 16 2007)
Dream (August 14 2007)
'He reminds me of my father.' 'Was your father ugly?' (August 9 2007)
Know ye not, oh rash ones, that you have doomed it to extermination? (August 9 2007)
Did you troy the pline cike? (August 8 2007)
'Now I've got this dumb look on my face' (August 1 2007)
It's reported you've been Cruciatin' Muggles and elves and runnin' wild (August 1 2007)
Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (August 1 2007)
Giving my doctor the finger (August 1 2007)

July 2007 (21 entries)

... and a little clap! (July 27 2007)
This storye doth not start wyth 'blah blah blah' (July 26 2007)
Blah blah blah video blah (July 26 2007)
Blah blah blah Fergie blah (July 25 2007)
Blah blah blah Flight of the Conchords blah (July 24 2007)
Blah blah blah Harry Potter blah (July 24 2007)
Now I will go try on some shoes... (July 22 2007)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: my thoughts (July 21 2007)
~~Dobby kills Harry~~ ~~Gollum kills Dobby~~ Professor Plum does it in the library with the lead pipe (July 19 2007)
I can has quiz results plz? (July 19 2007)
We would have such a very good time/ Such a fine time/ Such a happy time (July 19 2007)
Don't kill Arthur Weasley! (July 19 2007)
Oh waaah waaah, my life is so hard. (July 18 2007)
... I am the slave of doody. (July 15 2007)
Weasley is our king! (July 12 2007)
Ok, fine, you're Boba Fett and you're Grand Moff Tarkin. (July 9 2007)
A sign that you are not me (July 6 2007)
Blah blah blah exercise blah blah fiber (July 6 2007)
Eatin' up your whole neighborhood (July 3 2007)
Signs of the Lovepocalypse (July 3 2007)
I chose... poorly (July 3 2007)

June 2007 (31 entries)

Go Speed Racer! (June 30 2007)
The Language Week champions! (June 30 2007)
I need to make a little rat-friend, perhaps (yom al-jumaa/vendredi) (June 29 2007)
Maybe my pants will fit better, too (~~huevos~~ jueves) (June 28 2007)
I haven't used my French in about three years! (mercredi) (June 27 2007)
Jason Segel has the CRAZY EYES (June 27 2007)
Because I can communicate with non-physical entities (June 27 2007)
Language Week is spreading! (June 27 2007)
I'm not a little girl, I'm a bionic woman. (June 27 2007)
O how the mighty have fallen! (yom al-thulatha) (June 26 2007)
The further rules of Language Week (June 25 2007)
Una historia de México (lunes) (June 25 2007)
Good Morning Internet! (June 24 2007)
Walk the boat (June 16 2007)
We're sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion (June 14 2007)
You say oyster and I say erster¹ (June 13 2007)
Impressions of the Houston airport, in haiku form (June 13 2007)
Legend- wait for it -ARY! (June 13 2007)
Language Week's Comin' (June 13 2007)
You are a bread/ I am love you (June 11 2007)
Conversations with the radio (June 11 2007)
Dream (June 5 2007)
I love bug-eyed clay animals! (June 4 2007)
Sweet sleepy warmth of summer nights/ Gazing at the distant lights/ In the starry sky (June 4 2007)
So few demands on my time! (June 4 2007)
How do we know if she is a Cylon? ... Build a bridge out of her? (June 4 2007)
Who can turn the world on with her smile? (June 4 2007)
Ode to a guilty pleasure (June 4 2007)
Let us all take our pennyfarthing bicycles to the aero-port! (June 4 2007)
By the power of Greyskull! (June 4 2007)
She's baaa-aaack! (June 2 2007)

May 2007 (20 entries)

This I Believe (At the Moment) (May 28 2007)
The crane in Spain stays mainly on the train (May 28 2007)
Wheezy (May 25 2007)
It's time to get Lost, yo! (May 23 2007)
Search and ye shall find (May 23 2007)
In the future, we will all have flying cars! But our kids will be jerks. (May 23 2007)
TV's grip on my soul is nearly at an end (for this season) (May 18 2007)
Her art... was the prettiest art... of all the art (May 17 2007)
When do we get a show about the Aflac duck? (May 17 2007)
Coughing up the galleons... (May 16 2007)
Sock it to 'em! (May 14 2007)
Eight is Enough (May 12 2007)
My waist, it would seem, is larger than that of a certain Brick House (May 10 2007)
Made of real gorilla chest? (May 9 2007)
This is no time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub! (May 9 2007)
"Adjective" is a noun. And I just BLEW YOUR MIND! (May 8 2007)
I think I'm Dilbert (May 8 2007)
I am anaspeptic, frasmodic; even compunctuous to have caused me such pericombulations (May 3 2007)
Who's your daddy? (May 2 2007)
Cinnamon bun crumb moustache aaaaaaaaaaargh! (May 1 2007)

April 2007 (24 entries)

You can call us Aaron Burr/ From the way we're dropping Hamiltons (April 30 2007)
Nyoo Yuck! (April 30 2007)
It is time to buy/ A t-shirt for little srah/ Refrigerator (April 30 2007)
Al-imtihan! (Or some such transliteration) (April 30 2007)
Dream (April 28 2007)
Time to get out the ol' Famous Cities skirt! (April 25 2007)
Thank you, library (April 25 2007)
Finding Jesus (April 22 2007)
Is this a kissing ~~book~~ movie? (April 22 2007)
Aren't you relieved to know that you're not a golem? (April 22 2007)
Everybody's a critic! Even dogs! (April 18 2007)
Today I had a cheese sandwich. (April 17 2007)
Virginia Tech, etc. (April 17 2007)
Wednesday Night: Must Not See TV (April 12 2007)
Cup cup cup cup of of of of... (April 10 2007)
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? (April 10 2007)
La aref! (April 9 2007)
Bedroom problems (April 9 2007)
Don't even get me started about Dearth Voider (April 7 2007)
Oooooh, Genghis! (April 5 2007)
SABOTEUR! (April 5 2007)
Polar bears and blah blah blah (April 5 2007)
Did Steve tell you that? What's he got to do with it? (April 4 2007)
Curses! Foiled again! (April 3 2007)

March 2007 (28 entries)

Here in Cincinnati (March 31 2007)
Yet another installment of Sarah's Misheard Song Lyrics (March 30 2007)
So nice they named it twice! The other name is Manhattan. (March 29 2007)
Harry Potter and the Ravenous Goblin-thing (March 29 2007)
If I meet him in heaven, I'm leaving (March 29 2007)
Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. (March 28 2007)
A meme with seven songs - what's so fearsome about that? (March 28 2007)
My name is Judge. (March 28 2007)
~~Rollin' down the street, smoking indo,~~ sippin' on ~~gin and~~ juice (March 27 2007)
Penny War is in my ears and in my eyes (March 27 2007)
Here are some words that rhyme with Sanjaya: pariah, papaya... (March 27 2007)
False. I do not like camping. (March 26 2007)
Srah: Le Retour (March 20 2007)
I am your sunshine, your only sunshine (March 16 2007)
'Dammit, Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef 'n Cheddar!' (March 15 2007)
I suppose There's Something About Mary would have been worse (March 15 2007)
'Whaddya got there, the ol' leather pumpkin?' (March 12 2007)
Yippetydoo! (March 9 2007)
Spring Break 2007: Girls Gone Sweatpants (March 9 2007)
Your mom goes to war college (March 9 2007)
Thou shalt do some other stuff (March 9 2007)
Pumpkins and shoes! (March 8 2007)
Dem pancake bones (March 8 2007)
F***ing Oscars f***ing report f*** f*** f*** blah blah (March 8 2007)
My elephant-friend would bring soup to my third floor apartment... somehow (March 6 2007)
Traveling, but not off the couch (March 5 2007)
Any more behavior like this and I'll have your stripes! (March 5 2007)
Awesomebabymoustaches.com (March 5 2007)

February 2007 (18 entries)

I am getting so hot/ I'm gonna take a survey (February 28 2007)
Dream (February 27 2007)
I say we put mustard on it! (February 26 2007)
It's a LAAAAAAADY! </Leon Phelps> (February 23 2007)
But what of Shy Violet? (February 22 2007)
Follow-up on yesterday's Seussian weather report (February 21 2007)
Wherein the rising temperatures turn me into Dr Seuss (February 20 2007)
Looking for housing in Ann Arbor? (February 16 2007)
Rip! Rip! Rip the groundhog off the field (February 16 2007)
Thou shalt make a graven image (February 16 2007)
Love power, it's the power of a sweet flower (February 14 2007)
Journey to the center of the Earth (February 13 2007)
It's the End of the World As We Know It, and I Have a Delicious Tuna Salad Sandwich (February 12 2007)
Catching up with srah (February 12 2007)
Beware of Greeks bearing Wookiees (February 8 2007)
Some ~~Pig~~ Owl (February 4 2007)
My So-Called Online Life (February 1 2007)
The innocent shall suffer... big time (February 1 2007)

January 2007 (23 entries)

Superstah! (January 30 2007)
What... is your favorite word? (January 30 2007)
I bet his hair wouldn't even move at all (January 29 2007)
Mine eye has seen the glory, now I'm lying on the floor (January 25 2007)
'Give her hell from us, Peeves.' (January 24 2007)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (January 23 2007)
It's very evident/ These attentions are well meant (January 22 2007)
Dream (January 22 2007)
Crunch crunch crunch! (January 21 2007)
We don't need a map to keep this show on the road (January 16 2007)
Dream (January 15 2007)
'Me lobe you, Long Tim' (January 12 2007)
Stirring and stirring and stirring my brew (January 11 2007)
2⁵ (January 11 2007)
You, on the motorcycle!¹ (January 10 2007)
And what the hell is on Joey's head? (January 10 2007)
No thank you, fish make love in it (January 4 2007)
What's up, m'nerds? (January 4 2007)
Power of Sexy Librarian Friends... Engage! (January 3 2007)
Yub yub (January 3 2007)
For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin/ Any talking out loud with any librarian (January 3 2007)
Hail to the ~~Chief~~ Victors (January 2 2007)
2007: A Srah Odyssey (January 2 2007)

December 2006 (15 entries)

Keep your forty/ I'll just have an Earl Grey tea (December 23 2006)
What, you mean it wasn't a documentary? (December 21 2006)
And I can ~~write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform~~ sort of spell in Arabic (December 21 2006)
Baby's in Reno, by srah (December 18 2006)
I'd just as soon watch a wookiee (December 15 2006)
Somebody making chili? (December 14 2006)
Sancta nox, placida nox/ Nusquam est ulla vox (December 14 2006)
No, wait, I live for math (December 11 2006)
You say potato, I say dictater (December 10 2006)
You think... you wink... you do a double blink... then JUMP! (December 6 2006)
Hello. Is it me you're looking for? (December 5 2006)
Unsolicited romantic advice (December 5 2006)
It's a ~~marshmallow~~ peppermint world in the winter (December 5 2006)
Oh my god, a Mafia-Looking Guy (December 4 2006)
Aaaaand there goes Miss Gulch on a bicycle (December 1 2006)

November 2006 (20 entries)

C3PO, party of two, you are requested to board the Peace Train (November 30 2006)
Yakity yak, don't talk back (November 29 2006)
Dream (November 29 2006)
The terrorists have won (November 28 2006)
Blond James Bond (November 27 2006)
I am thankful that... (November 27 2006)
Sarah wa'sinjab (November 20 2006)
Put your tape decks on record, y'all (November 20 2006)
Moving Sale! Everything must go! (November 18 2006)
WOOOOOO BEER! (November 18 2006)
Bo Schembechler (November 17 2006)
Sorry, no fascinating discussion of socks this time (November 14 2006)
Godzilla, Paul Bunyan and a robot walk into a bar... (November 11 2006)
Why don't I remember going to King Solomon's Mines in the first place? (November 9 2006)
The No. 1 Ladies' Hair-Teasin' and Veranda-Sittin' Agency (November 8 2006)
Smoke-free Ohio (November 8 2006)
I say vote yes! (Sit down, srah) (November 7 2006)
One last (temporary) change (November 4 2006)
Big new changes! (November 4 2006)
Nothing to see here... (November 3 2006)

October 2006 (15 entries)

A public service announcement from one of the best shows ever (October 31 2006)
Dream (October 30 2006)
What power? (October 29 2006)
Ohhhh, huggy hugs (October 28 2006)
Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art (October 28 2006)
Hooray for ABC's free online replays! (October 28 2006)
Semi crash causes pea spillage (October 27 2006)
Chex Mix is on the house! (October 25 2006)
Dream (October 25 2006)
I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so... sleepy! (October 18 2006)
NaNoPuMo (October 18 2006)
Twinkies and ding-dongs won't do (October 6 2006)
Travel blogging... ish (October 6 2006)
I'm... just looking (October 6 2006)
Srahrles in Charge (October 2 2006)

September 2006 (22 entries)

Dream (September 28 2006)
Yankee go home! (September 26 2006)
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeezing is discouraged (September 24 2006)
Hey, Big Tuna (September 22 2006)
Ryan is... dead (September 21 2006)
Oh, happy day, with joyous glee (September 19 2006)
I think I am right in saying that there is only one here who will understand this stupid joke (September 19 2006)
But who are you, sir? Speak! (September 18 2006)
Now for the tea of our host! (September 18 2006)
Are you a unicorn? (September 17 2006)
Sausage convention! (September 17 2006)
Dream (September 17 2006)
Turning to the dark side (September 15 2006)
The pen is mightier (September 14 2006)
Well at least we're not round on our ends! (September 14 2006)
Gaseous matters (September 14 2006)
Shall we gather at the river? (September 11 2006)
Dream (September 10 2006)
Smellulator (September 7 2006)
I have something in my pocket that belongs inside my face... (September 6 2006)
Because you're mine, I walk online (September 6 2006)
Signs (today) that I am old (September 1 2006)

August 2006 (24 entries)

Pedometerphile (August 31 2006)
More information on "comics" can be found on the "Internet" (August 30 2006)
Me write pretty one day (August 29 2006)
I would like you to dance (August 26 2006)
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nuts (August 24 2006)
Srah's birthday, Observed (August 24 2006)
Yard ape! (August 23 2006)
!sت gnipyt m'I (August 23 2006)
Blub blup plop ploop blup (August 22 2006)
BEHOLD! IT'S AN ENTRY THAT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT SI! (August 22 2006)
An important treatise on grocery shoppi-- let's ride bikes! (August 22 2006)
What Elinor Glyn reads is her mother's business (August 22 2006)
Stupid bouncing smiley face! (August 18 2006)
Time to put a meme all up in this joint (August 18 2006)
Reptiles in some sort of jet-powered ambulatory device! (August 16 2006)
I think that I shall never see an Ikea løveli as a tree (August 15 2006)
Time for obfuscating! (August 13 2006)
On my local UPN station right now: (August 12 2006)
Got Lions and Tigers, only in Detroit (August 11 2006)
Waiter, there's a DELICIOUS in my soup (August 11 2006)
Rainless in Seattle (August 11 2006)
Get these m*f*ing drinks off my m*f*ing plane! (August 10 2006)
Halfway there! (August 10 2006)
Yo. (August 3 2006)

July 2006 (25 entries)

Je me noie dans le talent (July 28 2006)
Ceci n'est pas un article de jeudi (July 28 2006)
Jedi Poo-doo! (July 26 2006)
Just a friendly reminder... (July 26 2006)
Cyborgs and angry bees! (July 26 2006)
Aux langues, les citoyens! (July 25 2006)
Feed me, Seymour! (July 24 2006)
Projets de voyage (et de travail) (July 24 2006)
If you build it, they will come... FOR YOUR SOUL (July 24 2006)
Foul, fetid, fuming, foggy Philadelphia (airport) (July 24 2006)
Dream (July 23 2006)
'Remember when I killed your brother? I talked JUST LIKE THIIIIIIIIS!' (July 18 2006)
The Devil Wears A Retainer (July 16 2006)
Something to think about... eventually (July 14 2006)
Behold: Language Week 4 (Electric Borgalor) (July 14 2006)
I think my mom owns all the lighthouses in Ann Arbor (July 14 2006)
Everyone involved in the creation of this film must walk the plank! (July 13 2006)
If only I could harness this power to fuel the damned car (July 13 2006)
Fashion time! (July 13 2006)
Goodbye, Little Biter (July 11 2006)
It's sort of like a Moai if you squint (July 7 2006)
Meme! Hell yeah! (July 7 2006)
You too can Save Ginny Weasley from the Basilisk (July 7 2006)
Wherein I don't see the pageant and pomp and parade (July 3 2006)
Dream (July 3 2006)

June 2006 (13 entries)

Blog errors (June 29 2006)
Zucchini-owner to Zillionaire in ten easy steps (June 28 2006)
Paris is a Movable Type or something (June 28 2006)
If only I'd heard it before I burned my summer mix! (June 27 2006)
I'm not Scott Bakula! (June 27 2006)
Snorgly beasts flop endlessly in a sea of teh cute (June 27 2006)
Srah's week in The Office (June 27 2006)
Divided loyalties (June 13 2006)
I also hate Todd Packer (June 13 2006)
'I thought they smelled bad on the outside!' (June 6 2006)
Hot town! Summer in the city (June 6 2006)
X-Men 4: The Last Lemonade and Cupcake Stand (June 6 2006)
A wee update so my blog isn't so very empty (June 2 2006)

May 2006 (17 entries)

Adventures in francophonie (May 24 2006)
'I'm your main target/ Come and help me ignite' (May 23 2006)
Parlez-vous quebecois? (May 20 2006)
And then Angela Lansbury pulled out her Beretta... (May 16 2006)
Boba-fed (May 16 2006)
Channeling terrible comics (May 13 2006)
Gradumatations! (May 13 2006)
Dream (May 13 2006)
Joey and Janis' Day of Fun! (May 13 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 13 2006)
(This from the would-be fashionista in shoes from Target) (May 4 2006)
They must be saving TEH NEIL!!!!1 for later (May 4 2006)
Another reason to hate George Lucas (May 4 2006)
American Idol never listens to my genius suggestions! (May 2 2006)
'You say I only hear what I want to' (May 1 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 1 2006)
Freeeeeedom! (May 1 2006)

April 2006 (29 entries)

Reality bites (April 27 2006)
'And if it comes back the very next day, then I'll understand' (April 26 2006)
Proud! (April 26 2006)
Dream (April 26 2006)
Hocus focus (April 25 2006)
François! (April 25 2006)
U Can't Watch This (April 25 2006)
A slight tetch of insulin-resistance denial (April 25 2006)
The most fearsome vehicular menace of all (April 23 2006)
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you (April 22 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 22 2006)
A sign that I am getting less and less cool in my old age (April 22 2006)
Sugars be damned! (April 19 2006)
Suri with the strange on top (April 18 2006)
Dream (April 16 2006)
Not a good way to start the day (April 14 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 13 2006)
Six Weird Things About Me That I Think Haven't Landed on The Blog Yet but I'm Too Lazy to Dig Through the Archives to Be Sure (April 13 2006)
Tales from tiny srah (April 6 2006)
O downtrodden minority! (April 6 2006)
Spring comes to Town I Live In (April 5 2006)
Dream (April 5 2006)
Adventures in protein (April 5 2006)
So anyway, this all sucks (April 4 2006)
Blinded by the toes! Revved up like a deuce, another runner up the nose! (April 3 2006)
Pull this thread as I walk away... (April 3 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 2 2006)
Baubles, bangles and beads (April 2 2006)
'Go Kelly! Go Kelly! The other team is smelly!' (April 2 2006)

March 2006 (15 entries)

Attention-seeking much? (March 29 2006)
Four soggy Mr Darcies per day! (March 26 2006)
American Idol: Poetry in Motion (March 23 2006)
Blazering a path to adulthood (March 21 2006)
Like the deserts miss the rain... (March 21 2006)
Cup o' Soup ≠ falafel (March 21 2006)
I've met Israel reports, and this is no Israel report (March 21 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 21 2006)
So real, it's unreal! (March 8 2006)
How do you say Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz in Hebrew? (March 8 2006)
One of these things is not like the other (March 7 2006)
He riddled with Gollum!/ A magic ring he stole! (March 6 2006)
Err... (March 6 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 6 2006)
This is a bitch of an satisfactory situation (March 6 2006)

February 2006 (27 entries)

Stranger in an even stranger land (February 28 2006)
Eye spy with my little eye a place beginning with eye (February 28 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 27 2006)
D.H.A.R.M.A. may cause dry mouth, hair loss, an overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive. (February 23 2006)
Your mission (please choose to accept it!) (February 23 2006)
This week's theme: Everybody likes little boys (February 22 2006)
The intense creamery situation of the Middle East (February 22 2006)
Our second and third place contestants will receive... Scooby Doo band-aids! (February 22 2006)
Someone told me nothing's happening at the zoo (February 21 2006)
More data needed! (February 21 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 20 2006)
Haiku is a way/ to make a boring entry/ tons more interesting (February 17 2006)
You may not have felt anything, but I just kicked you in the solar plexus, suckah (February 16 2006)
Tonight's special: Clobbered Cobbler (February 15 2006)
What I did this weekend (February 13 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 12 2006)
Sarah's television recaps/predictions/woes in one handy package (February 9 2006)
¡BEATRICE! (February 8 2006)
Two legs good, fake 'water' beverage baaaaaaaaaad (February 6 2006)
Dream (February 5 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 5 2006)
Dream (February 4 2006)
French Women Do Get Fat(ter) (February 3 2006)
I don't want him touching me, whether or not I can hear (February 3 2006)
'And he didn't expect me to join him in this song...' (February 3 2006)
Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones (February 3 2006)
Pancakes is ready! (February 2 2006)

January 2006 (29 entries)

Beavers may or may not be invisible (January 30 2006)
Dream (January 29 2006)
4x4 foray (January 29 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 29 2006)
A mental image for the drive home from work (January 27 2006)
The paranoid ramblings of a druggie (January 25 2006)
Warm, touching warm (January 24 2006)
Srah makes some errors, AFI-wise (January 23 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 23 2006)
Nino Quincampoix Grows A Beard (January 23 2006)
What comes next? (January 23 2006)
We're having a crime wave... a tropical crime wave (January 20 2006)
As I bit into the burger, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable... (January 17 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 17 2006)
Who's in charge here, anyway?! (January 11 2006)
Hypochondriac, diagnose thyself! (January 10 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 9 2006)
The Ralphabet (January 9 2006)
*mush mush mush mush SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH eat face* (January 8 2006)
Yet another update from the AFI files... (January 8 2006)
Doo-wah ditty (January 8 2006)
Small Town America? (January 8 2006)
Dream (January 6 2006)
In which my neighbor makes an honest woman of me (January 6 2006)
I drool over dresses made of lace (or polyester?) (January 6 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 3 2006)
I am too stupid for today (January 2 2006)
This place is weird, #315 in a series (January 2 2006)
Do You Know What I Hear? (January 2 2006)

December 2005 (30 entries)

Fragile? Must be Italian. (December 29 2005)
Reptilian? Check. And yet something is missing... (December 29 2005)
If we change to inline comments, the terrorists have won! (December 23 2005)
Here's a meme now I'm going to go watch movies and NOT WRAP PRESENTS (December 21 2005)
Look at the stars/ Look how they shine for you (December 21 2005)
Touch the puppet head! (December 20 2005)
Who... dey? (December 20 2005)
The world is not sufficiently marshmallowy this winter (December 20 2005)
The Year in Review (December 19 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (December 19 2005)
Tip me over and pour me out (December 18 2005)
Just say ¡No! (December 18 2005)
You know you're not from Ohio when... (December 16 2005)
Set a course for adventures... in doctoring! (December 16 2005)
'Til I saw your City Lights, honey I was blind (December 16 2005)
Remake à la srah: The witch and the wardrobe (December 16 2005)
I am the monster that breathing men would kill! Lucky me! (December 16 2005)
Dream (December 15 2005)
It's like Weird Al threw up in my brain (December 14 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (December 12 2005)
'Tis the season of yuletide amnesia (December 12 2005)
srah's latest project: watch a hellalotta movies (December 9 2005)
Good day sunshine (December 9 2005)
'Everything you want. It's a great idea!' (December 9 2005)
Good morning! Everyone's dead except you! (December 9 2005)
Realigning the traffic flow (December 8 2005)
I wish the Ice Man would goeth (December 6 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (December 5 2005)
Seating at last! (December 2 2005)
'Tis here (December 1 2005)

November 2005 (42 entries)

Fetishists: get your fix! (November 30 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 30 2005)
Oh where, oh where have my entries gone? (November 30 2005)
I should not be allowed to shop alone (November 23 2005)
'I'm not a Frenchie! I'm a Belgie!' (November 22 2005)
Happiness is... (November 21 2005)
Sucks to your ass-mar! Sucks to your auntie! (November 21 2005)
24 hours to go! (November 21 2005)
Out, damned allium cepa! (November 21 2005)
I like Inuktitut! (November 21 2005)
In my office at this fateful hour... (November 21 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 20 2005)
Hush hush, eye to eye (November 19 2005)
2006: Year of the Dog (and the Study Abroad) (November 17 2005)
Sarah's latest wacky Lost theory (November 17 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 15 2005)
And Toto too? (November 15 2005)
'Gin toddies - large measures/ No skimpin' if you please' (November 15 2005)
Keep your damn name out of my head! (November 15 2005)
... and she sat on the third one and it was juuuuust riiiiiiight. And then she was eaten by bears. (November 14 2005)
'Oh, that's nice. Is he Cuban?' (November 14 2005)
'It comes in PINTS?!' (November 14 2005)
Short women of the world: rise up and shop! (November 14 2005)
I concur. (November 11 2005)
Puttin' on the Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz... (November 10 2005)
'I'm floating in a most peculiar way/ And the stars look very different today' (November 10 2005)
NaNoNoWriMo (November 10 2005)
To the others in my CD swapping group: (November 8 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 6 2005)
Baby-sitters' Kentucky Adventure! (November 5 2005)
Vimmy and vigorous! (November 5 2005)
MUG TREE MUG TREE MUG TREE MUG TREE! (November 5 2005)
Il y a tout ce que vous voulez aux Champs-Elysées (November 5 2005)
'Guess I'll be the guy who plays the part/ Of a clown with a broken heart' (November 4 2005)
It keeps no record of wrongs for yea, the Ctrl-Z function doth undo all evils (November 4 2005)
'Her bright young eyes shone even through the chicken grease smearing his spectacles.' (November 3 2005)
Why oh why didn't I give him a pith helmet? (November 2 2005)
And there followed hail and fire mingled with blood and pure mash liquor and runny clown makeup (November 2 2005)
Sort of stream of consciousnessey (November 1 2005)
Wondering... (November 1 2005)
It was an atramentous and truculent eventide... (November 1 2005)
Hooray for snack-sized candies! (November 1 2005)

October 2005 (30 entries)

'I'll tell you what I have got. I gotta get out of here!' (October 31 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 31 2005)
Worker bee buzz buzz (October 26 2005)
Oona otruh peenuh cohladuh pore fayvor! (October 25 2005)
So old and so decrepit! (October 25 2005)
W00t x 4 (October 25 2005)
'Hello my awesome strong man!' (October 24 2005)
'As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness that was quite pleasurable...' (October 24 2005)
Where I come from, I don't believe we play that game... (October 24 2005)
I'm mellllllllllllllting! (October 24 2005)
'You'll keep walking, but you'll never forget what you saw.' (October 23 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 23 2005)
My sister will appreciate this (October 21 2005)
To whom it may concern: (October 21 2005)
'Oh help.' (October 20 2005)
Thank you, Mysterious Benefactor! (October 20 2005)
Quintessential NOW! (October 20 2005)
Don't mind the advertising, folks (October 19 2005)
All growed up and moved out... (October 17 2005)
Keep on truckin' (October 16 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 13 2005)
How am I going to live on my own??? (October 12 2005)
Lost and found (October 11 2005)
'Were you just first-basin' it with that piece of looseleaf?' (October 10 2005)
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! (October 8 2005)
On this ~~humid Monday morning~~ cold Saturday afternoon (October 8 2005)
Fiction fan (October 7 2005)
God knows the temperature's hot enough... (October 6 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 2 2005)
Pop your tops? (October 2 2005)

September 2005 (30 entries)

Eichhörnchen! (September 30 2005)
'Hey, 98.6, it's good to have you back again...' (September 30 2005)
My airplane friends (September 29 2005)
The Spy Who Blogged Me (September 28 2005)
Hail to the cranky victors! (September 27 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 25 2005)
In which I do not use subliminal messages (September 24 2005)
We're waiting for the chirp - chirp - chirp (September 23 2005)
Archivesy meme (September 23 2005)
On the phone whilst driving! Naughty! (September 23 2005)
Once you go Firefox... (September 23 2005)
May cause excitability (September 19 2005)
Ahoy! (September 19 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 18 2005)
My weaknesses: rum and doubloons (and ice cream) (September 17 2005)
Dream (September 16 2005)
If I'm successful, I may be completely liquid by the end of the day! (September 14 2005)
Attention-seeking behavior (September 13 2005)
Dream (September 13 2005)
Doing the things that a jelly bean can... (September 11 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 11 2005)
Dream (September 11 2005)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrarrrrr. (September 11 2005)
Dream (September 8 2005)
If you must return me, you can send me here/ But I need a break and I want to be a study advisor (September 8 2005)
Pardon my dust (September 8 2005)
Dream (September 7 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 4 2005)
Parting ways (September 3 2005)
Connecting People, Information and Technology in blah blah blah nonesuch (September 3 2005)

August 2005 (42 entries)

Whatever happened to class? (August 31 2005)
I'll have a Golden Ticket! (August 31 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 28 2005)
So let it be written; so let it be drawn (August 26 2005)
Good morning, Internet! (August 26 2005)
If today were your birthday, you'd be home by now (August 24 2005)
I shall call them... (August 23 2005)
Mmmm, free bagels (August 23 2005)
The hills are alive (August 22 2005)
Support rubber band collections with this rubber band! (August 21 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 21 2005)
I would like to be trained in the ways of the Job Force (August 18 2005)
Dream (August 18 2005)
The way to a man's heart is through Keebler cookies (and huge foam-rubber Moai heads) (August 17 2005)
Super dibble adventures of the freshest kind!!! (August 17 2005)
Huey Lewis could cover it... (August 17 2005)
Music makes the people come together (August 17 2005)
Conditioned to survive without conditioning? (August 16 2005)
I would buy me a green dress (but not this here green dress - that's cruel) (August 16 2005)
Attention Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti area residents! (August 15 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 14 2005)
Alas, poor license! I knew him, Horatio. (August 13 2005)
Thank you kindly for obeying the law! (August 13 2005)
Make me a dang quesadilla! (August 12 2005)
Ambition stinks! (August 11 2005)
'Baby, check this out: I've got something to say...' (August 10 2005)
'She was so beautiful that all other persons seemed apes in comparison' (August 9 2005)
Yes, it's redesigned (August 8 2005)
Blah blah blah here's some stuff about me that you probably already knew (August 8 2005)
Dream (August 8 2005)
Waterman's Florida Blue (August 8 2005)
I shouldn't be this upset about someone I didn't even know... (August 8 2005)
Interview round-up (August 7 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 7 2005)
Thoughts from the drive to Unidentified Town in Pennsylvania (August 2 2005)
I'm going to spend the next few hours trying to forget the phrase 'feces stabilization,' thank you very much (August 2 2005)
Thoughts from the flight from Detroit to Somewhere In Pennsylvania (August 2 2005)
Thoughts from Detroit Metro Airport (August 2 2005)
There sits WonderVase, sitting oh so proudly! (August 1 2005)
Far! We've been traveling far! (August 1 2005)
'So... love has blinded you?' (August 1 2005)
You are a weiner! (August 1 2005)

July 2005 (45 entries)

You could be a weiner! (July 31 2005)
Dream (July 31 2005)
It's Obfuscation time! (July 31 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 31 2005)
Tastes like... chicken? (July 30 2005)
A blogger is born! (July 30 2005)
Money talks (but I don't sing or dance and I don't walk) (July 28 2005)
These shoes were made for buying, so that's just what I'll do (July 28 2005)
Adding 'talented lyricist' to my resume... (July 28 2005)
'Clear your mind and do your best / To try and wash the palette clean' (July 27 2005)
This is what happens on Tuesdays! (July 26 2005)
Get thee to a movie theater, posthaste! (July 26 2005)
The Aurora Borealis? Contained entirely within my freezer? (July 25 2005)
There's always hijinks when Cheryl's in town! (July 24 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 24 2005)
Bloggage update (July 23 2005)
Dream (July 23 2005)
Speaking of frequent flyer miles... (July 21 2005)
Local geography quiz (July 18 2005)
Open letter to the animal kingdom (July 17 2005)
Harry Potter and the Snakes and Snails and Puppy-dog tails (July 17 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 17 2005)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: My thoughts (July 17 2005)
Christmas in July! (July 16 2005)
Another one bites the dust (July 15 2005)
Dream (July 15 2005)
Rule #1: Sarah is always right. Rule #2: If Sarah is wrong, see rule #1. (July 14 2005)
I would settle for Rupert Grint! But that's kind of gross! (July 14 2005)
The Sims Eat My Soul (July 13 2005)
Feeling hot hot hot? (July 13 2005)
If only I had income, I could have a frequent flyer credit card... (July 13 2005)
Reason #45934 Why I Should Be Locked In My House And Not Allowed Out (July 12 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 10 2005)
Vendredi (July 8 2005)
Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I deliver orders to just one person: you. (July 8 2005)
Jeudi (July 8 2005)
Dream (July 7 2005)
¡Allabunto allaquento! (July 7 2005)
Miércoles (July 6 2005)
A short srahfamily exchange (July 5 2005)
Mardi (July 5 2005)
Tuesday is Chooseday (July 5 2005)
Lundi (July 4 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 3 2005)
Snail rampage! (July 1 2005)

June 2005 (32 entries)

Dream (June 30 2005)
'Mr Blythe: no one cuter in the Maritimes!' (June 30 2005)
Lord of the Flies ruined me for Young People in Mass Quantities (June 29 2005)
Will sell out for money (June 29 2005)
Dream (June 29 2005)
Language Week Three: Electric Beagle-ey (June 28 2005)
MIT Weblog Survey 2005 (June 27 2005)
Book #6 approacheth! (June 26 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (June 26 2005)
Frankly, Georgie, I don't give a damn (June 23 2005)
Aha, that explains it (June 22 2005)
Late addition to the list (June 21 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (June 20 2005)
A series of short lists (June 20 2005)
My (shameful?) escape to Prince Edward Island (June 17 2005)
It happens sometimes... (June 17 2005)
My love/hate relationship with milk (June 17 2005)
Hey, guess what - Detroit's in the playoffs this year! *gag* (June 17 2005)
Pictures take up space! (June 15 2005)
Someone who's actually blogging (June 14 2005)
Ketchup (June 14 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (June 13 2005)
Everybody's a critic! (June 6 2005)
Hair clips, hair clips everywhere, nor any clips to clip (June 6 2005)
Caution: girly post ahead (June 6 2005)
Home sweet home furnishings (June 6 2005)
Lost foties (June 6 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (June 5 2005)
Pay no attention to the crazy girl clutching the phone (June 3 2005)
Written in the style of an elementary school field trip report (June 3 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (June 2 2005)
That toddling town... (June 2 2005)

May 2005 (32 entries)

You would think they'd be able to save themselves, what with the friggin' lasers on their heads... (May 26 2005)
He felt the need... for speed? (May 26 2005)
Or care! (May 26 2005)
Try saying it out loud (May 25 2005)
'I get it! French class!' (May 25 2005)
I just want to make Yoda's Toes cookies! (May 23 2005)
Bleep bleep bloop (May 23 2005)
St3@my sh3lv1ng @ct10n!!!!! carburetor toothpick (May 23 2005)
Dream (May 22 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 22 2005)
Hannibal the Hornet lies in wait (May 18 2005)
Taking some time for livin' (May 17 2005)
Would you like some Wisconsin cheese to go with that Wisconsin wine? (May 16 2005)
Guess what? There's a song in my head! (May 16 2005)
Skim is fo' suckahs! (May 16 2005)
I am a geeeeeeeenius! (May 16 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 15 2005)
Boy, stop crying wolf! (May 13 2005)
A furry mammal called 'blog' (May 13 2005)
'Cuuuuuuke... reach out with your peeeeelings...' (May 12 2005)
Duck-duck! *goose* (May 12 2005)
Sarah? Bitch about the weather? Never! (May 12 2005)
Second insult: They haven't even called me back! (May 11 2005)
In the red (May 9 2005)
On my brief foray into Real Life (May 9 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 8 2005)
You watch your phraseology! (May 6 2005)
Man, it's so loud in here (May 3 2005)
Everything I know about grammar I learned from Mad Libs (May 3 2005)
Saturday Movie Meme thing (on Sunday) (May 1 2005)
Line of information professionals (May 1 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 1 2005)

April 2005 (50 entries)

Hop on pop! (April 28 2005)
One man's crushing blow to Cleveland's tourism industry (April 26 2005)
Pity to lose my mind after paying all that tuition... (April 25 2005)
WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO! (April 25 2005)
Less than 24 hours left... (April 24 2005)
Interview time IV: A New Interview (April 24 2005)
April (snow) showers make Sarahs glower (April 24 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 24 2005)
Interview time III: Revenge of the Interview (April 23 2005)
Another black day in my athletic career (April 23 2005)
Proof that you can combine blogging and professional basketball as long as you are not me (April 23 2005)
My ongoing love affair with Doug (April 23 2005)
srah blah blah: Killing Spaniards with stale cookies since March (April 23 2005)
Interview time! 2: Eclectic Boogaloo (April 21 2005)
Blogging from bed... with sexxxy results? (April 20 2005)
Note to archivists: HCI pwned j00! (April 20 2005)
Everyone but me is a big stupid idiot (April 20 2005)
Knowing is half the battle. The other half is the Help function. (April 20 2005)
Dream (April 20 2005)
Pack of papists picked a pickled papal patriarch (April 19 2005)
SEVEN DAYS TILL FREEDOM! (April 19 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 17 2005)
Interview time! (April 17 2005)
My baby! (April 15 2005)
Pedestrians, beware! (April 15 2005)
Fretful mother (April 14 2005)
'I've never killed anyone... with a hammer.' (April 14 2005)
Mmmmm, ratburger (April 14 2005)
I'm beginning to look a lot like Thanksgiving (April 14 2005)
I mock you with my robot pants (April 14 2005)
Excuse me, what did he do in his hat? (April 14 2005)
Dreams, etc. (April 14 2005)
Prisoner QueSrah, welcome to your cell (April 12 2005)
My blog is making me stupid. (April 11 2005)
Burn it! (April 11 2005)
Sunday afternoon with srahfamily (April 10 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 10 2005)
She's so hot right now... (April 8 2005)
Number one thought in my mind right now: 'Gllllllgggzzzz' (April 7 2005)
'And the lovetrain rides from coast to coast/ DJ's the man we love the most' (April 7 2005)
Pondered whilst doing laundry at 1 am: (April 7 2005)
A bit of bad news for a loved one (April 5 2005)
Yet, reck'ning by their natal day/ These shoes are not yet even five! (April 5 2005)
If you are in SI 688, you are disqualified (April 4 2005)
For the record (April 4 2005)
The ongoing saga of srah vs. sports (April 4 2005)
Attention: There is no point to this post (April 4 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 3 2005)
Psycho killer? Qu'est-ce que c'est? (April 2 2005)
A time to cast away shoes/ A time to gather shoes together (April 1 2005)

March 2005 (51 entries)

The underlying psychological principles of my toiletries (March 31 2005)
Johnnie Cochran, we hardly knew thee (March 29 2005)
I am all about research, as long as it's not at my university (March 29 2005)
A way to spend a few hours (March 28 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 27 2005)
Another meme (March 25 2005)
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickly (March 25 2005)
Self-obsessed travel plans! W00t! (March 24 2005)
As long as I'm trapped at Bubble Island for hours on end... (March 24 2005)
*dances* (March 24 2005)
Hey, why don't we go? (March 24 2005)
Mystery Sinus Theatre 2005 (March 23 2005)
Dream (March 23 2005)
Hire me, ye downtrodden NCAA losers! (March 22 2005)
'I think you dropped an ice cube...' (March 21 2005)
That's no cold... it's a space station (March 21 2005)
Poetry corner (March 21 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 20 2005)
I am the one who will bring balance to the Force (March 17 2005)
Thirsty like the wolf (March 17 2005)
Uneducated guessing (March 17 2005)
Raise your glass of green (red?) pisco! (March 17 2005)
I'm head of the class in user tests! (March 16 2005)
Dream (March 16 2005)
It's like sock hop, but it's not! (March 16 2005)
The cloying taste of failure (March 16 2005)
Required reading... and viewing (March 15 2005)
Reader Poll ~~Monday~~ Tuesday (March 15 2005)
On thought and language... I guess (March 14 2005)
Thank you for milling around at Meijer (March 14 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 12 2005)
For the record (March 12 2005)
In case you wondered why I look so chipper this week... (March 11 2005)
'You are on this council, but we do not grant you the title of Master.' 'What? Hells no, biatch!' (March 10 2005)
srah blah blah: Killing Spaniards with sugar shock since 2005 (March 10 2005)
You can't always get what you want (March 10 2005)
'And then after the smoke is cleared/ and the rubble has been swept away/ me and KG will peek out our heads' (March 10 2005)
Sometimes I forget that I'm short! (March 10 2005)
Too popular for my own good (March 10 2005)
Post-phone interview, or I put on a suit for this? (March 8 2005)
Klezmer et al... (March 7 2005)
Attention: Brain out of order until further notice (March 7 2005)
You put a spell on me... (March 6 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 6 2005)
'Guess who sighs his lullabies/ Through nights that never end?' (March 5 2005)
'Home, where my thought's escaping/ Home, where my music's playing' (March 4 2005)
How do you catch a special rabbit? (March 4 2005)
'Down by the riverside/ it's bound to be a better ride/ than what you've got planned' (March 3 2005)
'I'm not the kind of man/ Who tends to socialize' (March 2 2005)
Triumphs(?) of librarianship (March 2 2005)
'Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!' (March 1 2005)

February 2005 (54 entries)

Flushing: Home of giant goldfish. Or something. (February 28 2005)
Where the underlings can eat with elite (February 28 2005)
I'm just mad about saffron... (February 27 2005)
The Bronx is up and Matt's battery's down (February 26 2005)
'Tomorrow: A penthouse that's way up high; Tonight: The Y' (February 26 2005)
I AM THE SMARTEST GIRL ALIVE! (February 25 2005)
'No, they don't suck your blood...' (February 25 2005)
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes are overrated, really (February 25 2005)
As Oprah does, so does the world (February 24 2005)
I'm terrible at the guessing (February 24 2005)
Um... at least it was... relaxing? (February 23 2005)
Forget this 'job hunting' thing! (February 22 2005)
Face to beak with nature (February 22 2005)
I found the secret to life... (February 21 2005)
Bullying you into trying new (old?) things (February 21 2005)
Go to hell, iTunes party shuffle! (February 21 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 20 2005)
I take comfort in the thought that ASB will prosper even as HCI has fallen... (February 18 2005)
Penny War: Friday's contribution (February 18 2005)
This is my state of mind today (February 18 2005)
Oh happy day... (February 17 2005)
La question que tout le monde se pose...* (February 17 2005)
Phirst phoray into photography (February 16 2005)
Wherefore stopp'st thou at this here traffic light? (February 16 2005)
Reference few will understand: (February 16 2005)
*hobbles* (February 16 2005)
'Y yo, aprendí el espagnol en France con estudiantes francéses que no pueden prononcer les 'r's.'* (February 15 2005)
The weather report (February 15 2005)
The Music In My Kitchen (February 14 2005)
Typing test (February 14 2005)
Last Valentine's Day, I gave you my heart... (February 14 2005)
The clicky-clatter of tiny shutters (February 13 2005)
I got a huge chicken burrito as a parting gift. Swee. (February 13 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 13 2005)
I'll think about that tomorrow! (February 12 2005)
Empty threats (February 12 2005)
One small step for a tiny little girl... one great leap for jobkind (February 11 2005)
What a tangled Web I've weaved... (February 9 2005)
Dream (February 9 2005)
I can't even think of a title for this post because of the giggling (February 8 2005)
A well-beveragèd employee is a happy employee (February 8 2005)
They don't call it Fat Tuesday for nothing (February 8 2005)
'I've seen lonely times when I could not Phone a Friend' (February 7 2005)
Surprise international gifts! (February 7 2005)
srah's Super Bowl halftime update (February 6 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 6 2005)
If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere (February 4 2005)
Holy crêpe (February 3 2005)
WORST WHEEL OF FORTUNE THEME WEEK EVER EVER EVER: (February 2 2005)
The verdict is... (February 2 2005)
Go north, young woman (February 1 2005)
Community-building exercises (February 1 2005)
Central Services! We do the work, you do the pleasure... (February 1 2005)
SI mp3 swap: Week 2 (February 1 2005)

January 2005 (66 entries)

Now I must eschew all use of the word 'blog' for about seven years (January 31 2005)
Running the Gambit... AND the Wolverine (January 31 2005)
'When I have a brand new hairdo/ with my eyelashes all in curls/ I float as the clouds on air do...' (January 31 2005)
I can go my own waaaaay (go my own waaaay-ay) (January 31 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 30 2005)
Yet another cry for help (January 29 2005)
'Four-thirty: time for milking...' (January 28 2005)
Nutrition galore! (January 28 2005)
Coming down with something... possibly... celebrity? (January 28 2005)
I like interacting with humans... (January 28 2005)
Aren't you subscribed? (January 28 2005)
Thoughts on American Idol (January 27 2005)
Good news: now I can judge Ashlee Simpson all I want! (January 27 2005)
*slurrrrrrp* (January 27 2005)
'She was wide-eyed, now she's streetwise/ To the lies and the jive talk' (January 27 2005)
Earl Grey, why hath thou forsaken me? (January 26 2005)
Reason #4589 Why I Should Have Been Raised By A Jealous, Fictional Musical Psycho Instead of My Family (January 25 2005)
That which we call a Coke/ By any other name would taste as sweet (January 25 2005)
Ces nouveaux hiboux sont jaloux; ils n'ont ni cheveux ni genoux. C'est pour ça qu'ils nous jettent des cailloux et nous rendent malheureux!* (January 25 2005)
SI mp3 swap: Week 1 (January 25 2005)
Pay no attention to that girl in the tinfoil hat (January 25 2005)
I'm Darth... Darth Vader. I'm your density. (January 25 2005)
Oh behave! (January 25 2005)
I shall cuddle you to safety! (January 24 2005)
Forget a job - here is my future (January 24 2005)
Actual advances in the field of science! (January 24 2005)
Scroll on, playa! (January 24 2005)
'Aliens? Us? Is this one of your Earth jokes?' (January 23 2005)
'Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...' (January 23 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 23 2005)
Tina! Come get some ham! (January 22 2005)
ph34r the mighty titan that is srah! (January 21 2005)
PSA! (January 20 2005)
Re: w1ll y0u b3 mÿ v@l3nt1nè? 038/033cheapc1@li15 (January 19 2005)
Picture my fingers in the shape of a W (January 19 2005)
SI mp3 swap (January 18 2005)
Dream (January 18 2005)
My Trip to the Auto Show, or: Marketing Meets UI... With ~~Sexy~~ Tragic Results (January 17 2005)
All the festivities, half the aggravation, awwwwwll the starchy goodness (January 16 2005)
Coming to terms with girliness (January 16 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 16 2005)
If we didn't have women's bathrooms, where would we talk? (January 14 2005)
Stop staring out the window and get back to work! (January 14 2005)
The 'fox and the pwned!!!11oneone (January 14 2005)
You... light up my life... (January 13 2005)
Whatever happened to John Stevens, anyway? (January 12 2005)
'When vague desire is the fire in the eyes of chicks whose sickness is the games they play...' (January 12 2005)
Dream (January 11 2005)
Mutants everywhere! (January 10 2005)
Dream (January 10 2005)
I freaking HATE Mike Celestino (January 9 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 9 2005)
The Year in Review (January 8 2005)
Reunited and it tastes so good (January 8 2005)
Wasting away again... (January 7 2005)
*moan* (January 7 2005)
Drunk posting (January 7 2005)
'Don't want to ruin my chances at romance by smelling of dung all through the reception' (January 6 2005)
Computer-users are teh l33t! (January 6 2005)
I'll stop the world and melt with you (January 6 2005)
Recent pet peeves (January 5 2005)
Smell my head! (January 3 2005)
Let's revisit... (January 2 2005)
I command a ninja army... of one! (and you can too) (January 2 2005)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 1 2005)
'Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...' (January 1 2005)

December 2004 (70 entries)

It was either that or Spongebob Squarepants (December 31 2004)
Tsunami tragedy (December 31 2004)
Tree Fingies (December 30 2004)
Go away, Mr Clown, you scare me (December 30 2004)
End-of-the-year reflections (December 30 2004)
mp3 meme thingy (December 30 2004)
All gussied up in Christmas presents (December 29 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (December 28 2004)
Ordience porticipation (December 27 2004)
May require some searching! (December 27 2004)
Guess whose sad, pathetic self will need a visit from the Social Bunny? (December 27 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: A is for... (December 25 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: B is for Black Lab! (December 24 2004)
The booty ye deserve! (December 23 2004)
Lost, in translation (December 23 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: C is for The Cure! (December 23 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: D is for Dee-lite! (December 23 2004)
The lunatics have taken over... (December 23 2004)
Half-Blood Prince release date announced! (December 21 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: E is for Everclear! (December 21 2004)
They're willing... for the shilling... (December 20 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: F is for Foo Fighters! (December 20 2004)
Sudden realization (December 19 2004)
Stupid joke that I made up today (December 19 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: G is for Jean-Jacques Goldman! (December 19 2004)
*Clubs Trump* (December 19 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (December 19 2004)
srah's Holiday Solutions (December 19 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: H is for The Hollies! (December 18 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: J is for Journey! (December 17 2004)
They may take my social life, but they'll never take... (December 16 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: K is for Kyo! (December 16 2004)
Dream (December 16 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: L is for Lovin' Spoonful! (December 15 2004)
My First Post (December 14 2004)
Better than Nader (December 14 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: M is for Mr Mister! (December 14 2004)
I am such a nerd that I kind of want to punch myself. (December 13 2004)
I have got a hat... (December 13 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: N is for Nina Persson! (December 13 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: O is for O-ZONE! (December 12 2004)
'If he had a guitar, he'd be a rock lobster!' (December 12 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (December 12 2004)
The Mummy (December 11 2004)
To do over Christmas Break (December 11 2004)
I've already been nominated - go nominate someone else (December 11 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: P is for Pop Project! (December 11 2004)
Step one: Get a job. Step two: Get a life. (December 10 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: Q is for Queen! (December 10 2004)
Because I have so much other stuff I should be doing (December 9 2004)
'No one can understand the mysteries of the Library tradition unless they have lived it' (December 9 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: R is for Raspberries! (December 9 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: S is for Squeeze! (December 8 2004)
Vote for me or I'll beat you up (December 7 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: T is for Twisted Sister! (December 7 2004)
What I am going to have to find a democratic way of expressing this evening: (December 6 2004)
Will somebody get this scantily-clad carpet out of my way?! (December 6 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: U is for Usher! (December 6 2004)
My analysis (December 5 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: V is for Vincent Delerm! (December 5 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (December 4 2004)
We thought about naming him Barry Manilow because he's sappy (December 4 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: W is for World Party! (December 4 2004)
Yet another tale of my family being dorky together (December 3 2004)
I give your life directions/ I make everything so clear (December 3 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: X is for XTC! (December 3 2004)
Dream (December 2 2004)
Bit o' campaigning (December 2 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: Y is for Yaz! (December 2 2004)
Holiday Download Extravaganza: Z is for Zenaida! (December 1 2004)

November 2004 (44 entries)

In a very important marketing meeting (November 29 2004)
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes and the top of my head and everywhere... (November 29 2004)
*hugs mommy* (November 28 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 28 2004)
Informal user survey (November 27 2004)
I didn't listen long enough to find out the real song... (November 26 2004)
I am thankful that... (November 25 2004)
Overheard, on the consistency of today's precipitation (November 24 2004)
Optimism abounding! (November 24 2004)
(Amanda sucks) (November 24 2004)
Interesting fact: I breathe (November 24 2004)
Ain't got no skillz (November 24 2004)
Fad! (November 24 2004)
You may consider shenanigans called (November 22 2004)
His toes aren't that cute (November 22 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 21 2004)
A virtual chicken in every virtual pot! (November 20 2004)
The stupid dog only needs to stay alive until Monday (November 20 2004)
'To be angry is to be human'??? (November 19 2004)
The only time in my life I will ever wish for cold weather (November 18 2004)
Whatever (November 18 2004)
Compendium epistolaritus (November 17 2004)
*cough cough*... I think I have the grey lung, pop (November 17 2004)
'Will I ever know/ the sweet 'hello'/ that's meant for only me?' (November 14 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 14 2004)
Fame is fickle, and so are reindeer (November 13 2004)
Dream (November 13 2004)
'All those who didn't indulge in inadvertent cannibalism this evening take a step forward. Max, Toby, not so fast.' (November 12 2004)
'It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces' (November 12 2004)
Libraries, libraries everywhere/ Nor any book to read (November 12 2004)
So practical! I can wear them with anything! (November 12 2004)
Dream (November 11 2004)
It may or may not have been pooping (November 9 2004)
'If you're on fire, show me!' (November 9 2004)
'Don't worry, sir... they'll ride up with wear.' (November 9 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 7 2004)
Forget politics; let's talk about ME for a change (November 5 2004)
Dream (November 5 2004)
60% of Michigan voters can bite me (November 3 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 2 2004)
Super King Kamehameha ~~Bee-yotch~~ Blogmeet (November 2 2004)
The, blog, the. (November 2 2004)
Me so political! (November 2 2004)
Democracy, meh. (November 2 2004)

October 2004 (40 entries)

'Death is coming!' (October 31 2004)
Dream (October 31 2004)
Dream (October 28 2004)
(October 26 2004)
pwned! (October 25 2004)
So fresh ~~and so clean~~! (October 25 2004)
'And so you shall!' (October 25 2004)
Oh, joy unbounded! Oh, sweet relief! Oh, rapture unexampled! (October 25 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 24 2004)
Believe it or not, I probably haven't seen this movie in over a year and a half. (October 24 2004)
Why won't this damn work do itself??? (October 22 2004)
The end is near!!!1oneone (October 21 2004)
'Did you get everything you wanted out of this internship?' *SNORT!* (October 20 2004)
In fact, it was a baton de colle (October 20 2004)
Fear strikes deep in my heart (October 20 2004)
And their little dog, too! (October 20 2004)
Never the twain shall meet! If I can help it! (October 19 2004)
Compendium Chicagodus (October 18 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 17 2004)
Uh oh, here comes the Walter (October 16 2004)
This is either a poem or a collection of thoughts. (October 15 2004)
'It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw...' (October 15 2004)
'Since many years, I haven't seen a rifle in your hands...' (October 14 2004)
Cellphones in the bathroom! (October 14 2004)
People lying in the woods, eating sandwiches? (October 13 2004)
'It's a big enough umbrella' (October 12 2004)
'Sad smiles are strange' 'He can be very strange' (October 11 2004)
Saving it for later? (October 11 2004)
'No time is a good time for Sara' (October 10 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 10 2004)
Silly, but it's true! (October 8 2004)
You say you want a revolution? (October 7 2004)
Blogformation overload (October 6 2004)
Telegram to the girl who passed me on the sidewalk (October 6 2004)
Inspired by a conversation overheard on the bus (October 6 2004)
A poem by me (October 5 2004)
I've created a monster... (October 5 2004)
Cry for help (October 4 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 3 2004)
Yep, that's about it (October 1 2004)

September 2004 (45 entries)

International meme (September 30 2004)
'Til Twosday? (September 29 2004)
What is amusing me today (September 28 2004)
Anarchists? (September 28 2004)
Code Red! Attention! We have Code Red... in the vending machine (September 27 2004)
Dream (September 27 2004)
More machine than (wo)man: twisted and evil (September 26 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 26 2004)
'Couldn't I start with, like, Wyoming and work my way up to it?' (September 26 2004)
'I wish I were like you/ Easily amused' (September 24 2004)
My foray into cat-photo-bloggery (September 22 2004)
Must... not... buy... until after graduation... (September 22 2004)
'Did ever pirate roll/ His soul in guilty dreaming,/ And wake to find that soul/ With peace and virtue beaming?' (September 22 2004)
Rot in Hell, Lucas!!!!1 (September 20 2004)
Cruise with your friends and enjoy a tasty bagel! (September 19 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 19 2004)
'There is nothing brings it round/ Like the trumpet's martial sound' (September 18 2004)
What is DEET, exactly? (September 17 2004)
'Fill oh fill the pirate glass' (September 17 2004)
'For what, we ask, is life without a touch of Poetry in it?' (September 17 2004)
Because I am sure you will be fascinated by anything having to do with me (September 17 2004)
It does not befall auspiciously, thankyouverymuch (September 17 2004)
Complain, complain! (September 16 2004)
It's a good day (September 16 2004)
I want to attack you... WITH LOVE! (September 16 2004)
Y tambien hay un mess en mi cuarto. (September 16 2004)
Grandpa (September 15 2004)
'He left River City the library building/ But he left all the books to her' (September 13 2004)
Hurry, hurry... the bandwagon's driving away... (September 13 2004)
Open letter to the fashion victim... of my LOVE! (September 13 2004)
'If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat' (September 13 2004)
Just a wee bit bitter... (September 13 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 12 2004)
I'm being quoted? (September 11 2004)
May require some thought (September 11 2004)
The author wishes to state its annoyance (September 11 2004)
Study abroad on Mars? Sure, why not! (September 8 2004)
Isn't this always the way with me? (September 8 2004)
Mo' money, les' eyesight (September 8 2004)
My fill o' sophy? (September 7 2004)
srah learns time management... the hard way (September 6 2004)
Fin de semaine linguistique (September 6 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 6 2004)
Semaine Linguistique 2,5? (September 3 2004)
'I wish you were a friggin tea pot!' (September 3 2004)

August 2004 (43 entries)

Language Week 2,2 (August 31 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 30 2004)
People Are Stupid, #412 in a series (August 30 2004)
Primero mensaje (August 30 2004)
PSA which is probably of interest to no one, as PSAs usually are (August 29 2004)
Thievery is the sincerest form of flattery? (August 29 2004)
SWF returns to America (August 28 2004)
Language Week 2 (August 26 2004)
Hippo birdie two... (August 26 2004)
First instance of culture shock (August 26 2004)
'Dave, please prepare for landing.' (August 25 2004)
Adieu Little America (August 24 2004)
'Hot teens in your neighborhood now!' (August 23 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 23 2004)
Ode to a smaller slug than the one I squashed (August 19 2004)
Mijn weekend in Engeland (August 17 2004)
My weekend, in the style of Jez, age 7 (August 17 2004)
'Ici tout est... doux... et lisse...' (August 16 2004)
Bob Truth-teller? (August 16 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 16 2004)
Obfuscation the Second: Prepare to be de-obfuscated, suckah! (August 16 2004)
Obfuscation the Second: Prepare to be obfuscated, suckah! (August 13 2004)
Faites la queue, s'il vous plait... (August 12 2004)
'Wipe the slime from off your sleeve...' (August 12 2004)
Off to England (August 12 2004)
Postly jumble! (August 11 2004)
So... (August 11 2004)
'WE MUST EAT MICHIGAN'S BRAIN!!!1' (August 10 2004)
Dream (August 9 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 9 2004)
Girl talk (August 5 2004)
'Oh yeah? Well your BUTT IS BIG!' (August 4 2004)
Testing... testing... (August 4 2004)
Trading in a fiddle for a harp... for a bathroom (August 4 2004)
My life, in cartoon form (August 3 2004)
This is why people hate me (August 3 2004)
The latest (August 2 2004)
Obfuscation 2: Electric Boogaloo (August 2 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 2 2004)
Fermentation and Fumier* (August 2 2004)
Just another maniacally boring Monday (August 2 2004)
Tuck me into bed or lose me forever? (August 1 2004)
'Have you gotten everything you wanted out of this internship?' 'Well, not herpes...' (August 1 2004)

July 2004 (42 entries)

Dream (July 31 2004)
Shower, yes. Internet, no. (July 30 2004)
Signs will be made! And posted! Stern ones! (July 26 2004)
Dream (July 26 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 25 2004)
'Je préfère les chevaux bruns... ça ne se salit pas autant que les blancs.' (July 25 2004)
Righty-o. (July 22 2004)
Rule #7: No dry humping! (July 22 2004)
A meme. One that is craplicious. (July 22 2004)
How to handle a srah (July 21 2004)
You can't handle the truth! Or the tears that come with it! (July 21 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 18 2004)
Communication hijinks (July 18 2004)
'That shorrre would be swell, maaa'aaam...' (July 18 2004)
'This is a castle. And we have many tapestries. But if you are a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!' (July 17 2004)
'Have you fed the fish today?' (July 16 2004)
'I AM the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells!' (July 16 2004)
'Can it be true? That I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?' (July 15 2004)
Feux d'artifice! (July 14 2004)
Halfway through my payments (July 14 2004)
'It's all about the berries with you...' (July 13 2004)
'T'es pour Bush, toi? Non, c'est un gros connard, lui!' (July 12 2004)
Workin' for the Man (July 12 2004)
Le douceur angevin? Ca fait plutot froid. (July 11 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 11 2004)
Angers management? (July 10 2004)
"Tu es mexicaine? J'adooooooore les fajitas!' (July 9 2004)
Haiku regarding the picture at left (July 9 2004)
Syllables counted/ Poems being created/ Haiku explosion! (July 9 2004)
'Or as the Indians call it, 'maize'. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast.' (July 9 2004)
Why English Teachers Die Early (July 8 2004)
iTunes? Check. Headphones? Check. (July 6 2004)
Out, cursèd musicians! (July 5 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 5 2004)
Ghost in the machine (July 5 2004)
I love Paris in the summer when it drizzles and is about 50°F and I don't have my raincoat on... (July 4 2004)
Müber good deals! (July 3 2004)
Back (and front) in black (July 2 2004)
Ear culture? (July 2 2004)
Job description (July 2 2004)
'On me mettra dans un grand trou...' (July 2 2004)
Oh where, oh where can my little blog be? (July 2 2004)

June 2004 (50 entries)

Welcome to the new design (June 30 2004)
Enigmatic? (June 30 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (June 30 2004)
My compliments to myself! (June 29 2004)
Mrs Igor (June 28 2004)
'Hitler laughs when you waste bulbs' (June 28 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (June 27 2004)
Disco inferno! (June 26 2004)
Brushing my teeth should not require this much concentration! (June 25 2004)
Four cups so far... (June 25 2004)
'Ze fast and ze furious!' (June 25 2004)
Dinner out (June 24 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (June 22 2004)
ABCs of me (June 21 2004)
Mail, G. (June 21 2004)
'I feel something now - a terrible fright/ Danger looms ahead. Something is not right.' (June 20 2004)
The things I write are only light extemporania (June 20 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (June 20 2004)
W00t! (June 18 2004)
Trapped! (June 17 2004)
Here's what I did today: (June 16 2004)
Little plastic castles embedded in her skull (June 16 2004)
¡Maldita vampira! (June 15 2004)
Thar's salmonella in them thar forks! (June 14 2004)
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and run around fanning their mouths (June 14 2004)
Beware the fashion flics! (June 13 2004)
Ordered chaos... in my hair (June 13 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (June 13 2004)
Mona Sarah smile (June 12 2004)
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody (June 12 2004)
A bit lonely (June 11 2004)
The Real World: France (June 11 2004)
Isidore makes the connection (June 10 2004)
Morning #3 (June 10 2004)
Veni, vidi, comedi tui pistachi (June 9 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (June 9 2004)
'I live like a monk in an abbey...' (June 8 2004)
Better as the evening goes on (June 7 2004)
'Timid and shy and scared are you of things beyond your ken' (June 7 2004)
Does Baby want some attention-wention? (June 7 2004)
Also thinking in the train from Paris to St Pierre des Corps (June 7 2004)
Back to the Future (June 7 2004)
What I'm thinking in the train from Paris to St Pierre des Corps (June 7 2004)
Travel fashion tips (June 6 2004)
Picka Frenchatoni (June 6 2004)
I'm not scared of planes but I can be made afraid... (June 6 2004)
Whump! (June 6 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (June 6 2004)
Monkey in a human suit in a Suit of Power? (June 3 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (June 1 2004)

May 2004 (40 entries)

Family hijinks! (May 31 2004)
'Sorry, can't stop - our van is green!' (May 31 2004)
'You must be very proud' (May 31 2004)
Who's a widdle waptopkins? (May 31 2004)
'Ah, there he is, getting undressed inside a trunk on deck...' (May 30 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 30 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (May 28 2004)
'I'll be seeing YOU at my MALL!' (May 27 2004)
Ça c'est l'histoire de... (May 27 2004)
Blog-readers, meet Isidore (May 26 2004)
Nice sturdy log cabins for everyone! (May 25 2004)
Expecting (May 25 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 23 2004)
'When you sleep I will creep into your thoughts like a bad debt...' (May 21 2004)
I ain't got no damn money (May 20 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (May 20 2004)
'You've been crying for 60 miles!' (May 19 2004)
I'm a-ight (May 18 2004)
In other news, I have no money (May 17 2004)
Make of my head one head (May 17 2004)
Dream (May 17 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 16 2004)
Interactive-odular! (May 15 2004)
My parents are always making me stick around to help with the moisture harvest, too... (May 15 2004)
Short post from work... (May 13 2004)
Dream (May 12 2004)
(Beverage) supplies attack! (May 10 2004)
Curse you, Gordon E. Moore! (May 10 2004)
'Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point.' (May 10 2004)
Excuses, excuses (May 9 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 9 2004)
Dream (May 9 2004)
Dream (May 7 2004)
Har har (May 6 2004)
Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabi! (May 6 2004)
Not that this would happen (May 4 2004)
To ponder (May 2 2004)
Fancied up and steppin' out (May 2 2004)
'Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable' (May 2 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 2 2004)

April 2004 (60 entries)

This just happened (April 30 2004)
Hope is the thing with feathers. No wait, that's a duck. (April 30 2004)
There are those who call me... Srah? (April 30 2004)
Misattribution (April 27 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (April 27 2004)
Faith in the unknowing (April 27 2004)
April showers that kill May flowers (April 27 2004)
I'd like to thank the other nominees, because I think that in a way, we all won (April 26 2004)
Rhythm is gonna get you... to dance? (April 26 2004)
Dream (April 26 2004)
t r teh surprised!!!1 (April 25 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 25 2004)
We could file in to the strains of 'Marian the Librarian'! Who's with me? (April 24 2004)
Reader interaction! (April 24 2004)
Crap day not noticed as crap by sleep-deprived liver of it (April 22 2004)
Oh, English, you kooky language! (April 22 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (April 20 2004)
Attention world: (April 19 2004)
'Is there a canopy in store for me?' (April 18 2004)
'You kids are soft! You lack discipline!' (April 18 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 18 2004)
'So would we need to do a giant queue then?' (April 17 2004)
Oh, how the mighty (sucky) have fallen (April 16 2004)
I mostly look like hippies, tramps and sleaze (April 15 2004)
'Oh no, Ohio!/ I can hardly wait to say goodbye-oh!' (April 15 2004)
'Knees weak, palms are sweaty' (April 15 2004)
'The world is full of a number of things I know we should be as happy as'* (April 13 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (April 13 2004)
'Soundtrack to end all Soundtracks' CD Swap (April 13 2004)
Karaoke bus... of DOOM! (April 13 2004)
Which is it? (April 12 2004)
'The world forgetting, by the world forgot' (April 12 2004)
You've come a long way, bloggy (April 12 2004)
Supplies! (April 12 2004)
RESOLVED: (April 12 2004)
Is this a kissing movie? (April 12 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 11 2004)
Everyone sweats (April 10 2004)
чорнобиль (April 10 2004)
I'm a little tea-snot (April 9 2004)
The Friday Five (April 9 2004)
Dream (April 9 2004)
Directory assistance (April 8 2004)
Cinq femmes (April 8 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (April 7 2004)
'He's a mild and lazy guy!' (April 6 2004)
Jezzles says it's the best place he's ever been (April 6 2004)
Life is skittles and life is beer (April 5 2004)
I feel pretty... oh so pretty... (April 5 2004)
Won't someone think of the children? (April 5 2004)
Ik zou uw prins willen huwen, tevreden. (April 4 2004)
Thrill me with your acumen... (April 4 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 4 2004)
My big fat huge foam-rubber poetry anthology (April 4 2004)
Fun with nesting ordered lists (April 3 2004)
Dream (April 3 2004)
Virtually indestructible? Even by me? (April 2 2004)
Oh no you di-int! (April 2 2004)
How to make an embarassing situation worse: blog about it (April 1 2004)
Where does one go about obtaining proof of Earth residency? (April 1 2004)

March 2004 (66 entries)

'Hello my name is Steve I used to be addicted to crack but now I am clean and selling magazines' (March 31 2004)
Have you ever been to the sixteenth century?! (March 31 2004)
Astrology finds: I am a dork (March 30 2004)
Scribbled as I tried to fall back asleep (March 30 2004)
Two more hours, please! (March 30 2004)
NPE? NMP! (March 29 2004)
Assorted amusements (or random rubbish) (March 29 2004)
Entretien d'embauche (March 29 2004)
'But I burrrrrn, Mr A.' (March 28 2004)
Pretty please? (March 28 2004)
Cinco de srahyo (March 28 2004)
Dorkgument (March 28 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 28 2004)
Famous against my will (March 27 2004)
A message from the Nut-Kicking Council of Srah (March 27 2004)
Lock up your redheaded sons - srah's in town! (March 27 2004)
No distinguishing features (March 27 2004)
Queue faites-vous? (March 26 2004)
... So who ELSE should I add to my list of total jerks? (March 26 2004)
Why I blog (March 25 2004)
She's always a trailer for sale or rent to me... (March 24 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (March 23 2004)
'My supperdish, my succotash wish' (March 23 2004)
As Peach Union said, 'On My Own' (March 22 2004)
Minor freakout in my brain (March 22 2004)
Hey baby, wanna walk in Cupid's grove together? *wink* (March 22 2004)
What am I going to do with forty subscriptions to Vibe? (March 21 2004)
Dream (March 21 2004)
Things that I like (March 21 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 21 2004)
Will come up with a better title when have sobered up (March 20 2004)
Go, erm, blue. (March 18 2004)
Wisdom of srah (March 17 2004)
Toot toot! (March 17 2004)
What's that thing about roads rising up? (March 17 2004)
I do not like them. SAM I am. (March 17 2004)
Tuesday is Chooseday (March 16 2004)
Open letter to foul Michigan weather (March 16 2004)
Because you all like him more than me... (March 15 2004)
L'ennui du globe-trotter (March 15 2004)
Special skills? I ain't got no stinkin' special skills (March 15 2004)
To whom it may concern: (March 14 2004)
Hey... *breathe breathe*... what are you wearing? (March 14 2004)
Apparently srahs don't make passes at men who wear glasses (March 14 2004)
Wish they all could be California rolls (March 14 2004)
Bevaaaaaaare the Curse! (March 14 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 14 2004)
Four rejections and an offer* (March 11 2004)
The Secret of the Surreptitious Spammer (March 10 2004)
Lobster Thermidor à Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and... (March 9 2004)
Perhaps this is where try comes in... (March 9 2004)
How I spent my morning (March 9 2004)
Glutton for... well, food actually (March 9 2004)
Now I lay me down to sleep/ I guess I'll go count the sheep (March 9 2004)
Drunky Von Drunk Drunk HATES YOU! (March 7 2004)
Of all the Greek and Roman grandmas, Cupid, the god of chicken is certainly the best known. (March 7 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 6 2004)
Dream (March 6 2004)
Je me déplaise en faisant la Java (March 5 2004)
Neck, glorious neck (March 5 2004)
Sometimes I wonder things and it makes me sound high (March 5 2004)
The Weather Pixie reports (March 5 2004)
I don't like spam! ... except this one. (March 5 2004)
Good show, old chap! (March 3 2004)
Filling out the ASB Participant Report Form (March 2 2004)
Stop your whinging, Eston, here it comes (March 2 2004)

February 2004 (65 entries)

Proposed revision: Home of taxation and representation (February 29 2004)
Leap Day! Huzzah! (February 29 2004)
Random music meme (February 29 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 29 2004)
'I make it a rule always to park on beef jerky' [Day 8 of the DC trip] (February 28 2004)
Je bois à trop fortes doses/ Je vois des éléphants roses [Day 7 of the DC trip] (February 27 2004)
'Six girls, only two guys... where are all the guys?' [Day 6 of the DC trip] (February 26 2004)
The Electronic Records Pussycat Swingers' Club (February 26 2004)
Bless me! (February 26 2004)
Resolved: That working is (and oughta be) a whole lot better than studying (February 26 2004)
Dream (February 26 2004)
'You should listen to Sarah, because she always knows what she's talking about.' [Day 5 of the DC trip] (February 25 2004)
srah's shocking realizations of the week (February 25 2004)
Yet another networking measure (February 25 2004)
'Sporkie? That's what I'm naming my first-born child!' [Day 4 of the DC trip] (February 24 2004)
Y usted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green? (February 24 2004)
'He's just visiting!' (February 24 2004)
'So, Cari... buy any pants today?' [Day 3 of the DC trip] (February 23 2004)
Information professionalism at work? Or what? (February 23 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 23 2004)
Teh moon rulez #1 [Day 2 of the DC trip] (February 22 2004)
'Please don't set my lipgloss on fire!' [Day 1 of the DC trip] (February 21 2004)
Good riddance! (February 21 2004)
Denial of (health) service (February 20 2004)
Angled bob? Whazzat? (February 18 2004)
I don't even make me laugh (February 18 2004)
More sick-day haiku (February 17 2004)
CNN has gone insane (February 17 2004)
Yet another CD swap (February 17 2004)
Any Washingtonians out there? (February 17 2004)
Ode to the flu (or whatever this is) (February 16 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 15 2004)
Blog It Forward V: The Wrath of Srahn (February 14 2004)
'Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.' (February 12 2004)
Gondor needs no pants... but I do! (February 12 2004)
He types pretty well for having no thumbs (February 12 2004)
Much like a Night at the Opera, actually (February 11 2004)
Everybody's working for the weekend (February 10 2004)
'We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down' (February 9 2004)
Ah, William Hung. You are a household name. (February 9 2004)
'And when you got to check where the user's head is at/ Best pick up a copy of Beyer and Holtzblatt' (February 9 2004)
American Booty (February 9 2004)
srah's athletic exertion for the week (February 9 2004)
Dream (February 8 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 8 2004)
We really like cheese we like zeppelins (February 7 2004)
Yet another Alternative Spring Break: being tackled by Secret Servicemen (February 7 2004)
There is such a thing as a free lunch (February 7 2004)
Liberal Arts at Work on Ruining My Life? (February 7 2004)
She bangs! Out some excuses! (February 7 2004)
United Nations at the mall (February 7 2004)
I am tempted to vote for the CWDHFNFLN... (February 7 2004)
Love and sympathy from The Fam (February 7 2004)
ΣΔΤ more than you can imagine! (February 5 2004)
A political observation (February 5 2004)
I don't feel like titling this entry (February 5 2004)
If you believe in forever, then this is going to be in my head till then (February 3 2004)
Memes are not real content, srah! (February 3 2004)
'And we could curse in fluent kangaroo' (February 3 2004)
Humour! Get your humour! Step right up! (February 2 2004)
All my girls (and guys) at the party, look at his/her body (February 1 2004)
February is the cruelest month (February 1 2004)
Collaborationist (February 1 2004)
Go FedEx go! (February 1 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 1 2004)

January 2004 (74 entries)

I do not like green snow or ham. I do not like them. SAM I am. (January 29 2004)
Thou shalt have no Idol before srah (January 28 2004)
Kenya? Where the giraffes are. Norway? Population: Crab. (January 28 2004)
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie) (January 28 2004)
And I start to complain that there's no school (January 28 2004)
Shut up and blog! (January 28 2004)
Variety is the spice of life... and mine is very bland (January 26 2004)
Thank you, mysterious benefactor! (January 26 2004)
We love you, Internet, oh yes we do (January 26 2004)
Tuesday (K)night plans (January 26 2004)
Ode to the new love of my life (January 25 2004)
'It's like you and I are clipped from the same coupon' (January 25 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 25 2004)
Field of cheers (January 24 2004)
Gung hay fat choy! (January 23 2004)
Yes, I have a question on the homework: WTF, mate? (January 22 2004)
Because I enjoy sitting on my ass in the dark for long stretches of time (January 21 2004)
The full extent of my political involvement (January 20 2004)
'Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.' (January 20 2004)
Quick! Lose all respect for me by reading on! (January 19 2004)
She's mighty, my tea (January 19 2004)
Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get... uh... (January 19 2004)
Dream (January 19 2004)
XXX Live webcam - hot young great-grandmas cooking! XXX (January 19 2004)
What they need's a damn good whacking (January 18 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 18 2004)
The gag reflex leaves me answered with a question mark (January 17 2004)
'They don't have anything. They come from the MOON!' (January 17 2004)
Pitcher's got a big butt! Pitcher's got a big butt! (January 16 2004)
Una hermana nueva en la casa (January 16 2004)
Caw! Caw! (January 16 2004)
Srah's Musical Quiz IV: A New Hope (January 15 2004)
Got a rocket in your pocket? (January 15 2004)
A quarter of the way to fame ~~and fortune~~! (January 15 2004)
Curse of the Argentine (January 15 2004)
Is it not... INVISIBLE? (January 15 2004)
Hello, world! (January 15 2004)
Everybody else is answering it (January 15 2004)
Urstodial updation (January 14 2004)
And now you can share in the pain! (January 14 2004)
Cancel school! Cancel school! (January 14 2004)
Yelp! (January 13 2004)
Dream (January 13 2004)
And now: Leonard Nimoy reads srah blah blah (January 12 2004)
Blog it Forward (January 12 2004)
AKA Sleeper (January 11 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 11 2004)
Woe is srah (January 10 2004)
Everybody else is doing it (January 10 2004)
Microeconomics? Megasuckonomics, more like it! (January 10 2004)
'I'd like to kill the guy who invented this' (January 10 2004)
Then again, I was raised by dorks (January 10 2004)
If you wondered what the rightful king of England was up to... (January 10 2004)
Dream (January 9 2004)
Can't be arsed to delete comment spam (January 9 2004)
Hey everyone! Look how different I look! (January 7 2004)
It sucks... but in a cute way? (January 7 2004)
I relish the thought! (January 7 2004)
And here I was, nagging her for not blogging (January 7 2004)
hating CourseTools. Little did I know that you would release its freakish, inbred offspring, CourseTools: NextGeneration in its deformed, pathetic foetal form. Little did I know the further pain and anguish that could be caused by a completely unusable system. Little did I suspect how much worse this course management system could get. Little did I know the painful layers of irony in web usability designers being taught via a ridiculously unusable web system developed by web...">CourseTools: teh suck (January 6 2004)
srah blah blah for, uh... meh. (January 6 2004)
Dream (January 5 2004)
On-the-job hazards (January 5 2004)
Real* Stories of the Doctor's Office (January 5 2004)
Ye'll walk the plank, Robert H. Frank!!!1 (January 4 2004)
Who needs real life?! (January 4 2004)
Whatever happened to that Do Not Call list? (January 4 2004)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 4 2004)
'It was that or skin my chauffeurs!' (January 3 2004)
Ye'll walk the plank, Scott Baio!!!1 (January 3 2004)
Torch the quarters, Meatwad (January 3 2004)
New Year's Festivistities (January 2 2004)
Now in our third January blogging... (January 1 2004)
'Everything that is, is information' (January 1 2004)

December 2003 (69 entries)

'Due to high demand, our site is currently busy and cannot process your request.' (December 31 2003)
The Mayfly Project (December 31 2003)
The question asked throughout the ages (December 29 2003)
Pathetically desperate for blog content (December 29 2003)
I believe in a thing called... rock? (December 29 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (December 28 2003)
Doot'n doo doo, feelin' girly (December 28 2003)
srah's plan for the day (December 28 2003)
User Interface Redesign (December 27 2003)
srah's tale of Christmastime woe (December 26 2003)
Christmas dinner, revisited (December 25 2003)
Messy Kweznuz, y'all (December 25 2003)
'Our need for presents is really dire/ Oops I set myself on fire' (December 25 2003)
Mooorry Christmoooos (December 25 2003)
srah, making the ~~world~~ room safe for allergy-sufferers (December 24 2003)
Yet another food-ku (December 24 2003)
The beginning (and end) of srah's illustrious directing career (December 24 2003)
How'dya figure? (December 22 2003)
You and your two dimensions... no, it's cute (December 21 2003)
She's cheap and insane! (December 21 2003)
'He's just another scripture thumping hack from Galilee' (December 21 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (December 21 2003)
Savouring flavourless moulded sweets (December 20 2003)
Must be the lovely hat (December 20 2003)
Curse of the Information Professional (December 20 2003)
Mind you don't get your terry cloth sticky! (December 19 2003)
Update on the $5 gift situation (December 19 2003)
srah, 'content' does not consist of nicking other people's words (December 19 2003)
The Friday Five (December 19 2003)
'Uncle! I'll nurse you back to health! With soup!' (December 18 2003)
Mom, Dad, Geoffrey... am I adopted? (December 17 2003)
Ain't no party like an Information party (December 17 2003)
Things that I have learned after one semester at SI (December 16 2003)
We're #2! We're #2! (December 16 2003)
One exam to rule them all (December 15 2003)
*Blush* (December 15 2003)
srah catches up on current events (December 15 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (December 14 2003)
Good tidings I bring to me and my kin (December 13 2003)
Zis webmail, she goes down more often zan ze 'ores at SI North (December 13 2003)
Three hours in the life of srah (December 12 2003)
Give me something to read when I'm all examed out (December 12 2003)
Proctor me! Proctor me now! (December 12 2003)
Walking in a Nelson & Winter wonderland (December 12 2003)
Classes are over! Go home! (December 11 2003)
Cold I am in the ways of The Force (December 11 2003)
Collaboration haiku (December 10 2003)
Skirt +2 (December 9 2003)
Was it as good for you as it was for me? (December 8 2003)
Buhah hyeah (December 8 2003)
Stylesheeeeeet! (December 7 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (December 7 2003)
My ADDled mind (December 6 2003)
I dunno, the competition is pretty damn raw and wriggly... (December 6 2003)
Mmmm, saaaaalty. (December 6 2003)
'Und for your present, I haf imported a dead tree!' (December 6 2003)
All badger scenes fully restored (December 6 2003)
Strange sleep-deprived mood swings (December 5 2003)
Bubbles! (December 4 2003)
'You're a fine piece of real estate/ and I'm gonna get me some land' (December 4 2003)
The Role of Emotion in the Songs of Neil Diamond (December 4 2003)
srah's roar of triumph and glory: 'mew!' (December 3 2003)
Nextel me what's so good about it! (December 3 2003)
Professional what, now? (December 3 2003)
Back in my day, we appreciated a little dirt in our falafel! (December 3 2003)
Comparrrrrrrrrrrison shopping (December 2 2003)
Am I not... INVISIBLE?! (December 2 2003)
Shoppers without Borders (December 1 2003)
Amazon farts in usability's general direction (December 1 2003)

November 2003 (84 entries)

'Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to go find you a box?' (November 30 2003)
'Bubble Tea is not a fad. It's a trend.' (November 30 2003)
I love a bad joke, me (November 30 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 30 2003)
My neighbors went on vacation and all I got was this... uh... (November 29 2003)
Dream (November 29 2003)
Chicks that I would dig if I were a dude (November 28 2003)
Thanksgiving injury (November 27 2003)
Nothing to see here... move along... (November 27 2003)
Dream (November 27 2003)
Gobble gobble! (November 27 2003)
Sleep, glorious sleep! (November 26 2003)
Me so soupy (November 26 2003)
Going back to Normalville (November 26 2003)
Dream (November 26 2003)
And I say to myself, 'It's wonderful, wonderful' (November 25 2003)
I totally kick ass (November 24 2003)
Sudden burst of insanity (November 24 2003)
'The man was a Beatle, for god's sake!' (November 24 2003)
I'm nightmaring of a White Thanksgiving (November 24 2003)
Early edition (November 23 2003)
Synopsis of the evening... in link-form! (November 23 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 23 2003)
And again... tipsy ravings from srah (November 23 2003)
It's a nerd... it's a jock... it's Supersrah! (November 22 2003)
The nerdding planner (November 22 2003)
Hold me/ Love me and feed me/ Kiss me and free me (November 22 2003)
'501: Now with 15% more bitchslapping!' (November 21 2003)
Nor to beg (November 20 2003)
Ain't too stressed to blog, sweet darlin' (November 20 2003)
'I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy' (November 20 2003)
He is fluent in over six million tongues... (November 20 2003)
Haiku explanation for stains (November 20 2003)
'I dressed her son up like a girl and invited him to play with me' (November 20 2003)
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket (November 20 2003)
You'll never guess what's being squished at the bottom of my bookbag (November 19 2003)
Middle school mentality (November 19 2003)
Well... that was surprisingly easy... (November 19 2003)
'There was an Ingmar Bergman movie about me! I was played by David Carradine.' (November 17 2003)
Wanderlust (November 17 2003)
Fat free since 1949! Because before that, they were pure lard! (November 17 2003)
Dream (November 17 2003)
Do you hear what I hear? (November 17 2003)
This is what happens when we depend too much on technology... (November 17 2003)
Is it a breakup if it never had a chance to get started? (November 16 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 16 2003)
Hooray! Now I can hate me on the bus! (November 15 2003)
The camels are for the stupid tourists (November 15 2003)
The Friday Five (November 14 2003)
First tuna, now Spam® (November 14 2003)
La mondo kiel baron al komunikado kaj evoluigo Por la Esperantokomunumo (November 13 2003)
Why Tom Hanks? Why, god, why? (November 13 2003)
Thursday the Thirteenth (November 13 2003)
Damn hippies and their damn hippie food! (November 13 2003)
Quiero comprar un billete para Acapulco, por favor (November 13 2003)
Can we get underground tunnels so I can hide from reality? (November 13 2003)
'Come to think of it, why do I sometimes write about what I ate for dinner?' (November 11 2003)
WTF, mate? (November 11 2003)
Update on srah's mental health (November 11 2003)
What can I see from the limited confines of my bus riding seat? (November 11 2003)
Bring home my name/ on the wings of Gwaihir* (November 11 2003)
Too much User Interface Design... (November 10 2003)
:( (November 10 2003)
Love actually is all around (November 10 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 9 2003)
Sleeping is good (November 9 2003)
The Friday Five (November 8 2003)
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? (November 8 2003)
Encounters of the stranger and stranger kind (November 8 2003)
Exit the Matrix (November 8 2003)
I am the webmaster. Are you the gatekeeper? (November 8 2003)
Excessive use of video games may lead to loss of friends (November 8 2003)
Walk, don't run, to the irregular clothing sale! (November 7 2003)
Tea. Sugar. Please? Hello. What? (November 6 2003)
Speaking of nibbling... (November 5 2003)
srah likes to write to inanimate objects (November 5 2003)
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie (November 4 2003)
Frustrated is better than bored (November 4 2003)
Malaise? Ja. (November 4 2003)
Venting @ work (November 3 2003)
On clothing and language (November 3 2003)
Encounters of the old kind (November 3 2003)
Ahoy there, me hearties! (November 2 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (November 2 2003)

October 2003 (82 entries)

Adam West comes trick-or-treating (October 31 2003)
'Now it's not even fit for monkeys!' (October 31 2003)
This is a valuable tool, after all (October 30 2003)
srah and the no-good very long meme (October 30 2003)
Gorgeous clever who, now? (October 30 2003)
Librarians do it quietly (October 30 2003)
Find your own damn seat! (October 30 2003)
Update (October 29 2003)
Dain bramaged? (October 29 2003)
Bise me not (October 29 2003)
Some thank you disillusionment (October 28 2003)
Facts of the matter (October 27 2003)
Unobservant girl would like to be observed... (October 27 2003)
Get out... while you still can! (October 27 2003)
Good morning, starshine (October 27 2003)
It's beginning to look a lot like Halloween (October 26 2003)
Work group? Fun group, more like it! (October 26 2003)
Il pardonnera ses caprices jusqu'en soixante-dix (October 26 2003)
I don't love the smell of consulting in the morning (October 26 2003)
I only advertise for people I reeeeeally like (October 26 2003)
'What do you call the game wherein the participants see who can throw a knife closest to the other person?' (October 26 2003)
Shake it like a polaroid picture (October 26 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 25 2003)
For anyone who is sad enough to care (October 25 2003)
And boo-yeah! (October 24 2003)
Tales from srah's bladder (October 24 2003)
Don't poke me (October 24 2003)
Mystery... uh, solved? (October 22 2003)
He is... he said (October 21 2003)
Dopey und mopey und sniffly (October 20 2003)
Oh what a tangled web we weave when we something something on Christmas Eve... (October 20 2003)
Life and a bowl of cherries (October 20 2003)
Third late night in a row (October 20 2003)
Don't be ridiculous, Scarlett, she looks like a big meringue (October 19 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 19 2003)
What's that meme thing doing here? (October 18 2003)
The Friday Five (October 18 2003)
Furthering my nerducation (October 17 2003)
Le chien chaud, as our amis quebecois would say (October 16 2003)
No? Okay then. (October 16 2003)
Whoop de whoop de sheller de vere (October 16 2003)
Note to self, who always forgets these things (October 15 2003)
Why don't you get out of that puffy coat and into a dry martini? (October 14 2003)
Smoke me a kipper, skipper (October 14 2003)
Geroosterde kaassandwich (October 14 2003)
Dream (October 14 2003)
Taedet me in diurnis legendi/ planas clunes gratiores iudicari (October 13 2003)
Am confused; need comfort food (October 13 2003)
Me, well, I wouldn't holler if he were as handsome as anything (October 13 2003)
Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM (October 13 2003)
Blogsitting (October 12 2003)
Albion blogger meetup (October 12 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 12 2003)
Coming... home? (October 11 2003)
Professors gotta eat, too! (October 11 2003)
What a girl misses (October 11 2003)
Letter to a favorite vegetable (October 10 2003)
'Green Eggs and Ham?' (October 10 2003)
Dream (October 9 2003)
'I'm gonna walk you! One times one!' (October 8 2003)
It's notta tumah (October 8 2003)
What if? (October 8 2003)
It's all downhill from here (October 7 2003)
Comma chameleon (October 7 2003)
srah is no longer allowed near household appliances (October 7 2003)
C'est le temps que tu as perdu pour ta rose qui fait ta rose si importante (October 7 2003)
Gone fishin' (October 7 2003)
Shut up, you masses! (October 7 2003)
New entrance essay question: What happens 72 days from today? (October 6 2003)
Irrational much? (October 6 2003)
'Lip my stockings!' (October 6 2003)
What's that you're wearing? Ah yes... (October 5 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (October 5 2003)
Sábado en la vida de srah (October 5 2003)
Would you rather... (October 3 2003)
SI: We work hard; we play hard (October 3 2003)
TMI (October 3 2003)
Boohbahboohbahboohbah (October 3 2003)
What else is new? (October 2 2003)
Today's tea-total: one cup (and seven imaginary ones) (October 2 2003)
S. Diddy (October 2 2003)
Most of their free time is spent reading, but sometimes they write papers (October 1 2003)

September 2003 (119 entries)

'My uncle thought he was St Jerome' (September 30 2003)
Librarians are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet (September 30 2003)
But at least she's acute (September 30 2003)
Girls just wanna have sleep (September 30 2003)
This is not my beautiful house (September 30 2003)
A query (September 30 2003)
Boost me up my ladder, kid, and I'll boost you up yours (September 29 2003)
I plan on never accomplishing anything again as long as I live (September 29 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 28 2003)
Oh NPAre they? (September 28 2003)
'Regatta' is not a kind of cheese (September 27 2003)
Shut up, you clowns, or I'll punch you in the face (September 27 2003)
Please don't show up on my porch with fondue forks (September 27 2003)
Today's best spam email (September 27 2003)
Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the geriatric oak tree (September 26 2003)
A house made of cheese? I'd move in tomorrow! (September 26 2003)
A thought has occurred to me (September 26 2003)
So sexy it hurts (September 26 2003)
You're seducing me with soft cheeses! (September 26 2003)
Speaking of downloaded music... (September 26 2003)
Last Friday's Five (September 26 2003)
Success measured in deaths, or lack thereof (September 26 2003)
Look! I posted! (September 25 2003)
A Very Boring Post In Four Lines (September 24 2003)
'I thought I was the only one' (September 23 2003)
Avast, sensei! (September 23 2003)
The weather and - what was I talking about? (September 23 2003)
Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugooglism was? (September 22 2003)
The movie in my mind (September 22 2003)
Kuala Lumpur! (September 21 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 21 2003)
I'm in gradjit school (September 21 2003)
Ain't no party like an archives party (September 20 2003)
Would you please ignore/ that you found me on the floor (September 20 2003)
«Sarah rêvait» rêvait Sarah (September 19 2003)
Best. Combination. Ever. (September 19 2003)
Oi be a grad school poirate (September 19 2003)
Go briny Blue! (September 19 2003)
Yarrrrrrr! (September 19 2003)
Post-It®s Post-It®s everywhere, nor any drop to drink (September 18 2003)
The problem's plain to see: too much technology (September 18 2003)
'Obsession' by srah (September 18 2003)
It's poetry. Because I said so. (September 18 2003)
Red-eye reduction (September 18 2003)
Ten points for me (September 18 2003)
Olé! (September 18 2003)
Cookies? Yum. (September 18 2003)
More writing in this blog in the next day after today (September 17 2003)
Homework? What homework? (September 16 2003)
Do I hafta compare thee to a summer's day? (September 16 2003)
Too much Information (Science) (September 16 2003)
It takes so little to offend me (September 16 2003)
Not to mention finger-lickin' good (September 16 2003)
New Mac city (September 15 2003)
'I'm typing Bs!' (September 15 2003)
Remember, children: real culture before pop culture (September 14 2003)
I'm blue dabndeedabndie (September 14 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 14 2003)
Placating the fevered masses (September 12 2003)
I Am the Song that Never Ends (September 12 2003)
My Realization of the Day (September 12 2003)
Knowing me, knowing you (September 12 2003)
Country music what now? (September 12 2003)
TGI-- what do you mean, it's only Thursday?! (September 11 2003)
Help Me! (September 11 2003)
The Days of Yore (September 11 2003)
Octodon degus (September 11 2003)
Pizza and...pizza (September 11 2003)
Also at Wal-Mart... (September 11 2003)
Be Vewy Vewy Afwaid (September 11 2003)
LCD screening (September 10 2003)
Who wants to learn about brains? (September 10 2003)
Pizza and pop (September 10 2003)
Hannibal the Information Professional (September 10 2003)
'Hey, they got the ocean here?' (September 9 2003)
Rough and irritating (September 9 2003)
Hiding in the open (September 9 2003)
The glowest eye (September 9 2003)
"I Have One Thing to Say...Sashay, Shantay!" (September 9 2003)
Only a few short...months. (September 9 2003)
It's All About Me (September 9 2003)
Here's my day... (September 9 2003)
Good Or Bad? (September 9 2003)
Course Tools ~~ate~~ wouldn't let me do my homework (September 8 2003)
Untitled (September 8 2003)
Two Things... (September 8 2003)
"I Am Small, But I'm Strong, I'll Get it On With You" (September 8 2003)
And no one heard at all/ So I ate a pear (September 8 2003)
"Whatever Happened to Class?" (September 8 2003)
srah succeeds where all self-help books have failed! (September 8 2003)
Pok pok pok (September 8 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (September 7 2003)
Hail to the colors that float in the light (September 6 2003)
'With Brigitte Bardot playing part of hypotenuse' (September 6 2003)
Where oh where? (September 5 2003)
Here's What's Happening in My Neck of the Woods (September 5 2003)
"Blame Canada" (September 5 2003)
Soolaimon (September 5 2003)
The Beginning of All That is Cheryl (September 5 2003)
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! (September 5 2003)
Who wants to eat boiled eggs, anyway? (September 4 2003)
More family anecdotes (September 4 2003)
'Are all librarians this much trouble?' (September 4 2003)
Go go nerd power! (September 4 2003)
The sword is mightier than the pen, pal (September 4 2003)
Home town girl (September 4 2003)
Enter the Cheryl (September 4 2003)
Two seems like a lot to me, okay? (September 4 2003)
I see... (September 3 2003)
I will destroy Buchanan Enterprises (September 3 2003)
Our Little Richard, all grown up and blogging (September 3 2003)
Employment haiku (September 2 2003)
That'll be forty lashes with the cat o' nine tails. Arrr. (September 2 2003)
Whatever ~~Lola~~ Katie wants (September 2 2003)
Can... and will! (September 2 2003)
I am S.A.M. S.A.M. I am. Do you like-- MR BROWN? MR BROWN? Goddammit. (September 1 2003)
Ten! Ten! Ten films in one! (September 1 2003)
To the other partner in this relationship (September 1 2003)
Labouring under the Labor Day Weekend (September 1 2003)

August 2003 (88 entries)

Can't stand still while the music is playin' (August 31 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 31 2003)
srah's quotes quiz (August 29 2003)
And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight (August 29 2003)
Marking your territory (August 29 2003)
Trawling in Tree Town (August 29 2003)
Deedle dee dee dee dee dee dee dee (August 29 2003)
Highlights of Wednesday's orientation (August 28 2003)
Orientating (August 27 2003)
All aboard the Ace Train (August 26 2003)
A note of thanks (August 26 2003)
How I spent my birthday afternoon (August 26 2003)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! (August 26 2003)
Another family conversation (August 26 2003)
'It's such an interesting mixture of poetry and meanness' (August 26 2003)
Hail to the conqu'ring heroes (August 25 2003)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (August 25 2003)
If you want me, here I am, come and get me (August 25 2003)
Hello again, hello (August 25 2003)
Intro to SI (August 25 2003)
Deobfuscating the blog game (August 25 2003)
Something appealing, something appalling (August 25 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 24 2003)
Order now! (August 23 2003)
Stick a feather in my cap and call me macaronic (August 23 2003)
Current random thoughts (August 22 2003)
The end of summer employment (August 22 2003)
She certainly can can-can (August 22 2003)
Obfuscation: The Blog Game (August 22 2003)
The Friday Five (August 22 2003)
Update on srah's career goals (August 21 2003)
Like the words of a song I could not forget (August 21 2003)
A Year in Isère (August 21 2003)
Canned sauerkraut makes an excellent birthday present (August 21 2003)
Awakened consciousness, asleepened (August 21 2003)
185 or so to go (August 20 2003)
Rhetorical Butler (August 20 2003)
Stop The Real World, I want to get off (August 20 2003)
New Improved Naked srah (August 20 2003)
Unfounded (?) sense of loss (August 20 2003)
Ze sird dekhree (August 19 2003)
Is it Friday yet? (August 19 2003)
A really tough question (August 19 2003)
The Monday Mission (August 18 2003)
I'd ask you to sign it, but your arthritis is too bad for you to hold a pen (August 18 2003)
Dream (August 18 2003)
Whodunnit? (August 18 2003)
There was no question about places where waitresses call you 'hon' (August 17 2003)
Obfuscation: The Blog Game (August 17 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 17 2003)
I'll tell you what a girl wants (August 17 2003)
Losing control (August 16 2003)
The Day the Lights Went Out (August 16 2003)
The Great Blackout of 2003 (gag gag) (August 15 2003)
Doctor my eyes (August 14 2003)
Le royaume des kirs (August 13 2003)
There must be fifty ways (August 13 2003)
I promise to limit my Neil Diamond output (August 12 2003)
Conversation in my mind (August 11 2003)
Extremely disturbing one-sentence post (August 11 2003)
Ah, but we're cursed. CURSED! (August 11 2003)
The national pasttime should be sitting around in your pyjamas and watching DVDs (August 10 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 10 2003)
I am the coolest person that has ever lived (August 9 2003)
A quiz that Becky will enjoy (August 9 2003)
Guardians of culinary justice (August 9 2003)
Stuh (August 8 2003)
Five Questions (August 8 2003)
Enthusiasm galore! (August 8 2003)
A letter to France (August 8 2003)
The allure of the maskèd man (August 8 2003)
Would you like some Fourme d'Ambert with that St-Pourçain? (August 8 2003)
The Friday Five (August 8 2003)
À la Jerry Bruckheimer (August 7 2003)
Planning not to plan ahead (August 6 2003)
Who's on second? (August 6 2003)
Hello, my friend, hello (August 6 2003)
I'm not an addict, baby, that's a lie (August 6 2003)
All Neil, all the time (August 6 2003)
I am drivin' 25 through the kind of green light that lasts all afternoon (August 5 2003)
The Monday Mission A Day Late (August 5 2003)
Hey you! On the waterskis! (August 5 2003)
Jim and me is goin' down to slop the hogs (August 4 2003)
Update on the huge foam-rubber Moai head situation (August 3 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (August 3 2003)
Burn, baby, burn (August 3 2003)
There is no Jekyll, only Hyde (August 3 2003)
Happy August (August 1 2003)

July 2003 (82 entries)

Happy birthday, J.K. and Harry! (July 31 2003)
Guest blog-entry by another personality in my head (July 31 2003)
Château de cons (July 30 2003)
Nous serons des reines! Fichues reines d'âne d'enfer! (July 29 2003)
Ye'll walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs! (July 29 2003)
Deck the halls (July 29 2003)
Shorty doo-wop (July 29 2003)
We'll be queens! Damn hell ass queens! (July 28 2003)
Blog-ethics... blethics? (July 28 2003)
Learning is fun! (July 28 2003)
It was a dark and stormy night (July 28 2003)
Glamorous animations (July 28 2003)
You may include 'talented lyricist' in my long list of accomplishments (July 28 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 27 2003)
A pirate must indulge a little pardonable swagger (July 27 2003)
I've got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell! (July 27 2003)
'One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.' (July 26 2003)
Serious linguistic discussion between serious linguists (July 25 2003)
Prescriptive? But of course. (July 25 2003)
Incendium! (July 25 2003)
And yet more of The Real World (July 24 2003)
Based on drive-to-work conversation (July 24 2003)
Votre dévouée élève, qui vous aime de tout son coeur (July 24 2003)
Meesa meejahoor (July 22 2003)
To speak, or not to speak? (July 22 2003)
By the way (July 22 2003)
1000 comments! (July 22 2003)
Pardon me while I spew into a Paige™ box (July 22 2003)
Says the pro/am translator: (July 22 2003)
The Thursday This-or-That? (July 22 2003)
1000? Who are you people? (July 22 2003)
Those three little... letters (July 22 2003)
¡Ayudame! (July 21 2003)
'It's a pretty long article about why her hair is brown' (July 21 2003)
'West Bloomfield and Troy: Where it's not happening' (July 21 2003)
Attack of the Crayfish!!! (July 21 2003)
Plungey plungey plungey (July 21 2003)
We don't need no water (July 20 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 20 2003)
srah's Art Fair recap (July 18 2003)
I have a confession to make: (July 17 2003)
Truth or Dare (July 17 2003)
Thon-tha-thon-thon-thon (July 16 2003)
Crazy girl was not shunned by others at Borders (July 16 2003)
Crazy girl goes to Borders and scares people (July 16 2003)
Die, Real World, Die (July 16 2003)
It's beginning to look a lot like Art Fair (July 16 2003)
Did you ever read about a frog who dreamed of bein' a king? (July 15 2003)
How many times can I say 'plastic sheeting'? (July 15 2003)
Yawn. (July 15 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 14 2003)
Boring Friday afternoon post (July 11 2003)
Toutes les grandes personnes ont d'abord été des enfants (July 11 2003)
Humpbuckling (July 11 2003)
Nerd-mob (July 11 2003)
Muggle-born, Magic-educated (July 11 2003)
The Friday Five (July 11 2003)
Pay no attention to that girl behind the weblog (July 10 2003)
La manque (July 10 2003)
Thrilling Wednesday night (July 10 2003)
Note to self (July 10 2003)
Self-Advertising (July 9 2003)
I love hPaaahriss (July 9 2003)
Speaking of writing... (July 9 2003)
A just but controlling God (July 9 2003)
srah's Real World hatred and/or addiction (July 9 2003)
And now, another... Good Idea, Bad Idea (July 9 2003)
Dancing Queen (July 7 2003)
Unconscious Mutterings (July 7 2003)
A casbah ant-girl? I'm it! (July 6 2003)
Al fin de la semana de los idiomas (July 5 2003)
Language Week: Friday (July 5 2003)
Language Week: Thursday (July 3 2003)
Language Week: Wednesday (July 2 2003)
You'll be swell, you'll be great (July 2 2003)
srah's Real World update (yet again) (July 2 2003)
You have hibernation sickness. Your eyesight will return to you in time (July 2 2003)
On extended weekends (Lament of the hourly temp) (July 1 2003)
Drie scheuren in het fudament der Gereformeerde waarheid (July 1 2003)
Dream (July 1 2003)
Language Week: Tuesday (July 1 2003)
The Tuesday This-or-That? (July 1 2003)

June 2003 (119 entries)

Ik wil naar België gaan... (June 30 2003)
I'm obnoxious and disliked (June 30 2003)
Come, potential victims (June 30 2003)
Language Week begins (June 30 2003)
Potterholism as a cause for insomnia (June 29 2003)
The birth of Language Week (June 27 2003)
La polola española (June 27 2003)
Soaping up the weiner (June 27 2003)
The balloon that ate Ann Arbor (June 27 2003)
Harry Potter Meme (June 27 2003)
I can't seem to make piracy pay (June 27 2003)
The Friday Five (June 27 2003)
Si j'avais une baguette magique, j'aurais une baguette de pain (June 26 2003)
srah's Real World report #3 or whatever number we're up to (June 25 2003)
Yeah, sure, great to meet you too (June 24 2003)
To my fellow Ann Arbor bloggers (June 24 2003)
Is individualized attention possible? (June 24 2003)
Tiptoe 'cross the Diag (June 23 2003)
Take my job... please! (June 23 2003)
So, you think you're a geek? (June 23 2003)
The Monday Mission (June 23 2003)
No, I will not shut up about this (June 23 2003)
Latest foray into insane random poetry (June 22 2003)
Because I can't talk about anything else this weekend... (June 22 2003)
It is time for me to tell you... (June 21 2003)
The spirit was willing, but... (June 21 2003)
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure (June 21 2003)
Annoying loud girl jumping up and down at Waldenbooks? That would be me (June 21 2003)
Save all Weasleys! Take Cho Chang! (June 20 2003)
Damn, woman, get some MadLibs (June 20 2003)
The Friday Five (June 20 2003)
Conversation with ~~Gollum~~ srah (June 19 2003)
Not waitress - owner! EAT COOKIE! (June 19 2003)
katie-be-gone (June 19 2003)
freedom fries (June 19 2003)
Lost in translation (June 19 2003)
Hans and Frans have strong suits? (June 18 2003)
I like to read my archives (June 18 2003)