New Improved Naked srah

Somehow I've recently found myself watching a lot of shows like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and What Not to Wear. The good thing about these shows is that I'm sort of absorbing things about fashion. For example, what shouldn't I be wearing? Everything in my closet.

I should throw everything away and start over. I demand to be dressed by a professional. Where is the team of makeoverists*, come to give me $5,000 and make me buy clothes that are fashionable and flattering, teach me to cook, give me a faaaaaabulous new haircut, teach me how to put makeup on and clean up my messy room?

Queer Eye is nicer than What Not to Wear, but I'm not eligible for that one. Why is Queer Eye only for straight guys? Why can't it be Queer Eye for the Hopelessly Out of Style?

* I made this word up, but I think it should exist**
** Have you noticed that I'm addicted to footnotes? Blame Justin.

srah - Wednesday, 20 August 2003 - 9:22 AM

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Comments (2)

gravatar katie - August 20, 2003 - 12:14 PM -

I would be happy to criticize your clothing, hair and cooking. It would be an immense pleasure.

gravatar Justin - August 20, 2003 - 10:03 PM -

I blame the footnotes addiction on Terry Pratchett. And if you don't know who Terry Pratchett is, then you're probably not as big a nerd as I am.

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