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Robin and I went out for bagels for lunch today. I wanted to try the garlic-dill cream cheese, so I asked for it on an onion bagel. Unfortunately, they were out of onion bagels, but the bagel lady suggested a garlic bagel. So I had garlic-dill cream cheese on a garlic bagel. Garlic-dill cream cheese on a garlic bagel. I have been mocked and avoided all day, but it really is quite atrocious.

It is so noxious that I can smell my own breath. It isn't just my breath, though. I seem to be exuding garlic odor from my pores as well. Run away! I reek and I haven't brushed my hair in several days.

srah - Tuesday, 13 May 2003 - 12:10 AM

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