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March 2010 (1 entries)

I don't want you here/ I just wanna dance (March 27 2010)

October 2009 (1 entries)

Choose Your Own Blogventure 3: Spooktacular (October 30 2009)

September 2009 (2 entries)

I LOVE GRAPHS (September 29 2009)
Oink oink, baby (September 1 2009)

August 2009 (1 entries)

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo... doo doo doo doo DOO dah-dah-dah-dah-dah doo doo doo doo doo doo doo... DAH dah dah dah dah... dah.. dah (bum bum) (August 3 2009)

July 2009 (1 entries)

I'm mad as hell, and we don't need no stinking giant gorillas! (July 30 2009)

June 2009 (6 entries)

Can you dig it? Yes I can. (June 24 2009)
Indeed. (June 23 2009)
Dream (June 23 2009)
That's Titles. Famous Titles. (June 23 2009)
I shall take Balloons for $800, if you please. (June 23 2009)
She's not only merely dead/ She's really most sincerely dead (June 9 2009)

April 2009 (3 entries)

It's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat (April 10 2009)
Hey, have you noticed that I haven't blogged recently? (April 10 2009)
The best-laid plans of mice and men and girls who look like mice gang aft agley (April 10 2009)

March 2009 (1 entries)

Dream (March 16 2009)

February 2009 (5 entries)

My name is Srah and I'm here to recruit you! (February 17 2009)
Tadpoles is a winner! (February 13 2009)
Proof that I am a teenaged girl (February 12 2009)
I'm BLOGGIN' here! (February 1 2009)
Dreams (February 1 2009)

January 2009 (9 entries)

WTF, Academy? (January 30 2009)
The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, and Also Me (January 27 2009)
So much for those resolutions about being more active... (January 22 2009)
Tell me your troubles and doubts/ Giving me everything inside and out (January 12 2009)
I think it's more of a spoiler if you tell me, partway through the movie, who Orson Welles plays (January 8 2009)
And may the British burn my land if I can't deliver to your hand a resolution on independency! (January 7 2009)
Dream (January 7 2009)
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? (January 7 2009)
Sucks to your auntie! (January 6 2009)

December 2008 (8 entries)

(December 25 2008)
'It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.' (December 17 2008)
Dream (December 17 2008)
We have all, at one point or another in our lives, been a Wookiee. (December 16 2008)
I love you, Dr Johnson, and I want to have your babies. (December 11 2008)
Dreams (December 10 2008)
Dream (December 5 2008)
Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina Krusmynta Efraimsdotter Långstrump (December 3 2008)

November 2008 (34 entries)

And, in the end, the love you take/ Is equal to the love you make (November 30 2008)
You don't know me/ You don't know me at all (November 30 2008)
Can I get a toot toot? Can I get a beep beep? (November 29 2008)
Now I'm a little bit older/ A little bit bolder/ Never so shy (November 28 2008)
Thank you for the music/ For giving it to me (November 27 2008)
How was I supposed to know/ That something wasn't right here? (November 26 2008)
Baby, have you got enough gas? (November 25 2008)
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away (November 24 2008)
Long ago in days of yore/ It all began with a god named Thor/ There were Vikings and boats/ And some plans for a furniture store (November 23 2008)
I stumble into town just like a sacred cow (November 22 2008)
Somewhere in space/ I hang suspended/ Until I know/ There's a chance that you care (November 21 2008)
I'm afraid those things'll harm me/ 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney/ And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend (November 20 2008)
Her Hitler hairdo is/ Making me feel ill (November 19 2008)
I must remain in close concealment/ Until I can appear in decent clothing! (November 18 2008)
Can't think of anything I need/ No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound/ Nothing to eat, no books to read (November 17 2008)
Oh, they say she died one winter/ When there came a killing frost (November 17 2008)
Every time I thought I'd got it made/ It seemed the taste was not so sweet (November 16 2008)
I like the girls with the boom/ I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (November 15 2008)
You can see I'm in no shape for driving/ Anyway I've got no place to go (November 14 2008)
When I want to run away/ I drive off in my car (November 13 2008)
But suddenly I feel the shining sun/ Before I knew it this dream was all gone (November 12 2008)
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme/ Fried chicken (November 11 2008)
So I try a little Freddie/ I've gone identity mad! (November 10 2008)
The way you talk, and try to kiss me, and laugh/ In four or five paragraphs (November 9 2008)
Picture post! (November 9 2008)
Before the cream sits out too long/ You must whip it (November 8 2008)
So you think justice has a voice/ And we all have a choice (November 7 2008)
We huddle close, and hang on to a dream (November 6 2008)
And if I dig a hole to China/ I'll catch the first junk to Soho (November 5 2008)
I will comfort you/ I'll take your part (November 4 2008)
I say vote yes! Vote yes! Vote for independency! (November 4 2008)
And I hope this message stays in your mind/ 'Cause you almost lost a girl who is right on time (November 3 2008)
In my shoes/ Walking sleep/ In my youth I pray to keep (November 2 2008)
Sing a lonely song/ Of a deep blue dream/ Seven horses seem/ To be on the mark (November 1 2008)

October 2008 (4 entries)

Dream (October 29 2008)
Qi! (October 25 2008)
It's laminated! (October 20 2008)
Planet Earth is blue/ And there's nothing I can do (October 20 2008)

September 2008 (9 entries)

Hey, get outta there! You gonna make people sick! (September 25 2008)
Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me. (September 24 2008)
What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me? And what are you, a sheep? (September 23 2008)
Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow... (September 22 2008)
Highlight of my trip so far (September 20 2008)
Dream (September 19 2008)
Nimen hao! Wo bu shi zai tushuguan! (September 19 2008)
Hello, my name is Sarah and I am an Internet addict (September 15 2008)
I'm not dead! I don't want to go on the cart! (September 2 2008)

August 2008 (11 entries)

Thank you... FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY! (August 26 2008)
I am the Dark Lord of Stationery! (August 24 2008)
My life in film (August 17 2008)
Beards Over Babies (August 13 2008)
I said... 'Girl power.' (August 8 2008)
Soy un perdedor (August 8 2008)
Dreams (August 4 2008)
Commenting PSA (August 4 2008)
Another series of short lists, regarding Mr Batman (August 4 2008)
Side notes regarding Choose Your Own Blogventure 2 (August 1 2008)
Choose Your Own Blogventure 2: The Science Fiction Edition (August 1 2008)

July 2008 (14 entries)

An Ode To My Sister, On The Occasion Of Her Birthday, Which Was Yesterday (July 29 2008)
I woulda called him Bill. (July 23 2008)
Maw, she's blogging about tea again! (July 23 2008)
Cuppa, cuppa everywhere, nor any drop to drink (July 21 2008)
So make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare (July 15 2008)
Seven Songs (July 12 2008)
The Random Lyrics Game (July 10 2008)
Like all women, she's shoe-mad. (July 10 2008)
Join us next week for another installment of... (July 10 2008)
Such a well-rounded individual with so many varied interests (July 8 2008)
Fin, enfin! (vendredi, en MUCHO retard) (July 7 2008)
Guten Abend, Englander scum, ein ZWEI! (Donnerstag, a little late) (July 4 2008)
Al-Ordoun jameel fi al sayf (yom al-arbaa) (July 2 2008)
J'y gagne, à cause de la couleur du blé (Mardi) (July 1 2008)

June 2008 (8 entries)

So viele verschiedene Arten Spatzen! (Montag/Lunes) (June 30 2008)
I'm not what you'd call a zombie connoisseur (June 25 2008)
Oh my, has it been six years already? (June 24 2008)
They say it's your birthday... (June 22 2008)
Never mind me, I'm just out of touch with reality. (June 17 2008)
Entirely fictitious account of fictional events (June 13 2008)
Things that are annoying me lately (June 12 2008)
Because I am too lazy and/or busy for real content right now (June 4 2008)

May 2008 (17 entries)

April 2008 (12 entries)

OM NOM NOM NOM (April 30 2008)
Dream (April 27 2008)
Friday on my mind (April 23 2008)
Cracklin' Rose, you're a store-bought woman (April 23 2008)
American Idol hears my cry! (April 23 2008)
In which I call shenanigans on United Airlines (April 19 2008)
She's my daughter! She's my sister! (April 19 2008)
No family and too much money makes Mrs Winchester something something. (April 8 2008)
Feel my cocoa beats. Je m'appelle Joe le Lait. (April 4 2008)
Choose Your Own Blogventure (April 4 2008)
When I grow up to be a man... (April 3 2008)
'I've taken this boat many places. Miami. Tokyo. Denver.' (April 3 2008)

March 2008 (18 entries)

A thousand words? (March 27 2008)
Grape Mrs Carillon… and GRAPE YOU! (March 18 2008)
Hey, look over there! (March 18 2008)
I don't know... I might just be a basketball machine. (March 17 2008)
Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor! (March 17 2008)
Apparently I have twelve days before my dæmon settles, and if you don't think this form accurately represents me, you all have some influence in changing it by clicking above (if you can't see the button to go to the next question, it's that brown area in the bottom right corner). I'm...">As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University (March 16 2008)
Interviewed by The Collective (March 15 2008)
For once, srah is not complaining! (March 13 2008)
Signs that I am probably going to get murdered one of these days (March 13 2008)
Are they made from real Girl Scouts? (March 12 2008)
A guide for bunnies planning on delivering food to me (March 12 2008)
A List of My Favorite Fictional Dennises... in order... of preference (March 11 2008)
The eyes have it (March 11 2008)
Musings on bloggings (March 11 2008)
PINS! (March 10 2008)
Weekend Words (March 10 2008)
Dream (March 6 2008)
Time for yet another quiz... (March 5 2008)

February 2008 (12 entries)

Oh, horrible! Catastrophe appalling! (February 29 2008)
All the decisions have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs... (February 27 2008)
Oscar countdown! (February 23 2008)
The Curse of the Srambino (February 23 2008)
Srarold and Kumar Go to the Grocery Store (February 21 2008)
And we walked in the snow with no shoes, because we couldn't afford shoes, because it was a Recession. (February 20 2008)
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? (February 14 2008)
WHO wants to be a person who is my VALENTINE? (February 13 2008)
It's the opposite of watermelon (February 11 2008)
There is no Briony, only Zuul (February 7 2008)
Oh, they have the internet on computers now! (February 7 2008)
You Are the Music, Parte the Firste (February 2 2008)

January 2008 (25 entries)

A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness (January 30 2008)
Tomorrow is another day! Fiddle-dee-dee! (January 30 2008)
Ah do-run-run-run? (January 30 2008)
Purple haze all in his brain (January 28 2008)
You know, they call me the cautionary whale (January 28 2008)
Srahnanas in Pyjamas are shopping at the store/ Srahnanas in Pyjamas go down in Srahtown lore (January 26 2008)
Lazy Reviewing (January 26 2008)
'I've met a lot of Scotch people. They want what we've got: order, sobriety, hope...' (January 25 2008)
It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho (January 24 2008)
RIP Heath Ledger (January 24 2008)
Song she brang to me (January 23 2008)
Barouches of Fire (January 18 2008)
I'm out of it for a little while, and everybody gets delusions of grandeur. (January 17 2008)
I am very busy and important. (January 15 2008)
De-lurk de-lurk de-lurk... </Pink Panther theme> (January 11 2008)
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other (January 10 2008)
I can has tap-dancing class? (January 10 2008)
We have no time to lose! Let's go! To my secret woodland acting training area! (January 9 2008)
Psst! Carrots! (January 9 2008)
Crimpity crimpity now now, crimpity crimpity ask me how (January 8 2008)
Nana, Nana go away, come again another day (January 7 2008)
This is all one sentence, because I don't know how to punctuate (January 3 2008)
I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman (January 2 2008)
This is an outrage! (January 2 2008)
The Most Exciting Thing That Happened to Me Over Break, by Srah, age Seven (or in the style thereof) (January 2 2008)

December 2007 (14 entries)

Resolved: (December 31 2007)
Dream (December 22 2007)
I'm a nerd, okay? Leave me be. (December 18 2007)
'Mary doesn't even get to name her own baby? I woulda called him Bill.' (December 15 2007)
Right! Whatever that means! (December 13 2007)
Dream (December 13 2007)
The hero/ Under the stairs is now the man who holds/ Our last true prayer (December 10 2007)
Love, look away (December 10 2007)
What a hilaaaarious misunderstanding (December 9 2007)
Now on the sidewalk - ooh, sunny morning, uh huh - lies a body, just oozin' life (December 7 2007)
Then goes tromping around wearing BOOTS like Gaston (December 7 2007)
Dream (December 7 2007)
Don't need no hateration, hypenatin' in this dancery (December 6 2007)
We need a little Christmas ~~right this very minute~~ soonish (December 3 2007)

November 2007 (48 entries)

You can talk and talk till your face is blue, but they still do just what they want to do! (November 30 2007)
Yes, it came direct from Paris, France (November 29 2007)
With a dreamy far-off look, and her nose stuck in a book (November 29 2007)
I'm full of vitamin A, say! (November 29 2007)
I had a dream! A dream about you, baby (November 28 2007)
Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of summer lightning (November 28 2007)
And we want you to sleep well tonight (November 27 2007)
For he might have been a Roosian, a French, or Turk, or Proosian, or perhaps Italian (November 26 2007)
They're gonna recognize my eyes, my hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose (November 25 2007)
Play with appropriate passion (November 24 2007)
A mezzanine seat to see the flickers (November 23 2007)
I have often walked down this street before/ But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before (November 22 2007)
In the opinion of this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home (November 21 2007)
'Tis makin' me kind o' sick (November 20 2007)
What's that? Another picture post? (November 19 2007)
I can neither sew, nor cook, nor read or write my name (November 18 2007)
I have dreamed thee too long, never seen thee or touched thee but known thee with all of my heart (November 18 2007)
I'm just a girl who cain't say no (November 17 2007)
Underneath, your blood is blue! (November 17 2007)
And if we all could spread a little sunshine (November 17 2007)
She's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead (November 16 2007)
Overnight, there's been a breathless change in you (November 15 2007)
Another photo post! (November 15 2007)
To the matter that you mention I have given some attention, and I think I am sufficiently decayed (November 14 2007)
Sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they'll make you a mix tape to give you a clue (November 13 2007)
This is what the British population calls an elementary education (November 13 2007)
Yet there's the bold, brave spring of the tiger that quickens your walk¹ (November 12 2007)
Beautiful girl, you're a lovely picture (November 12 2007)
Today all my dreams will come true (November 11 2007)
Rip! Rip! Rip the chipmunk off the field (November 10 2007)
Hey mister, she's my sister! (November 9 2007)
What's it gonna take to stop the scabbers? (November 8 2007)
I started life as an orphan, a child of the streets (November 7 2007)
What's that playing on the radio? (November 7 2007)
Well-bred and mature, and out of her mind! (November 6 2007)
Kind Captain, I've important information (November 6 2007)
You, you will be mean/ And I... I'll drink all the time! (November 5 2007)
I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like/ It all depends on what she cooks like (November 5 2007)
He tucks it right under his chin (November 5 2007)
And a fellow would know that his darling/ Had heard ev'ry word of his song (November 4 2007)
The clue is not in the title this time! (November 4 2007)
Something has changed within me/ Something is not the same (November 3 2007)
Chicks who did kicks aren't kicking anymore/ They're doing choreography (November 3 2007)
Ceci n'est pas un NaBloPoMo post (November 3 2007)
A person can develop the flu/ The flu, a hundred and three point two (November 2 2007)
OMG! A contest! OMG! (November 2 2007)
My future, I hope, will be/ In the home of a brave and free male (November 1 2007)
National Very Busy Month (November 1 2007)

October 2007 (15 entries)

Dream (October 27 2007)
Henry Tilney: Women love him, women want to be him (October 25 2007)
Great googly moogly! (October 25 2007)
Don't talk of June, don't talk of fall! Don't talk at all! Show me! (October 23 2007)
That's three times a bridesmaid, not twice, Josie. (October 23 2007)
Hello, my flow-ere. (October 17 2007)
Worst State Ever? (October 17 2007)
Doctor, my lungs have seen the dungs through the slow parade of mungs (October 15 2007)
D - world destruction, O - ver an overture, N - do I need, apostrophe-T - need this torture? (October 14 2007)
I like where I are/ When I can, find my car (October 12 2007)
Where's the beef? (October 12 2007)
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaal... (October 5 2007)
How many guys in a bear suit does it take to scare srah? (October 3 2007)
The great mofo delurk (October 3 2007)
The World's Address (October 2 2007)

September 2007 (20 entries)

The CIA is gonna need Dwight down at their headquarters in Langley for training and an ice cream social (September 27 2007)
This story is going to be legen-- Wait for it! (September 27 2007)
Spreading the word (September 27 2007)
Thank U India (September 22 2007)
~~Upper-~~ Middle-Class Twit of the Year (September 20 2007)
Yarrrrrr. (September 19 2007)
An Ann Arbor legend (September 17 2007)
Great CD Swap of 2007, Volume 1 (September 16 2007)
Dream (September 16 2007)
Dream (September 15 2007)
Guess Again (September 12 2007)
Excellence is good (I wish we were) (September 12 2007)
The Sea of Holes (September 12 2007)
A wife of seventeen? You shall find me a wife of a thousand... (September 12 2007)
I raise my mug of Bunsen-burner hot cocoa to you (September 12 2007)
That is not horseradish on the roast beef (September 11 2007)
Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'? (September 8 2007)
Roast the Ducks! (September 8 2007)
Dream (September 6 2007)
You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up! (September 4 2007)

August 2007 (19 entries)

Mystery Library Theatre 2007 (August 31 2007)
Carl Kasell, eat your heart out (August 29 2007)
Bake me a cake, ya filthy animal (August 26 2007)
LOLsrah strikes again (August 24 2007)
Where'd you get those groceries? The... toilet store? (August 21 2007)
Dream (August 18 2007)
I sink a few more ships, it's true, than a well-bred monarch ought to do (August 17 2007)
... did someone say they wanted toast? (August 16 2007)
Chocolate Rain! (August 16 2007)
Monkeys' brains, while popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found... in Washington D.C.! (August 16 2007)
Wheeee! Politics just got easy! (August 16 2007)
Dream (August 14 2007)
'He reminds me of my father.' 'Was your father ugly?' (August 9 2007)
Know ye not, oh rash ones, that you have doomed it to extermination? (August 9 2007)
Did you troy the pline cike? (August 8 2007)
'Now I've got this dumb look on my face' (August 1 2007)
It's reported you've been Cruciatin' Muggles and elves and runnin' wild (August 1 2007)
Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (August 1 2007)
Giving my doctor the finger (August 1 2007)

July 2007 (21 entries)

... and a little clap! (July 27 2007)
This storye doth not start wyth 'blah blah blah' (July 26 2007)
Blah blah blah video blah (July 26 2007)
Blah blah blah Fergie blah (July 25 2007)
Blah blah blah Flight of the Conchords blah (July 24 2007)
Blah blah blah Harry Potter blah (July 24 2007)
Now I will go try on some shoes... (July 22 2007)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: my thoughts (July 21 2007)
~~Dobby kills Harry~~ ~~Gollum kills Dobby~~ Professor Plum does it in the library with the lead pipe (July 19 2007)
I can has quiz results plz? (July 19 2007)
We would have such a very good time/ Such a fine time/ Such a happy time (July 19 2007)
Don't kill Arthur Weasley! (July 19 2007)
Oh waaah waaah, my life is so hard. (July 18 2007)
... I am the slave of doody. (July 15 2007)
Weasley is our king! (July 12 2007)
Ok, fine, you're Boba Fett and you're Grand Moff Tarkin. (July 9 2007)
A sign that you are not me (July 6 2007)
Blah blah blah exercise blah blah fiber (July 6 2007)
Eatin' up your whole neighborhood (July 3 2007)
Signs of the Lovepocalypse (July 3 2007)
I chose... poorly (July 3 2007)

June 2007 (31 entries)

Go Speed Racer! (June 30 2007)
The Language Week champions! (June 30 2007)
I need to make a little rat-friend, perhaps (yom al-jumaa/vendredi) (June 29 2007)
Maybe my pants will fit better, too (~~huevos~~ jueves) (June 28 2007)
I haven't used my French in about three years! (mercredi) (June 27 2007)
Jason Segel has the CRAZY EYES (June 27 2007)
Because I can communicate with non-physical entities (June 27 2007)
Language Week is spreading! (June 27 2007)
I'm not a little girl, I'm a bionic woman. (June 27 2007)
O how the mighty have fallen! (yom al-thulatha) (June 26 2007)
The further rules of Language Week (June 25 2007)
Una historia de México (lunes) (June 25 2007)
Good Morning Internet! (June 24 2007)
Walk the boat (June 16 2007)
We're sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion (June 14 2007)
You say oyster and I say erster¹ (June 13 2007)
Impressions of the Houston airport, in haiku form (June 13 2007)
Legend- wait for it -ARY! (June 13 2007)
Language Week's Comin' (June 13 2007)
You are a bread/ I am love you (June 11 2007)
Conversations with the radio (June 11 2007)
Dream (June 5 2007)
I love bug-eyed clay animals! (June 4 2007)
Sweet sleepy warmth of summer nights/ Gazing at the distant lights/ In the starry sky (June 4 2007)
So few demands on my time! (June 4 2007)
How do we know if she is a Cylon? ... Build a bridge out of her? (June 4 2007)
Who can turn the world on with her smile? (June 4 2007)
Ode to a guilty pleasure (June 4 2007)
Let us all take our pennyfarthing bicycles to the aero-port! (June 4 2007)
By the power of Greyskull! (June 4 2007)
She's baaa-aaack! (June 2 2007)

May 2007 (20 entries)

This I Believe (At the Moment) (May 28 2007)
The crane in Spain stays mainly on the train (May 28 2007)
Wheezy (May 25 2007)
It's time to get Lost, yo! (May 23 2007)
Search and ye shall find (May 23 2007)
In the future, we will all have flying cars! But our kids will be jerks. (May 23 2007)
TV's grip on my soul is nearly at an end (for this season) (May 18 2007)
Her art... was the prettiest art... of all the art (May 17 2007)
When do we get a show about the Aflac duck? (May 17 2007)
Coughing up the galleons... (May 16 2007)
Sock it to 'em! (May 14 2007)
Eight is Enough (May 12 2007)
My waist, it would seem, is larger than that of a certain Brick House (May 10 2007)
Made of real gorilla chest? (May 9 2007)
This is no time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub! (May 9 2007)
"Adjective" is a noun. And I just BLEW YOUR MIND! (May 8 2007)
I think I'm Dilbert (May 8 2007)
I am anaspeptic, frasmodic; even compunctuous to have caused me such pericombulations (May 3 2007)
Who's your daddy? (May 2 2007)
Cinnamon bun crumb moustache aaaaaaaaaaargh! (May 1 2007)

April 2007 (24 entries)

You can call us Aaron Burr/ From the way we're dropping Hamiltons (April 30 2007)
Nyoo Yuck! (April 30 2007)
It is time to buy/ A t-shirt for little srah/ Refrigerator (April 30 2007)
Al-imtihan! (Or some such transliteration) (April 30 2007)
Dream (April 28 2007)
Time to get out the ol' Famous Cities skirt! (April 25 2007)
Thank you, library (April 25 2007)
Finding Jesus (April 22 2007)
Is this a kissing ~~book~~ movie? (April 22 2007)
Aren't you relieved to know that you're not a golem? (April 22 2007)
Everybody's a critic! Even dogs! (April 18 2007)
Today I had a cheese sandwich. (April 17 2007)
Virginia Tech, etc. (April 17 2007)
Wednesday Night: Must Not See TV (April 12 2007)
Cup cup cup cup of of of of... (April 10 2007)
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? (April 10 2007)
La aref! (April 9 2007)
Bedroom problems (April 9 2007)
Don't even get me started about Dearth Voider (April 7 2007)
Oooooh, Genghis! (April 5 2007)
SABOTEUR! (April 5 2007)
Polar bears and blah blah blah (April 5 2007)
Did Steve tell you that? What's he got to do with it? (April 4 2007)
Curses! Foiled again! (April 3 2007)

March 2007 (28 entries)

Here in Cincinnati (March 31 2007)
Yet another installment of Sarah's Misheard Song Lyrics (March 30 2007)
So nice they named it twice! The other name is Manhattan. (March 29 2007)
Harry Potter and the Ravenous Goblin-thing (March 29 2007)
If I meet him in heaven, I'm leaving (March 29 2007)
Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. (March 28 2007)
A meme with seven songs - what's so fearsome about that? (March 28 2007)
My name is Judge. (March 28 2007)
~~Rollin' down the street, smoking indo,~~ sippin' on ~~gin and~~ juice (March 27 2007)
Penny War is in my ears and in my eyes (March 27 2007)
Here are some words that rhyme with Sanjaya: pariah, papaya... (March 27 2007)
False. I do not like camping. (March 26 2007)
Srah: Le Retour (March 20 2007)
I am your sunshine, your only sunshine (March 16 2007)
'Dammit, Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef 'n Cheddar!' (March 15 2007)
I suppose There's Something About Mary would have been worse (March 15 2007)
'Whaddya got there, the ol' leather pumpkin?' (March 12 2007)
Yippetydoo! (March 9 2007)
Spring Break 2007: Girls Gone Sweatpants (March 9 2007)
Your mom goes to war college (March 9 2007)
Thou shalt do some other stuff (March 9 2007)
Pumpkins and shoes! (March 8 2007)
Dem pancake bones (March 8 2007)
F***ing Oscars f***ing report f*** f*** f*** blah blah (March 8 2007)
My elephant-friend would bring soup to my third floor apartment... somehow (March 6 2007)
Traveling, but not off the couch (March 5 2007)
Any more behavior like this and I'll have your stripes! (March 5 2007)
Awesomebabymoustaches.com (March 5 2007)

February 2007 (18 entries)

I am getting so hot/ I'm gonna take a survey (February 28 2007)
Dream (February 27 2007)
I say we put mustard on it! (February 26 2007)
It's a LAAAAAAADY! </Leon Phelps> (February 23 2007)
But what of Shy Violet? (February 22 2007)
Follow-up on yesterday's Seussian weather report (February 21 2007)
Wherein the rising temperatures turn me into Dr Seuss (February 20 2007)
Looking for housing in Ann Arbor? (February 16 2007)
Rip! Rip! Rip the groundhog off the field (February 16 2007)
Thou shalt make a graven image (February 16 2007)
Love power, it's the power of a sweet flower (February 14 2007)
Journey to the center of the Earth (February 13 2007)
It's the End of the World As We Know It, and I Have a Delicious Tuna Salad Sandwich (February 12 2007)
Catching up with srah (February 12 2007)
Beware of Greeks bearing Wookiees (February 8 2007)
Some ~~Pig~~ Owl (February 4 2007)
My So-Called Online Life (February 1 2007)
The innocent shall suffer... big time (February 1 2007)

January 2007 (23 entries)

Superstah! (January 30 2007)
What... is your favorite word? (January 30 2007)
I bet his hair wouldn't even move at all (January 29 2007)
Mine eye has seen the glory, now I'm lying on the floor (January 25 2007)
'Give her hell from us, Peeves.' (January 24 2007)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (January 23 2007)
It's very evident/ These attentions are well meant (January 22 2007)
Dream (January 22 2007)
Crunch crunch crunch! (January 21 2007)
We don't need a map to keep this show on the road (January 16 2007)
Dream (January 15 2007)
'Me lobe you, Long Tim' (January 12 2007)
Stirring and stirring and stirring my brew (January 11 2007)
2⁵ (January 11 2007)
You, on the motorcycle!¹ (January 10 2007)
And what the hell is on Joey's head? (January 10 2007)
No thank you, fish make love in it (January 4 2007)
What's up, m'nerds? (January 4 2007)
Power of Sexy Librarian Friends... Engage! (January 3 2007)
Yub yub (January 3 2007)
For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin/ Any talking out loud with any librarian (January 3 2007)
Hail to the ~~Chief~~ Victors (January 2 2007)
2007: A Srah Odyssey (January 2 2007)

December 2006 (15 entries)

Keep your forty/ I'll just have an Earl Grey tea (December 23 2006)
What, you mean it wasn't a documentary? (December 21 2006)
And I can ~~write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform~~ sort of spell in Arabic (December 21 2006)
Baby's in Reno, by srah (December 18 2006)
I'd just as soon watch a wookiee (December 15 2006)
Somebody making chili? (December 14 2006)
Sancta nox, placida nox/ Nusquam est ulla vox (December 14 2006)
No, wait, I live for math (December 11 2006)
You say potato, I say dictater (December 10 2006)
You think... you wink... you do a double blink... then JUMP! (December 6 2006)
Hello. Is it me you're looking for? (December 5 2006)
Unsolicited romantic advice (December 5 2006)
It's a ~~marshmallow~~ peppermint world in the winter (December 5 2006)
Oh my god, a Mafia-Looking Guy (December 4 2006)
Aaaaand there goes Miss Gulch on a bicycle (December 1 2006)

November 2006 (20 entries)

C3PO, party of two, you are requested to board the Peace Train (November 30 2006)
Yakity yak, don't talk back (November 29 2006)
Dream (November 29 2006)
The terrorists have won (November 28 2006)
Blond James Bond (November 27 2006)
I am thankful that... (November 27 2006)
Sarah wa'sinjab (November 20 2006)
Put your tape decks on record, y'all (November 20 2006)
Moving Sale! Everything must go! (November 18 2006)
WOOOOOO BEER! (November 18 2006)
Bo Schembechler (November 17 2006)
Sorry, no fascinating discussion of socks this time (November 14 2006)
Godzilla, Paul Bunyan and a robot walk into a bar... (November 11 2006)
Why don't I remember going to King Solomon's Mines in the first place? (November 9 2006)
The No. 1 Ladies' Hair-Teasin' and Veranda-Sittin' Agency (November 8 2006)
Smoke-free Ohio (November 8 2006)
I say vote yes! (Sit down, srah) (November 7 2006)
One last (temporary) change (November 4 2006)
Big new changes! (November 4 2006)
Nothing to see here... (November 3 2006)

October 2006 (15 entries)

A public service announcement from one of the best shows ever (October 31 2006)
Dream (October 30 2006)
What power? (October 29 2006)
Ohhhh, huggy hugs (October 28 2006)
Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art (October 28 2006)
Hooray for ABC's free online replays! (October 28 2006)
Semi crash causes pea spillage (October 27 2006)
Chex Mix is on the house! (October 25 2006)
Dream (October 25 2006)
I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so... sleepy! (October 18 2006)
NaNoPuMo (October 18 2006)
Twinkies and ding-dongs won't do (October 6 2006)
Travel blogging... ish (October 6 2006)
I'm... just looking (October 6 2006)
Srahrles in Charge (October 2 2006)

September 2006 (22 entries)

Dream (September 28 2006)
Yankee go home! (September 26 2006)
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeezing is discouraged (September 24 2006)
Hey, Big Tuna (September 22 2006)
Ryan is... dead (September 21 2006)
Oh, happy day, with joyous glee (September 19 2006)
I think I am right in saying that there is only one here who will understand this stupid joke (September 19 2006)
But who are you, sir? Speak! (September 18 2006)
Now for the tea of our host! (September 18 2006)
Are you a unicorn? (September 17 2006)
Sausage convention! (September 17 2006)
Dream (September 17 2006)
Turning to the dark side (September 15 2006)
The pen is mightier (September 14 2006)
Well at least we're not round on our ends! (September 14 2006)
Gaseous matters (September 14 2006)
Shall we gather at the river? (September 11 2006)
Dream (September 10 2006)
Smellulator (September 7 2006)
I have something in my pocket that belongs inside my face... (September 6 2006)
Because you're mine, I walk online (September 6 2006)
Signs (today) that I am old (September 1 2006)

August 2006 (24 entries)

Pedometerphile (August 31 2006)
More information on "comics" can be found on the "Internet" (August 30 2006)
Me write pretty one day (August 29 2006)
I would like you to dance (August 26 2006)
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nuts (August 24 2006)
Srah's birthday, Observed (August 24 2006)
Yard ape! (August 23 2006)
!sت gnipyt m'I (August 23 2006)
Blub blup plop ploop blup (August 22 2006)
BEHOLD! IT'S AN ENTRY THAT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT SI! (August 22 2006)
An important treatise on grocery shoppi-- let's ride bikes! (August 22 2006)
What Elinor Glyn reads is her mother's business (August 22 2006)
Stupid bouncing smiley face! (August 18 2006)
Time to put a meme all up in this joint (August 18 2006)
Reptiles in some sort of jet-powered ambulatory device! (August 16 2006)
I think that I shall never see an Ikea løveli as a tree (August 15 2006)
Time for obfuscating! (August 13 2006)
On my local UPN station right now: (August 12 2006)
Got Lions and Tigers, only in Detroit (August 11 2006)
Waiter, there's a DELICIOUS in my soup (August 11 2006)
Rainless in Seattle (August 11 2006)
Get these m*f*ing drinks off my m*f*ing plane! (August 10 2006)
Halfway there! (August 10 2006)
Yo. (August 3 2006)

July 2006 (25 entries)

Je me noie dans le talent (July 28 2006)
Ceci n'est pas un article de jeudi (July 28 2006)
Jedi Poo-doo! (July 26 2006)
Just a friendly reminder... (July 26 2006)
Cyborgs and angry bees! (July 26 2006)
Aux langues, les citoyens! (July 25 2006)
Feed me, Seymour! (July 24 2006)
Projets de voyage (et de travail) (July 24 2006)
If you build it, they will come... FOR YOUR SOUL (July 24 2006)
Foul, fetid, fuming, foggy Philadelphia (airport) (July 24 2006)
Dream (July 23 2006)
'Remember when I killed your brother? I talked JUST LIKE THIIIIIIIIS!' (July 18 2006)
The Devil Wears A Retainer (July 16 2006)
Something to think about... eventually (July 14 2006)
Behold: Language Week 4 (Electric Borgalor) (July 14 2006)
I think my mom owns all the lighthouses in Ann Arbor (July 14 2006)
Everyone involved in the creation of this film must walk the plank! (July 13 2006)
If only I could harness this power to fuel the damned car (July 13 2006)
Fashion time! (July 13 2006)
Goodbye, Little Biter (July 11 2006)
It's sort of like a Moai if you squint (July 7 2006)
Meme! Hell yeah! (July 7 2006)
You too can Save Ginny Weasley from the Basilisk (July 7 2006)
Wherein I don't see the pageant and pomp and parade (July 3 2006)
Dream (July 3 2006)

June 2006 (13 entries)

Blog errors (June 29 2006)
Zucchini-owner to Zillionaire in ten easy steps (June 28 2006)
Paris is a Movable Type or something (June 28 2006)
If only I'd heard it before I burned my summer mix! (June 27 2006)
I'm not Scott Bakula! (June 27 2006)
Snorgly beasts flop endlessly in a sea of teh cute (June 27 2006)
Srah's week in The Office (June 27 2006)
Divided loyalties (June 13 2006)
I also hate Todd Packer (June 13 2006)
'I thought they smelled bad on the outside!' (June 6 2006)
Hot town! Summer in the city (June 6 2006)
X-Men 4: The Last Lemonade and Cupcake Stand (June 6 2006)
A wee update so my blog isn't so very empty (June 2 2006)

May 2006 (17 entries)

Adventures in francophonie (May 24 2006)
'I'm your main target/ Come and help me ignite' (May 23 2006)
Parlez-vous quebecois? (May 20 2006)
And then Angela Lansbury pulled out her Beretta... (May 16 2006)
Boba-fed (May 16 2006)
Channeling terrible comics (May 13 2006)
Gradumatations! (May 13 2006)
Dream (May 13 2006)
Joey and Janis' Day of Fun! (May 13 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 13 2006)
(This from the would-be fashionista in shoes from Target) (May 4 2006)
They must be saving TEH NEIL!!!!1 for later (May 4 2006)
Another reason to hate George Lucas (May 4 2006)
American Idol never listens to my genius suggestions! (May 2 2006)
'You say I only hear what I want to' (May 1 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (May 1 2006)
Freeeeeedom! (May 1 2006)

April 2006 (29 entries)

Reality bites (April 27 2006)
'And if it comes back the very next day, then I'll understand' (April 26 2006)
Proud! (April 26 2006)
Dream (April 26 2006)
Hocus focus (April 25 2006)
François! (April 25 2006)
U Can't Watch This (April 25 2006)
A slight tetch of insulin-resistance denial (April 25 2006)
The most fearsome vehicular menace of all (April 23 2006)
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you (April 22 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 22 2006)
A sign that I am getting less and less cool in my old age (April 22 2006)
Sugars be damned! (April 19 2006)
Suri with the strange on top (April 18 2006)
Dream (April 16 2006)
Not a good way to start the day (April 14 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 13 2006)
Six Weird Things About Me That I Think Haven't Landed on The Blog Yet but I'm Too Lazy to Dig Through the Archives to Be Sure (April 13 2006)
Tales from tiny srah (April 6 2006)
O downtrodden minority! (April 6 2006)
Spring comes to Town I Live In (April 5 2006)
Dream (April 5 2006)
Adventures in protein (April 5 2006)
So anyway, this all sucks (April 4 2006)
Blinded by the toes! Revved up like a deuce, another runner up the nose! (April 3 2006)
Pull this thread as I walk away... (April 3 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (April 2 2006)
Baubles, bangles and beads (April 2 2006)
'Go Kelly! Go Kelly! The other team is smelly!' (April 2 2006)

March 2006 (15 entries)

Attention-seeking much? (March 29 2006)
Four soggy Mr Darcies per day! (March 26 2006)
American Idol: Poetry in Motion (March 23 2006)
Blazering a path to adulthood (March 21 2006)
Like the deserts miss the rain... (March 21 2006)
Cup o' Soup ≠ falafel (March 21 2006)
I've met Israel reports, and this is no Israel report (March 21 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 21 2006)
So real, it's unreal! (March 8 2006)
How do you say Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz in Hebrew? (March 8 2006)
One of these things is not like the other (March 7 2006)
He riddled with Gollum!/ A magic ring he stole! (March 6 2006)
Err... (March 6 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (March 6 2006)
This is a bitch of an satisfactory situation (March 6 2006)

February 2006 (27 entries)

Stranger in an even stranger land (February 28 2006)
Eye spy with my little eye a place beginning with eye (February 28 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 27 2006)
D.H.A.R.M.A. may cause dry mouth, hair loss, an overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive. (February 23 2006)
Your mission (please choose to accept it!) (February 23 2006)
This week's theme: Everybody likes little boys (February 22 2006)
The intense creamery situation of the Middle East (February 22 2006)
Our second and third place contestants will receive... Scooby Doo band-aids! (February 22 2006)
Someone told me nothing's happening at the zoo (February 21 2006)
More data needed! (February 21 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 20 2006)
Haiku is a way/ to make a boring entry/ tons more interesting (February 17 2006)
You may not have felt anything, but I just kicked you in the solar plexus, suckah (February 16 2006)
Tonight's special: Clobbered Cobbler (February 15 2006)
What I did this weekend (February 13 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 12 2006)
Sarah's television recaps/predictions/woes in one handy package (February 9 2006)
¡BEATRICE! (February 8 2006)
Two legs good, fake 'water' beverage baaaaaaaaaad (February 6 2006)
Dream (February 5 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (February 5 2006)
Dream (February 4 2006)
French Women Do Get Fat(ter) (February 3 2006)
I don't want him touching me, whether or not I can hear (February 3 2006)
'And he didn't expect me to join him in this song...' (February 3 2006)
Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones (February 3 2006)
Pancakes is ready! (February 2 2006)

January 2006 (29 entries)

Beavers may or may not be invisible (January 30 2006)
Dream (January 29 2006)
4x4 foray (January 29 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 29 2006)
A mental image for the drive home from work (January 27 2006)
The paranoid ramblings of a druggie (January 25 2006)
Warm, touching warm (January 24 2006)
Srah makes some errors, AFI-wise (January 23 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 23 2006)
Nino Quincampoix Grows A Beard (January 23 2006)
What comes next? (January 23 2006)
We're having a crime wave... a tropical crime wave (January 20 2006)
As I bit into the burger, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable... (January 17 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 17 2006)
Who's in charge here, anyway?! (January 11 2006)
Hypochondriac, diagnose thyself! (January 10 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 9 2006)
The Ralphabet (January 9 2006)
*mush mush mush mush SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH eat face* (January 8 2006)
Yet another update from the AFI files... (January 8 2006)
Doo-wah ditty (January 8 2006)
Small Town America? (January 8 2006)
Dream (January 6 2006)
In which my neighbor makes an honest woman of me (January 6 2006)
I drool over dresses made of lace (or polyester?) (January 6 2006)
Unconscious Mutterings (January 3 2006)
I am too stupid for today (January 2 2006)
This place is weird, #315 in a series (January 2 2006)
Do You Know What I Hear? (January 2 2006)

December 2005 (30 entries)

Fragile? Must be Italian. (December 29 2005)