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Guardians of culinary justice

Yesterday, going to Dominicks, we went to park in a parking structure. A maniac in a red car came careening around the corner in the structure, heading right at us, and I yelped and pointed, OH MY GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE IS THAT A PIZZA ON HIS ROOF?

Robin braked out of fear, the driver reacted and pulled to the right, and disaster was avoided. The crazy driver saw me pointing and stopped his car next to ours.

We pointed at the top of his car. "There's a pizza on your roof," we informed him.

He rolled down his window. "What?"

"There's a pizza on your roof," Robin repeated.

"What?"

"There's a pizza. On your roof."

He looked confused. We pointed some more. "Pizza. Roof."

He reached up and found his pizza, then continued on. We parked, walked through the Business School, and headed towards Dominick's. Looking both ways before we crossed the street, we saw red and blue lights flashing. We looked to see what was going on and saw that two police cars had pulled over a familiar-looking red car, for what we could only assume was drunk or reckless driving.

We wondered if we would have been pulled over if we hadn't stopped him. At least we saved him from the charge of Recklessly Endangering Food.

srah - Saturday, 9 August 2003 - 2:29 PM
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Comments (8)

gravatar alfie - August 9, 2003 - 5:00 PM - ℓ

Thank you for saving that poor defenseless pizza.

gravatar katie - August 10, 2003 - 4:33 PM - ℓ

I like this post. If you had a "reader picks" category, I would nominate this.

gravatar srah - August 10, 2003 - 4:55 PM - ℓ

Really? I almost didn't post it because I thought it was too dumb and pointless. I guess you have no taste. Ha!

gravatar srah - August 11, 2003 - 1:24 AM - ℓ

Ask and ye shall receive.

ta-DA!

gravatar katie - August 11, 2003 - 8:31 AM - ℓ

Of course I have no taste. There was a question in your mind about this???

Danke.

gravatar Cheryl - August 11, 2003 - 12:07 PM - ℓ

Was the pizza in a box or no?

gravatar srah - August 11, 2003 - 12:12 PM - ℓ

Yes. Box. Sorry. That could have been messy.

gravatar katie - August 11, 2003 - 2:02 PM - ℓ

That would have made the story even funnier, though. Maybe he was pulled over because, while speeding around a corner, the momentum flung the box-less pizza straight at the windshield of the officer's car. Tee hee.

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