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The mad American strikes again
I feel like I have to make my return to Vichy with some kind of flamboyant Belgiocity, in the way that people come back from Mexico with enormous sombreros, from Scotland with kilts, from Jamaica with dreadlock wigs, or from Easter Island with huge foam-rubber Moai heads. I don't know if the huge foam-rubber Moai heads exist, but if they don't they should, and maybe if I write "huge foam-rubber Moai heads" here often enough I can become the number-one search request for "huge foam-rubber Moai heads", which would really be quite an honor.
Back to the subject at hand. I can't think of a typical Belgian hat or costume, which kind of ruins my entire plan. So instead I will have to buy the largest praline the world has ever seen and strap it to my head. It will be sufficiently insane and touristy, might be strange even for Vichy, and when my hat melts, my head will be delicious.
Huge foam-rubber Moai head.
srah - Monday, 28 April 2003 - 10:19 AM
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