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I, being of relatively sound mind and body...

After reading plenty of Saki, Wodehouse, and various other books that touch on the subject, I've decided that I want a big gang of relatives clamouring for my favour and sucking up to stay in my good graces, in the hopes that they will be the heirs to my enormous fortune.

The only problem I can see so far is the absence of said enormous fortune, but I have decided that it would be a lot easier to inherit it myself than to earn it. So I've decided to become the heir to the estate of Arthur Sullivan or Richard D'Oyly Carte or whoever has the rights to the operettas, assuming someone does.

I don't know how I will go about becoming the heir to said estate, but I think my approach will involve a lot of sitting tight and waiting.

srah - Saturday, 7 December 2002 - 4:26 AM
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