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I'll think about that tomorrow!

My mom and I are watching Gone With the Wind and it has been recognized that I am Scarlett O'Hara Minus Southern Accent. Well, what's the mattuh with preferrin' to eat barbecue instead of talking about some silly war, anyway? I do declare!

I don't normally approve of hitting slaves, but for Prissy's sake, I'll make an exception. I'm proud of Scarlett for only verbally abusing Melanie Hamilton-Wilkes behind her back so far. I would have punched her by now, because SERIOUSLY, where did Ashley dig up this sappy, whispering wet blanket?

Well, I have a long life of adventure ahead of me, including marriages to the only Hamilton lamer than Melanie, Mr Stuttery Whiskers and Jugears. Yippee.

srah - Saturday, 12 February 2005 - 5:34 PM
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Comments (8)

gravatar alfie - February 13, 2005 - 1:12 AM -

Hey, shut up! He's my favorite character!

gravatar alfie - February 13, 2005 - 2:25 AM -

You also get to have a child with a stupid name!

gravatar alfie - February 13, 2005 - 2:26 AM -

Also, the barbecue is outside. Since when are you willing to eat outside?

gravatar Picnic-hater - February 13, 2005 - 7:52 AM -

I hate eating outside. Besides bugs and wind that blows things around I once had a bird fly over and poop on my plate! Foretunately I was mostly done eating.

gravatar srah - February 13, 2005 - 8:22 AM -

Actually, I hate eating outside too. But it's still better than talking about war!

gravatar srah - February 13, 2005 - 8:23 AM -

Which one's your favorite?

gravatar Picnic-hater - February 13, 2005 - 8:45 AM -

My favorite war is the one that lasted the least amount of time and caused the least amount of people to die and left very little to talk about!

gravatar alfie - June 20, 2005 - 11:53 PM -

Charles! Of course! He gets out of it very quickly. What with the dying!

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