We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup

Happy National Candy Day! What a great excuse to eat candy! As if I needed an excuse! I bring you, in celebration of this joyous holiday, some candy-related haiku:

On the decision-making process for choosing Halloween candy

My halloween treats:
Junior Mints and Take 5 bars
Kids, try something new!

A Take 5 bar has
Too many textures with both
Peanuts and pretzels.

Fun-sized Take 5 bars
Are better than big Take 5s
They're less peanutty.

Junior Mints? You know
Of my love
for these nuggets
Of soft gooeyness.

On trying a new seasonal treat

Caramel apple
Flavored Hershey Kisses:
I tried them tonight.

"They will be good or
They will be just terrible."
It was the latter.

Well, not terrible.
Just what you'd expect of fake
apple flavoring.

On candy canes

Four for Glen Coco!
And none for Gretchen Wieners.
You go, Glen Coco!

srah - Thursday, 4 November 2010 - 11:24 PM
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Comments (3)

gravatar jess @ fushmush - November 5, 2010 - 12:44 AM -

*G* I just watched Mean Girls yesterday.

gravatar alfie - November 5, 2010 - 7:49 PM -

Elf

gravatar alfie - November 5, 2010 - 7:50 PM -

Elf

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