I dreamt last night that there was a tribe of cannibals living on Mackinac Island. You could visit their settlement and the museum on its grounds. We went to the museum, which was very expensive, and my dad crossed the velvet ropes in order to look more closely at the caption on a photo on the wall. This angered the cannibal docents, who started growling and moving toward him, so he returned to the other side of the ropes and we went on to the gift shop, which was also very expensive. Stupid cannibals, taking all of our money! But they had a monopoly, because they were the only visitable settlement of cannibals in the US.

srah - Monday, 15 January 2007 - 8:43 PM
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Comments (3)

gravatar Jen - January 16, 2007 - 6:35 AM -

Did the cannibals allow cars on the island or did you have to ride a bike around to see the attractions? I'm wondering because I figure the horses are a lot safe with their management overall, but do they have the patience to pooper-scoop and WD-40 the bike tires? Also, Hugh Laurie won the Golden Globe!! Forget McDreamy...get down with McGrumpy! :) Stupid American Idol bumped House tonight!

gravatar srah - January 16, 2007 - 7:28 AM -

I don't remember any forms of transportation other than feet!

gravatar Jen - January 16, 2007 - 5:54 PM -

I wonder what form of transportation cannibals WOULD prefer? No new House until January 30th!

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