Today all my dreams will come true

I dreamt last night that I was in a Catholic church, dressed in a frumpy dress and a choir robe, and everyone was expecting me to help with Communion. I don't know why, because I'm not even eligible to take Communion in a Catholic church. I complained loudly about this but no one cared. Someone asked me if I was a novitiate¹, which offended me no end. I shouted, "No! I don't know why I'm dressed like this!" Then later they made me hand snacks out to the old people and children in the congregation. These horrible kids took all the raspberry jam cookies so I never got one.

Then I woke up and had to go to (Methodist) church with my grandma. I didn't get any raspberry jam cookies there, either, but at least I didn't have to help with Communion.

¹ The Internet tells me that they should have asked if I was a "novice" rather than a "novitiate" but apparently even my subconscious didn't know that.

srah - Sunday, 11 November 2007 - 7:33 PM
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Comments (4)

gravatar Amy - November 11, 2007 - 8:32 PM -

Hairspray

gravatar srah - November 11, 2007 - 8:33 PM -

There ya go!

gravatar moe - November 12, 2007 - 10:04 AM -

If a novice levitates, THEN they are a novitiate, right? Have a good ommmmmmMonday, Srah.

gravatar srah - November 12, 2007 - 12:19 PM -

Sure. Sounds legit to me. :D

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