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More Oscar Whinging Thoughts

Yes, Gwyneth was awful. The dress was awful and made her boobies look droopy and wrinkly. And her eye makeup was scary.

Barbra Streisand's dress was bad too.

Did you see that one makeup guy or whatever he was in the fringy tuxedo? Hmmmm.

Halle Berry's hysterical tears made me cry too. I'm such a pushover.

Ian McKellen's boyfriend is VERY VERY YOUNG! There is still a chance for Alex. He was practicing what he would say when Sir Ian called him. (It was not "Sorry, I have a girlfriend." I have hidden his body somewhere the cops will never find.) Sir Ian should have won, but if he couldn't, I'm glad Jim Broadbent did.

I don't like Denzel Washington. I think he's too preachy and he always has to be right. Just like I think Moby and I would get along, I think Denzel and I wouldn't.

Sidney Poitier isn't African-American. He's Bahamian. I'm picky like that. (I've been corrected. I knew I should have looked into it some more before I said it. Fie, research, fie!)

Shrek sucks! Monsters, Inc. should have won.

Amélieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

srah - Monday, 25 March 2002 - 10:58 AM
Tags: academy awards, academy awards 2002, denzel washington, ian mckellen, sidney poitier, tv

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