Why Tom Hanks? Why, god, why?

INT. TOM HANKS AND JULIA ROBERTS'S WEDDING

SRAH.NET (SRAH BLAH BLAH) is making a wedding toast.

SRAH.NET (SRAH BLAH BLAH)
It's also quite expensive, for a program that might not be exactly what I'm looking for.

WEDDING GUESTS
Hear, hear.

SRAH.NET (SRAH BLAH BLAH)
I'm only studying Information Science - how can I be expected to care about things like archives?

Everybody laughs

TOM HANKS and JULIA ROBERTS
Hahahahahaha!!!! Oh SRAH.NET (SRAH BLAH BLAH). You are one of a kind.

I certainly am. And you can be, too.

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srah - Thursday, 13 November 2003 - 2:06 PM
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Comments (3)

gravatar jamelah - November 13, 2003 - 4:39 PM -

that screenplay generator totally made my day. example:

HELEN HUNT

Oh... JAMELAH.NET (JAMELAH.NET: THE FUTURE OF RETRO: ABOUT JAMELAH), can it really be only a week since I met GEORGE CLOONEY? I am so very deeply in love with him. Do you know what he said to me last night?

JAMELAH.NET (JAMELAH.NET: THE FUTURE OF RETRO: ABOUT JAMELAH)

-- i feel evil when i say i don't really like kids.

HELEN HUNT

(nodding)

Exactly. (sighs) He's such a romantic.

gravatar srah - November 13, 2003 - 5:59 PM -

*Guffaw*!

gravatar srah - November 13, 2003 - 7:06 PM -

JULIA ROBERTS

Oh... SRAH.NET (SRAH BLAH BLAH), can it really be only a week since I met TOM HANKS? I am so very deeply in love with him. Do you know what he said to me last night?

SRAH.NET (SRAH BLAH BLAH)

Only, you know, the kind who rips into a steak every now and then.

JULIA ROBERTS

(nodding)

Exactly. (sighs) He's such a romantic.

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