5 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'bad movies':

Everyone involved in the creation of this film must walk the plank!

I have been trying to blog about Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest for almost a week now, but I have been so ENRAGED with RAGE that it... flames... flames, on the side of my face. Heaving... heaving breaths... Well, I think I am mostly sort of cooled off enough to write about it now, but hopefully not too cool to express to you my RAGE. When the movie ended, I could barely speak in full sentences, such was my RAGE. The only thing that I could utter between my spitting and clawing at the screen was an threat...

srah - Thursday, 13 July 2006 - 6:43 PM
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And then Angela Lansbury pulled out her Beretta...

Dear Planet Earth, In going through the list of great characters... few come to mind. Blanche Dubois, from "Streetcar Named Desire"... Willy Loman, from "Death of a Salesman"... Screech, from "Saved By The Bell" and, of course, Big Man from "Trapped in the Closet". If you ever want to see acting at its finest... acting that will make you re-examine your life... acting that will make you see the world for the first time... watch the 2005 hip-hopera raperetta music video serial monstrosity Trapped in the Closet. It is truly scrumtralescent. Yes, this weekend I saw yet another example of...

srah - Tuesday, 16 May 2006 - 9:16 PM
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'Go Kelly! Go Kelly! The other team is smelly!'

Say what you will about The Cutting Edge: Going for the Gold, but it is my belief that I saw The Worst Movie Ever Made on the plane back from Israel. Yours, Mine and Ours seems to take the premise of the original 1968 version then "updates" it by including as many clichés, unbelievable plot points and terrible dialogue as possible. Not satisfied with "family" movies where the dad slips and falls all over the place and nearly rights himself, only to fall face-first into a pool of something sticky? Yours, Mine and Ours can top that - Dennis Quaid...

srah - Sunday, 2 April 2006 - 5:40 PM
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'It's like you and I are clipped from the same coupon'

If you are a fan of good movies, you need to see The Theory of the Leisure Class. I don't recommend it because it's a good movie, but because it is so bad that after seeing it, all other movies will look ten times better and you will be able to enjoy a much wider range. The lead actress (and co-producer) of the film is named Tuesday Knight. When we saw this on the box, we hoped it would at least be a p0rno, but it turns out the acting was too bad to be p0rn. The acting was bad,...

srah - Sunday, 25 January 2004 - 2:17 AM
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Exit the Matrix

Roro, Mr B------ and I went to see The Matrix Revolutions last night. If you haven't heard of it, this is a great comedy that just came out. Well... maybe it wasn't really intended that way, but I still laughed all the way through. There were several good parts, but the dialogue was crap and the battle scenes were long and nauseating. I think it bothered Robin that I was the only person in the theatre cracking up when people were dying. I did have good company, though. General: If we detonate that EMP, we'll lose the dock. Underling: Sir......

srah - Saturday, 8 November 2003 - 10:14 AM
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