79 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'weather':


Oh, they say she died one winter/ When there came a killing frost

I always thought that Fraulein Maria was on crack, but snowflakes that stay on my eyelashes are pretty cool. The first snow of the season has arrived in Srahtown, and it's a very calm, floaty type of snow that blows softly on a gentle breeze, but falls mostly downwards. It's more like movie-snow than the sideways biting snows we'll probably have later this season. My usual snow-behavior consists of shuffling around, facing the ground, with all of my body wrapped up in coats and scarves and only my eyes sticking out. Today, though, I turned my bare face up to...

srah - Monday, 17 November 2008 - 5:39 PM
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What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me? And what are you, a sheep?

More notes from China: I am kicking myself for getting my hair cut before leaving for China because a) it's got some weird bits that don't look right and b) it's not long enough to put in a ponytail anymore. I am collecting a lot of sweat on the back of my neck. I am gross.I sat in on a class where we learned to sing the birthday song in Chinese. ♫ Zhu ni sheng ri kuai le... ♫That semester of Mandarin I took in college keeps coming back to me in little pieces. Unfortunately, it is all mixed up...

srah - Tuesday, 23 September 2008 - 6:52 PM
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Hello, my name is Sarah and I am an Internet addict

Due to big storms in the area, I have no power right now. But fortunately the university does! And even more fortunately, classes (and work for non-essential personnel) were cancelled today before they knew the university would get power back. So I'm dropping into my office to check out the Internet. Hello!...

srah - Monday, 15 September 2008 - 2:58 PM
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Summertime... and the parkin' is easy...

Summer is held at the wrong time of year. In Srahtown in the summer, there is suddenly an abundance of parking available. You can arrive late and still get a good spot. You can leave during the day, come back and park in the same spot... or a better one! It is glorious! Vive l'été! This is not the case the rest of the year. The rest of the year, there are fierce battles over parking spaces, with shivs and chains and tridents and suchlike. Academics in their tweed jackets and elbow patches hold their Very Academic Pipes in one...

srah - Thursday, 1 May 2008 - 12:10 PM
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And we walked in the snow with no shoes, because we couldn't afford shoes, because it was a Recession.

Let me tell you sonny... let me tell you straight You kids today ain't never had it tough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing's good enough Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow Worked in the coal mines twenty-two hours a day for just half a cent Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent - Weird Al Yankovic, "When I Was Your Age" Have I ever mentioned that I am...

srah - Wednesday, 20 February 2008 - 5:22 PM
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The Most Exciting Thing That Happened to Me Over Break, by Srah, age Seven (or in the style thereof)

The most exciting thing that happened to me over break was when I lost my hat. It was a red hat. It was windy when I lost my hat. My hat flew right off my head! I could not chase my hat because my hat was blown away. My hat plus the wind equals faster than me. I hope a homeless person finds my hat and my hat keeps the homeless person's head warm. It is a good hat. I miss my hat. The End....

srah - Wednesday, 2 January 2008 - 12:49 PM
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Now on the sidewalk - ooh, sunny morning, uh huh - lies a body, just oozin' life

Question: Would it kill somebody to shovel the sidewalks in this godforsaken town? Follow-up question: If so, who would that "somebody" be? Can we just take a moment to consider whether his/her life is as valuable as me not slipping on the sidewalk and having warm, dry feet¹? I am thinking that - unless the "somebody" is me - my feet are probably going to win out. Ready the torches and pitchforks, everyone! ¹ I forgot to put on my boots when I went to class today².² :(...

srah - Friday, 7 December 2007 - 12:45 PM
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Then goes tromping around wearing BOOTS like Gaston

I can't remember when the last time was that I owned proper winter boots. My last pair of boots were lace-up style and came up to my ankle, more like hiking boots than waterproof, snowproof ones. And I lost those somehow (or threw them away?) before I moved down to Ohio. Boots are one of those things that I don't usually think of until I need them, and then when I need them the in-store selection is scant and/or strange. Fortunately this year I planned ahead and was able to find sensible, plain-looking, faux-fur-lined black boots. I can even tuck...

srah - Friday, 7 December 2007 - 12:37 PM
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Overnight, there's been a breathless change in you

Well hello, and welcome to my living room blog. It's a Multi-Stanza Weather-Haiku Extravaganza! And you're all invited! Last night: wore no coat This morning: need light jacket Right now: OH GOD, SNOW! Forty-one degrees Where the hell did that come from? Should have brought a hat What be these white flakes? Be it snow, or do the gods Need Head & Shoulders? Accident'ly punched the microwave. Unrelated to weather, sorry. My hand is bleeding Next time I'll punch you HARDER! Curse you, microwave! Oh, back to weather. Now they're forecasting showers. We'll be wet AND cold. I'm not crying...

srah - Thursday, 15 November 2007 - 10:56 PM
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La aref!

I haven't written anything in Arabic for a while. I am sort of unmotivated. My tutor/student worker suggested that if I'm not feeling challenged, I could ask the teacher for some extra work. Ha ha! No. I am too lazy for that. Instead I will challenge myself by leaving my homework until the very last moment (frequently the morning before I go to work, sometimes later) and end up trying to do the exercise a couple of answers ahead as we go along in class to see if I can get away with it. Often I do. Anyway, I'm still...

srah - Monday, 9 April 2007 - 7:49 PM
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I am your sunshine, your only sunshine

I don't like to toot my own horn¹, but the weather is sunny and beautiful in Seattle again - despite all the rain that was forecasted for this weekend - and the only reason I can think of is that I am here. You're welcome, Seattle! (Note: If it rains tomorrow, it is probably because the gods are trying to punish me for my pride. Yes. It is all about me. Why do you ask?) ¹ False....

srah - Friday, 16 March 2007 - 3:03 PM
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Yippetydoo!

Springtime springtime springtime is here it's sunny out and it's warm out and it's time to take coats off and it makes me happy happy happy hello sunshine welcome back I missed you I missed you I missed you! I feel like dancing!...

srah - Friday, 9 March 2007 - 4:43 PM
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Follow-up on yesterday's Seussian weather report

Now here is something less-ly good: We're going to have a little flood....

srah - Wednesday, 21 February 2007 - 8:17 AM
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Wherein the rising temperatures turn me into Dr Seuss

The snow's all melted into mud And Sarah says: It is no gud....

srah - Tuesday, 20 February 2007 - 12:02 PM
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Rip! Rip! Rip the groundhog off the field

Groundhog! It is 5°F today. You are dead to me....

srah - Friday, 16 February 2007 - 12:11 PM
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Love power, it's the power of a sweet flower

I lost power around 4am this morning. When the power went out, something in my apartment went "beep" and woke me up. It's good to know that I can be awoken by unfamiliar "beep"s because I have been known to sleep through smoke alarms before. I didn't wake up very much... just enough to look at my watch (fortunately there was moonlight or something, because there didn't seem to be any lights anywhere around) and to think "If my power doesn't come back on, I will have to stay huddled under my blankets until it does. And if it doesn't...

srah - Wednesday, 14 February 2007 - 1:00 PM
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Catching up with srah

I'm not keeping up so well with the blogging, since I don't have a working computer at home right now and all of my time is filled with cooking, walking and trying to fix the dangèd computer. Here's a bit of what I've been up to: On Saturday, I fixed Isidore sort of by accident. I started him up, ran through all the repair utility thingies, actually got him going for the first time in weeks, played with him for several hours, backed some stuff up, restarted him to make sure he really was fixed, played with him some more,...

srah - Monday, 12 February 2007 - 1:50 PM
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Aaaaand there goes Miss Gulch on a bicycle

There is a strong low pressure system moving through the area today. It started out as a very windy day and has now turned into a very windy day with ominous dark clouds overhead. No, the clouds aren't really ominous. The sky today can be better described as evil. "Ominous" suggests that the clouds are saying, "You'd better look out or you're going to get rained on" or "Guess what? We're bringing an ice storm your way." These clouds are saying, "You'd better hope you're good at dodging entire trees as they come whipping towards your head at 50mph, sucka,...

srah - Friday, 1 December 2006 - 12:50 PM
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Rainless in Seattle

Seattle has a reputation for being bleak and rainy all the time. However, in my vast experience with that city¹, there has been no such weather. When apete and I were in Seattle last weekend, the sun shone warmly down on us every single day. I think I got a sunburn in freaking Seattle. We were told that Seattle only gets 54 days of sunshine all year, so apparently I used up 7% of Seattle's sunshine in one weekend visit. I think it's all lies. I think Seattle is trying to keep the tourists out. It never actually rains in...

srah - Friday, 11 August 2006 - 12:06 PM
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Cup o' Soup ≠ falafel

Yesterday, the news told me that it was the first day of spring. Then the weather report told me to expect Winter Storms. I don't know what it is anymore, but I want it to stop. A week ago today, I was squinting through my sunglasses as I stuffed my face with falafel. This morning I had to brush the snow off my car, and sleet is predicted later in the day. Send me back!...

srah - Tuesday, 21 March 2006 - 12:22 PM
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Good morning! Everyone's dead except you!

I woke up this morning to a lovely story on Morning Edition that went along the lines of: "The morning commute will be slowed on the East Coast this morning, due to snowstorms that killed twenty or so people in the Midwest." What is a bigger news story here? Midwesterners killed or East Coasters inconvenienced? Why are the deaths of Midwesterners simply a footnote to a story about East Coast traffic? Oh America... your coastcentric media coverage is pathetic and disgusting!...

srah - Friday, 9 December 2005 - 8:02 AM
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I wish the Ice Man would goeth

Sorry I haven't blogged recently. My fingers have been frozen to various metallic objects. For verily, I hath movèd into the freezing rain belt, between Dayton's snow and Cincinnati's rain. Or maybe it's the other way around. Either way, we're in the middle and we get iced upon. The good thing about living in this weather is that after you've finished scraping your car out from under the layer of ice, you have the makings of a delicious sno-cone! The bad thing about living in this weather is that I lied about the first part and there is no good...

srah - Tuesday, 6 December 2005 - 12:04 PM
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And Toto too?

Hypothetically, when one lives on the 3rd floor of a building and one learns at 5pm that one has a tornado watch in one's county until 10pm, what does one do? I am curious - I've never lived in a tornado-infested area and not had a basement. I'm thinking about going to the library - they'll take care of me, right? They're librarians! But eventually I will starve and have to leave the building. What the heck do people without basements do? Please answer and I will come back and read your answers tomorrow, after I recover from being dead...

srah - Tuesday, 15 November 2005 - 5:00 PM
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I'm mellllllllllllllting!

Dear Whoever's In Charge: I went to work on Friday and it rained all day. I went to work today and it rained all day. If it rains all day every day that I work here, I don't know how long I'll last. PLEASE! Just a little sunshine! Or at least a dry grey day!...

srah - Monday, 24 October 2005 - 10:19 PM
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Boy, stop crying wolf!

The smoke detector keeps chirping but nothing is cooking or burning. Now the tornado siren is going off and neither the TV nor weather.com nor the bright sky outside leads me to believe that there is actually a tornado going on. Are you trying to FRIGHTEN me to death? Just burn me or tornado me already, for heaven's sake. Is it some kind of Friday the 13th prank?...

srah - Friday, 13 May 2005 - 5:42 PM
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Sarah? Bitch about the weather? Never!

I cut through the Chemistry building today on my way out of work. As I walked through the building I realized my face was wet because my tear ducts had frozen up and tears were now melting all over my face. Weather, it is May 12. This service is unacceptable. I would like to talk to your manager and I will have you know that I will not be leaving a tip....

srah - Thursday, 12 May 2005 - 9:05 AM
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April (snow) showers make Sarahs glower

View from the front door Awwwwwwww, hellz no....

srah - Sunday, 24 April 2005 - 12:23 PM
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It's like sock hop, but it's not!

I love The Internet. I love that I can just shout things out into the void that people can read or not read and care about or not care about. And so, dear Internet, on that note I would like to share with you the fact that I bought the coolest pair of socks evar for ONE DOLLAR last week but they really have to be worn with a skirt and am hoping to have the opportunity to do so tomorrow, as the weather is supposed to be a) a few degrees above freezing and b) only partly cloudy. It's...

srah - Wednesday, 16 March 2005 - 1:05 AM
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Face to beak with nature

I gave Mr B****** a ride home yesterday and had to slow down for ducks. His neighborhood was full of them! It was great, because I like ducks. They are cute and delicious. But there were, like, 30 ducks just wandering around the subdivision. What were they doing there? Why weren't they hibernating or flying south or whatever ducks do in the winter? Does this mean that winter is over? Or were they just having a party? Or are ducks TAKING OVER THE EARTH? What's going on here????...

srah - Tuesday, 22 February 2005 - 8:56 AM
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The weather report

February showers bring......

srah - Tuesday, 15 February 2005 - 9:08 AM
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The verdict is...

Screw you, Phil! Not only are you a harbinger of doom, you're also the worst rodent-poet I've ever heard....

srah - Wednesday, 2 February 2005 - 10:11 AM
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Stop staring out the window and get back to work!

The sun is shining through the clouds in a sort of yellowish way and tiny, floaty snowflakes are falling and dancing around. It's very pretty and fey* - sort of like what I think snow in Rivendell would be like - but I only think that because I'm inside, where it's warm. ––––– * I rule....

srah - Friday, 14 January 2005 - 9:37 AM
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I'll stop the world and melt with you

Dear Jobs In Virginia, Maryland, California... Please find me. I'm already sick of driving in snow. *weeps*...

srah - Thursday, 6 January 2005 - 12:58 PM
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I have got a hat...

You know what this blog hasn't had enough of lately? Whining about the weather. C'mon, you know you all miss it! I have recently found myself thinking that winter really isn't that tough. I don't know what all the fuss is about... little brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses... Nope. Apparently what I thought was winter was, in fact, an anteater. A winter, I have discovered today, is a huge savage beast, ten feet long, with masses of sharp pointed teeth and it looks like this-- Right. Stop that; it's silly. Point is, it's a...

srah - Monday, 13 December 2004 - 10:06 AM
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Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes and the top of my head and everywhere...

I've noticed today that people have been going to obscene lengths to hold doors for me. I'll be, like, eight feet away from the door and they'll wait for me. I've decided that this is either because: a) I look DAAAAAAAAYUM good, or b) I look DAAAAAAAAYUM bedraggled and pitiful. Given the heavy snowfall, I'm inclined to believe the latter. But fear not; given my unswerving egotism, I'm also inclined to believe the former. I bet my eyelashes are quite fetching all caked with snow....

srah - Monday, 29 November 2004 - 2:57 PM
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Overheard, on the consistency of today's precipitation

"It's like God's making snow cones!" - a five-year-old girl that I made up so that you wouldn't know it's actually what I was thinking...

srah - Wednesday, 24 November 2004 - 6:18 PM
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'For what, we ask, is life without a touch of Poetry in it?'

Fall arrived today. I was not forewarned of this. Came as quite a shock. Bare legs and flip-flops Are not autumn apparel. I may not survive....

srah - Friday, 17 September 2004 - 9:23 AM
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Fermentation and Fumier*

It has been very hot here for the past few days. Very hot indeed. We are surrounded by farm country. Very surrounded indeed. Somehow the heat has mixed with the location in such a way that the smell of manure is constantly wafting around. It is on the breeze, but it is also in the air when the air is still. It is constantly with us, and there is no escape. It's not that bad. I mean, it smells like manure, but you kind of get used to it, much as I imagine farm folk do. However, on a trip...

srah - Monday, 2 August 2004 - 5:27 PM
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Haiku regarding the picture at left

See how I'm dressed in November 2002? I want a scarf now. This cold weather is inappropriate - July should be stifling!...

srah - Friday, 9 July 2004 - 9:21 AM
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April showers that kill May flowers

When I looked yesterday at today's weather forecast, there was nothing out of the ordinary. It must have been in the 50s or 60s or so, because there was nothing there to make the top of my head blow off or to make me go "Oooooooooo!" in alarm and surprise. It's snowing. BOOM! Ouch. Oooooooooo!...

srah - Tuesday, 27 April 2004 - 9:28 AM
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Life is skittles and life is beer

It's already been warmer this season. It's been sunnier. And yet something about this day makes me feel like Spring is here. It makes me want to turn my face upwards and bask in the sunshine. It makes me want to roll down the windows and turn up the music. It makes me want to dance energetically around the house to Oliver and The Looking Glass. It makes me want to be active. It makes me want to jog somewhere - just run and run and run-- For about five feet, until I collapse, gasping on the sidewalk. Who am...

srah - Monday, 5 April 2004 - 6:53 PM
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Scribbled as I tried to fall back asleep

Dear Sun, Kindly stop rising at ungodly hours like 6am. Th'art very wakefulsome and I art very sleepfulsome. SRAH...

srah - Tuesday, 30 March 2004 - 6:25 AM
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Open letter to foul Michigan weather

Dear Snow, Please continue to fall until you come up to about my neck, so that I don't have to go to Programming class today. Actually, I don't mind going to class. Instead, please find a way that I could go to class but would not have to hand in this homework, since I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea how snow could achieve this, but I'm sure you'll think of something. Thanks, weather, you're a dear. Love, SRAH P.S. If you are not going to be useful to me in some way or another,...

srah - Tuesday, 16 March 2004 - 12:25 PM
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The Weather Pixie reports

It's 64 degrees right now. Tomorrow, it's going to snow. Michigan, you can go directly to Hell!...

srah - Friday, 5 March 2004 - 4:45 PM
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'And we could curse in fluent kangaroo'

Note: I have just read over the following entry and it occurs to me that it is 1am and I have been programming for a good seven hours. And you can tell. Pay no attention to that girl behind the keyboard. Is brain damage contagious? Damn you, Phil! I don't care what you say. I am having Spring right here and right now. All of the snow and ice and wintry behavior that you were predicting can just stay in Pennsylvania with you. Who cares about Pennsylvania, anyway? Good, now that I've offended my entire reading audience, moving on. I...

srah - Tuesday, 3 February 2004 - 12:55 AM
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And I start to complain that there's no school

The Argentinian exchange student, who I will henceforth refer to as Señorita C, was all excited to start school on Tuesday. I don't know why the new semester starts on a Tuesday, but it does. She woke up around 9 on Tuesday morning and wondered why no one had woken her up or taken her to school. School had been cancelled that day, which makes some sense because there was a lot of snow on the ground and there was still a fair bit of snowage going on at the time she would have been heading to school. I don't...

srah - Wednesday, 28 January 2004 - 6:42 PM
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Tuesday (K)night plans

My boss tells me that the weather forecast for the next 24 hours is sleet and freezing rain overnight, to be followed by 4 to 6 inches of snow during the day. Weather.com, which likes to shout, tells us that A MIX OF SLEET AND FREEZING RAIN IS EXPECTED TO MOVE INTO THE REGION TUESDAY MORNING... THEN QUICKLY TURN OVER TO SNOW. THE SNOW... POSSIBLY HEAVY AT TIMES... WILL PERSIST THROUGH THE AFTERNOON AND THEN INTO THE EVENING... GRADUALLY COMING TO AN END AFTER MIDNIGHT. TOTAL SNOWFALL ACCUMULATIONS OF 4 TO 8 INCHES ARE POSSIBLE WITH THIS STORM SYSTEM. I...

srah - Monday, 26 January 2004 - 10:54 AM
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Ode to the new love of my life

A reason to stay in my room and to study: Thank you, space heater. Normally, mine is the coldest room in the house. It isn't today. Today, only a few sweaters are required - Not gloves in the house....

srah - Sunday, 25 January 2004 - 8:57 PM
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Cancel school! Cancel school!

It's snowing like cats and dogs here. If cats and dogs snowed. It's snowing like dandruff. Except "snow" isn't really a method performed by the object "dandruff" either. Dandruff just looks like snow. Hmmm, scratch that one too. So it's snowing like... like the weather. When it snows. Ah, simile. This is why I'm not a writer....

srah - Wednesday, 14 January 2004 - 2:31 PM
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Cold I am in the ways of The Force

Today's temperature: 30°F Wind: 17 to 23 mph Feels Like: 18°F Wind leads to windchill. Windchill leads to coldness. Coldness leads to suffering. I figure I have two options. I can: a) dig a series of tunnels connecting every building I will have to go to all winter, the bus stop, and all of the residential areas where I have ever managed to find parking OR b) run away, leaving Michigan altogether. Do they have a Human-Computer Interaction program at Florida State? How about the University of Bermuda? Fiji? The problem is that my fingers are too cold to hold...

srah - Thursday, 11 December 2003 - 1:27 PM
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I'm nightmaring of a White Thanksgiving

Yesterday the weather was in the 60s. The sun shone, I wore a sweatshirt instead of a coat and, although it was a little windy, I was warm and comfortable all day. Today it's snowing. The temperature is approximately However Many Degrees It Is When Your Blood Starts To Freeze In Your Veins. Stupid Michigan....

srah - Monday, 24 November 2003 - 10:41 AM
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Can we get underground tunnels so I can hide from reality?

As I drove to school yesterday, the idiot DJ was making the weather forecast. "That's right, we're expecting snow tomorrow, but for today, we've got a high of 64 degrees." Welcome to Michigan. If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes. But I'm not ready. No snow, please. No snow. I haven't seen any yet and I hope I won't for a long, long ti-- Crap. There is a little sliver of a window view from my seat in the computer lab. There are white things floating around. Giant dandruff? As long as I avoid going outside, I can...

srah - Thursday, 13 November 2003 - 10:51 AM
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It's beginning to look a lot like Halloween

In movies, kids go trick-or-treating door-to-door and you open the door and see them standing there in their costumes with eager looks on their faces, bags outstretched. What about a realistic Michigan Halloween? Eager looks, check. Bags, check. Costumes? Hmmm. And what are you? A princess in a parka? Well, isn't that cute? And you are a crayon in a coat? Adorable. Awwwww, it's Anakin Skywalker in an anorak. An Orc in an overcoat. Jack Sparrow in a ski jacket. This is October in Michigan, people. Don't even get me started on the grown-up costumes. Sexy French maid... in sexy...

srah - Sunday, 26 October 2003 - 10:12 PM
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srah is no longer allowed near household appliances

It was lovely and warm today and is expected to remain so for the rest of the week. After our horrible frigid weather last week, people were out basking in the sunshine today; ambling to class instead of shuffling and shivering. So why am I still freezing? I think the house-temperature has not caught up with the outdoors. I oughter put on some gloves, because all I can think of is the part in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets where Dobby had to iron his hands as a punishment for betraying his master. Ironnnnnn... warrrrrrrrrrrrrm......

srah - Tuesday, 7 October 2003 - 6:47 PM
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S. Diddy

Here is the weather report from last night. Yeah, I'm gonna die. Frank is predicting snow today. I'm not ready! I'm not ready for any of this weather. I don't have enough sweaters. I don't have enough warm socks. I don't have a coat. I do have a coat, actually, but it's The Puffy Coat. The Puffy Coat serves, each year, as an impetus to go out and buy a winter coat. It is horribly large and blue and makes me look like Violet Beauregarde with an eensy-weensy head when I wear it. It isn't even as warm as it...

srah - Thursday, 2 October 2003 - 7:08 AM
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The weather and - what was I talking about?

Yesterday, there was a crisp juiciness as I bit into the nectarine that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a HUMAN HEAD!! Sorry. Distracted there. Starting again. Yesterday, there was a crisp...ness to the air that signaled the arrival of fall. I was excited because I realized that I hadn't had a Michigan fall last year... or really any fall at all, because Vichy weather was an ass and decided to give spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn. Sorry. Distracted again. As I was saying, Vichy weather...

srah - Tuesday, 23 September 2003 - 11:18 AM
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"That's just what Jesus said, sir"

The weather has gotten warm and sunny and now I'm getting a big taste of Be Careful What You Wish For, with all this dratted sunshine that makes me squint. There's no pleasing some people....

srah - Friday, 6 June 2003 - 2:07 PM
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There's vomit on her sweater: mom's spaghetti

First of all, I am in no way in favor of wearing vomit-stained clothing. In fact, you might go so far as to say I am against this practice. Second of all, if I was wearing a sweater onto which I had vomited my mom's spaghetti, it would be unspeakably atrocious. I haven't eaten my mom's spaghetti in at least seven months. Can you imagine how that would reek? So no, I am not wearing a vomit-stained sweater. I just felt I needed a title for this post. So after the long introduction and explanation, I bring you the main...

srah - Tuesday, 15 April 2003 - 12:34 PM
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"La terre, sans toi, c'est petit"

I have a cold and I am cold, and it's raining. Mme Messana keeps turning the heat on and off as the weather changes, but she's always about a day late, so there's none at the moment. I don't want to go anywhere because of my cold, but I don't want to stay here because of the cold. I am torn and bored and boring. Changing the subject, this is a good song....

srah - Wednesday, 2 April 2003 - 5:14 AM
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Snow snow snow

I spent yesterday afternoon and evening running around like a chicken with my head cut off, as the snow began to fall. I had all kinds of errands to get out of the way before the weekend, and meanwhile, we were being dumped on. These were the kind of snowflakes large enough to land on my nose and obstruct my vision for a few seconds before they melted. When I was done running around Vichy, I ran up to Presles, as we were having a big Assistant Potluck. I brought salad with green peppers, carrots, and mushrooms. By the time...

srah - Friday, 31 January 2003 - 8:27 AM
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Crack!

I'm afraid to venture out into the cold and snow and ice. I think I'll just hole up here until spring comes. I have tea a-plenty, so I'll manage to survive. Speaking of cold, snow and ice, whoever designed Vichy was clearly smoking crack. Here we are with a town full of precisely (I counted) one hillion jillion old people. Instead of having concrete sidewalks, which would give some traction, the whole town is covered in a slick, smooth tile. The ice is better to walk on than the salted parts, because it gives you traction, whereas the tile is...

srah - Saturday, 11 January 2003 - 4:45 AM
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First snow!

Snow has finally arrived in Vichy! ... make it go away....

srah - Wednesday, 8 January 2003 - 1:01 PM
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Let it snow let it snow let it snow

They are having ice storms in Charlotte, North Carolina, and I have not yet seen a flake of the white stuff. Don't, however, get the impression that I'm complaining. Charlotte can have the snow, for all I care, and can take with it the ice and the yucky muddy sludge that snow melts into....

srah - Tuesday, 10 December 2002 - 6:20 AM
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Oops

I accidentally came to school today. I forgot the 1ASMS have a test, so I have no classes today. This wouldn't be so bad if a) the Internet worked, so I had something to do while I was here or b) I hadn't walked to school in the freezing freezing Michiganesque cold. They are doing work on my bus stop, so I had to walk to the next one and missed the bus in the process. And to think I considered wearing a skirt today. Brrrrrrrrrrrr....

srah - Tuesday, 19 November 2002 - 4:16 AM
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Cute but dumb

We had a brief respite from the cold, but I think winter is coming now. Poop. "J'ai froid aux jambes," said the dumb girl who wore a skirt today....

srah - Thursday, 17 October 2002 - 1:16 PM
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BOOM!

The weather has been rather schizophrenic lately. Or maybe manic/depressive. You'd have to ask the psych major about that. I don't know my psychology terms or how to relate them to the weather. One minute the sun's out and the next there's a thunderstorm....

srah - Friday, 12 April 2002 - 1:41 PM
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Hell no

It did not snow last night. I am in denial....

srah - Thursday, 21 March 2002 - 9:51 AM
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What's up with these short posts?

I guess I'm in a short-post mood. At least I'm in a posting mood, which I wasn't at the beginning of the week. The weather report lied to me. It is sunny and nice again today. Mmmmmmmm. Not as warm as yesterday, but it's the sun that matters. I'm not an outdoors person, but after a long grey winter, I feel a bit like a sunflower, turning my face up and trying to absorb as much sun as possible. Maybe there's a bit of chlorophyll in my veins after all. The French word for sunflower is tournesol, meaning that it...

srah - Thursday, 14 March 2002 - 11:23 AM
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Sunshiney goodness

The weather is so nice today. The sun is shining, it's about 55 degrees, people are walking around without coats on, classes are being held outside... Is it too much to hope that Spring is finally sprung? Sigh. Yes. Clouds and rain and forty degrees for the next 10 days. When the days are like this, I bask lazily in the sunshine all day long, then get depressed and frustrated in the evening because I didn't get anything done. Sigh....

srah - Wednesday, 13 March 2002 - 3:44 PM
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Hack ack ack

Running in the cold hurts my lungs. Or my throat. Or something. It hurts so much I can't tell where. But my paper's handed in, so that's all that matters. It's so cold outside. It's so hot in the room. I hate winter....

srah - Friday, 1 March 2002 - 2:54 PM
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Snow

Instead of the big puffy bumblebee-flakes that were coming down a few days ago, the wind has kicked in to help and there are now little tiny hornets flying at me and stinging my face. I'm moving to Tahiti....

srah - Friday, 1 February 2002 - 11:09 AM
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The stuff that minor headlines are made of

ALBION, MI -- A van carrying eleven Albion College students and their organization's advisor to a conference in Ohio careened off the road today, killing everyone inside. One student, later identified by the tag in her underpants as Sarah M*****, managed to croak a few last words to our reporter on the scene before croaking herself. "Damned snow and ice," she whispered, clutching at the reporter's arm as the rescue team tried to dig her out from under the pile of CDs and games she had brought along on the trip, "I knew this was going to happen. Eleven students...

srah - Thursday, 31 January 2002 - 5:36 PM
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The weather demons are jumping up and down on my soul

I shouldn't have said anything. The weather was beautiful and lovely yesterday and today it was cold and rainy. Which is only one day on the way to this weekend, when we are supposed to be having something like ice storms as we drive to Ohio. Poo poo poo....

srah - Wednesday, 30 January 2002 - 12:47 PM
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...In the middle of July

I woke up this morning to Shades Apart's "Stranger By the Day" which starts out "Snow is falling from the sky..." It prompted me to look out the window and emit a rather unladylike expletive. I. Hate. Snow....

srah - Wednesday, 30 January 2002 - 8:32 AM
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The weather is so beautiful...

The weather is so beautiful and springy. I hate winter. I hope it's gone for good, but that's probably a little too optimistic for January....

srah - Monday, 28 January 2002 - 5:13 PM
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I have psychic powers...

I have psychic powers. Or half a psychic power. As I demanded, I got snow just in time for xmas, but the part about it all disappearing by the 26th fell through....

srah - Wednesday, 26 December 2001 - 10:50 AM
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It snowed!

It snowed! It snowed! It snew! Blaaaaaaaargh....

srah - Friday, 14 December 2001 - 12:06 PM
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It feels like September...

It feels like September today. Or maybe spring. Whatever it is, it is wholly inappropriate for December. It's wrong it's wrong it's wrong. But please, Gods of Weather, do not pay attention to me. Even though I can't deal with this warm weather in my little walnut-brain, I don't want the cold weather to come. Here is my weather request: Exactly like this all through the winter except for December 24th and 25, when it will be nice and snowy. The snow will melt and the icky sludge and mud will disappear by the 26th. Thank you for your attention....

srah - Wednesday, 5 December 2001 - 12:21 PM
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I hate snow.

I hate snow. I. HATE. SNOW. At first, it was sort of a fluke. Oooh, snow on 25 October - how amusing. They were just little flakes - looked like the dandruff of the gods. Now it's really puffy big chunks of snowflakes. This is not funny. This is not a good joke. It had better warm up or somebody's gonna get it. If it starts sticking, there's gonna be trouble....

srah - Friday, 26 October 2001 - 10:08 AM
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