171 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'discovered':


Blinded by the toes! Revved up like a deuce, another runner up the nose!

Joining the ranks of Yoda and... I don't know, probably a lot of other cartoon characters and puppets, I bring you: Satchel Pooch's Adorable Toes (I don't understand the cartoon, but I was blinded by the toes so it doesn't matter.)...

srah - Monday, 3 April 2006 - 1:07 PM
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Your mission (please choose to accept it!)

So there's this website, creatively titled DressKevin.com, where you can... dress Kevin. He says that he will dress in whatever pieces get the most votes, whether or not they go together. Yesterday Fark.com got wind of the site and managed to make him wear argyle socks to the gym. BORING. I remember the outfit being much worse, so either Fark was outvoted (unthinkable!) or he didn't really wear everything that got the highest votes. There have been pretty bad outfits in the past, but there's so much potential to be worse. Let's all vote together and try to dress Kevin...

srah - Thursday, 23 February 2006 - 10:22 PM
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The intense creamery situation of the Middle East

I turned on the radio as I left the hospital this morning and the Diane Rehm Show was on. I usually find her spasmodically dysphonic voice too slow and painful to listen to, but I was just using it as background noise and not really paying attention until I heard her say “... given all of this talk above the table of hostility and withholding of monies and, uh, guns and money and butter, are there negotiations going on behind the scenes?" Since I'd just gotten into the car and had missed about half of the discussion, I had no...

srah - Wednesday, 22 February 2006 - 9:28 PM
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I don't want him touching me, whether or not I can hear

Barf....

srah - Friday, 3 February 2006 - 12:14 PM
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Beavers may or may not be invisible

My favorite news story of the day today, as heard on NPR's The World: GIANT FLESH-EATING BEAVERS TERRORIZE SOUTH AMERICA!!!1oneone (Note: This is perhaps not the actual headline, but that's what it should have been.)...

srah - Monday, 30 January 2006 - 10:52 PM
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A mental image for the drive home from work

Heard on NPR this afternoon¹: "The Senator raised concerns that if Alito were to sit on the Supreme Court, the bench would tilt dangerously to the right." DUDE! There's no reason to bring the judge's weight into this! ––––– ¹ Perhaps not exact phrasing, but pretty close....

srah - Friday, 27 January 2006 - 5:18 PM
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I am the monster that breathing men would kill! Lucky me!

Everyone on the Internet is discovering this new online face-recognition software, so I thought I would give it a try. Attempt#1: Flattering. She is very pretty and got to make out with Jean-Louis Trintignant when he was young and good-looking. I have had the "tra la la la la la la la la la la la la" theme from Un homme et une femme in my head since I found out that the Intarnets think I look like her. (So far I haven't created any alternate lyrics.) Attempt #2: Not quite so flattering. Vampire? Futuristic space-villain? Escaped prisoner-slash-dogman? Mmmm, there...

srah - Friday, 16 December 2005 - 12:03 PM
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Fetishists: get your fix!

Guess the bloggers' shoes! By Saturday, send Sarah (not me) photos of two pairs of your shoes (those you wear to work and those you wear at home or when going out). Then get in on the blogger-shoe-guessing! Mine are already in the pot, so even if you don't throw your own shoes in, you can play along and guess which ones are mine. (While you're at it, you can take a picture of your whole shoe collection and get in on the Flickr pool!)...

srah - Wednesday, 30 November 2005 - 5:40 PM
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I concur.

What Bob said....

srah - Friday, 11 November 2005 - 12:29 PM
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Il y a tout ce que vous voulez aux Champs-Elysées

Happy posthumous birthday to the Joe Dassin, U-M graduate and French-singing American musician who died 6 days before I was born. I don't know what the turnaround time is on souls, but I suppose it's possible that I am his reincarnation. I'm not sure if I've moved up or down the karmic ladder, though - I seem to have traded my singing ability in for not being addicted to drugs. Anyway, w00t to Joe for being born today. I shall share his music with you: two that might sound familiar, one that's probably his most famous and another that's just...

srah - Saturday, 5 November 2005 - 7:12 AM
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Don't mind the advertising, folks

One of my favorite teachers from SI is selling children's toys. If you have or know any children, visit Brain Station: An awesome educational toy store! /shameless plug and/or Googlebombing...

srah - Wednesday, 19 October 2005 - 8:50 AM
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'Were you just first-basin' it with that piece of looseleaf?'

A lesson to people named srah: "Taking vowels out of words doesn't always make them cool."...

srah - Monday, 10 October 2005 - 4:05 PM
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'She was so beautiful that all other persons seemed apes in comparison'

Yep, that's about right. Apes, all of you! According to Wikipedia, Sarah is also a street name for cocaine! Excellent....

srah - Tuesday, 9 August 2005 - 5:49 PM
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I shouldn't be this upset about someone I didn't even know...

Four months ago, when Peter Jennings was diagnosed with cancer, I had nothing but enthusiasm for what I was sure would be a safe and inspiring recovery. I certainly didn't expect that we would lose him so soon....

srah - Monday, 8 August 2005 - 12:07 AM
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I'm going to spend the next few hours trying to forget the phrase 'feces stabilization,' thank you very much

Would you like to know more than you ever needed to know about waste management in space? Of course you wouldn't. Neither did I. But curiosity got the best of me, and I hope it will get the best of you, too, so that we can suffer together. [via Abroad at home]...

srah - Tuesday, 2 August 2005 - 8:28 PM
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There sits WonderVase, sitting oh so proudly!

A malleable plastic vase! It's really cool looking. I don't know if I'd use it, but the idea is great. If you're the kind of person who likes to travel... with flowers... it would appear that this is a product for you!...

srah - Monday, 1 August 2005 - 6:48 PM
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If only I had income, I could have a frequent flyer credit card...

I haven't given any thought to my frequent flyer miles in over a year, but apete recently mentioned the Rewards Network program, where you can register a credit card with a frequent flyer miles account and earn miles by dining at participating restaurants. I just signed up and decided to favor my Northwest account, because they have such a pretty little terminal in Detroit. Some Ann Arbor participants in the Rewards Network program that I already frequent and might as well earn something back from include Amer's, Arbor Brewing Company and Leopold Brothers'. I recommend it if you are a...

srah - Wednesday, 13 July 2005 - 1:03 PM
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Someone who's actually blogging

Alfie's got another musicals quiz... and a movies quiz as well!...

srah - Tuesday, 14 June 2005 - 3:31 PM
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I mock you with my robot pants

Dear Michigan Daily, I have not yet read today's front-page article, Computer breeches worry experts, but I would like to let you know that computer breeches worry me too. I am not an expert in the domain of computers or pants, but it seems to me that these are two things that you do not want to combine. Suppose you sit in something wet and short-circuit yourself! Apparently these are computer security breeches, though, so perhaps the world of fashion technology has taken these kinds of things into consideration. I am still worried. And so are the experts. [thanks to...

srah - Thursday, 14 April 2005 - 9:22 AM
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A bit of bad news for a loved one

My poor darling Peter. I'm behind you, dear. You can beat this! I loved you in that green sweater on New Year's Eve 1999, by the way. Um, not that I remember what you were wearing on a specific day five years ago or anything. Ahem....

srah - Tuesday, 5 April 2005 - 4:19 PM
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Johnnie Cochran, we hardly knew thee

This is cracking me up. My mother insists that it's tasteless and refused, through her giggling, to laugh....

srah - Tuesday, 29 March 2005 - 11:32 PM
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A way to spend a few hours

If, for some reason, you have three hours to fill this afternoon, I suggest: Songs in outline form Things which I will do for love: Anything Things which I will not do for love: That [Via sp3ccylad]...

srah - Monday, 28 March 2005 - 7:21 AM
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Klezmer et al...

Are you reading Manolo yet? I think it is necessary for all those who want to be the super fantastic, as well as those who like to make fun of the celebrities. I just keep thinking about his latest entry and giggling......

srah - Monday, 7 March 2005 - 6:10 PM
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'No, they don't suck your blood...'

This Flash animation is making me happy today. [via B3TA newsletter #171]...

srah - Friday, 25 February 2005 - 7:58 PM
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Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes are overrated, really

Michele has a blog that consists almost entirely of questions, to be answered in her comments box. Around here, I do the talking and you shut up and listen! Well, okay, no. I like it when you participate too. So I am TOTALLY JUST RIPPING OFF one of her comment games. This reminds me of a comment-war (not much of a war, really, which is the best kind of war) between Smuj and myself a few months ago: Tell me something that brings you pleasure. The first person to respond should come up with something that begins with A, then...

srah - Friday, 25 February 2005 - 5:36 PM
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I'm terrible at the guessing

"Currently, the main attraction is a parlor game in which users try to guess the ages of other users based on a photograph." I'm in there, somewhere, looking all of 16 years old: ageproject [via Glovebox Sandwiches]...

srah - Thursday, 24 February 2005 - 1:46 AM
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Surprise international gifts!

"Are you an ex-pat who's missing goodies from home? Always wanted knick-knacks from another country but haven't managed to get there yet? Want to expand your horizons and meet people from around the world? Here's your chance!" Vivi and Tracy are running The Great International Secret Blog Exchange. Sign-ups are going on until this Thursday, February 10. Send a care package from your part of the world!...

srah - Monday, 7 February 2005 - 2:04 PM
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Actual advances in the field of science!

According to scientists (who are always doing science, you see), January 24 was supposed to be the most depressing day of the year. Mine was just fine. I wasn't very productive at work, but I applied for a part-time library job, I had some leftover* chicken fried rice for lunch, I saw my friends, I got to talk about alien abduction in my afternoon class and I actually said something in my evening class. I heard about the study on the radio on the way home and thought back on my day. I was a little frustrated about parking earlier,...

srah - Monday, 24 January 2005 - 11:26 PM
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Tina! Come get some ham!

What are you going to do today, srah?, you may ask. To which I respond, Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSSSSSHHHHH. In other words, I'll be playing with this. [via Mental Floss] Update: After listening to these sound clips, srahfamily are now all craving tots....

srah - Saturday, 22 January 2005 - 9:51 AM
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ph34r the mighty titan that is srah!

Danny Devito, the Reincarnated Corpses of Edith Piaf and Judy Garland, Pat Benatar and I are totally going to form a SuperHeroTeam and whale on Gary Coleman until he cries. SHRIMP! And I will be like a god(dess) unto them, raised high above by the power of my awesome genetics. [via sp3ccylad]...

srah - Friday, 21 January 2005 - 7:51 PM
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I freaking HATE Mike Celestino

Songs To Wear Pants To is a website where the musician will write a song based on any input you give him. They're actually surprisingly good and fun... I'm finding song #0126 addictingly catchy. I've put in a request for a song about archivists, since we already have plenty about librarians and HCI. [via infinitely tortuous]...

srah - Sunday, 9 January 2005 - 4:41 PM
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I command a ninja army... of one! (and you can too)

I TOLD you I knew the illegal ninja moves from the government. They just happen to use, um, flags. Goshhhhhhhhhhhhh. [via sp3ccylad]...

srah - Sunday, 2 January 2005 - 10:45 AM
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Tsunami tragedy

I felt like I was obliged to say something about the tsunami disaster, but I couldn't think of anything original to say. It's terrible and catastrophic and disgusting. I didn't really have anything to add to what all of the bloggers around me have said and I felt bad about that. Yesterday on the news they were having a story about the Americans that were killed/missing (because American news loves Americans) and I suddenly had the feeling that someone had recently told me they were going to Thailand for Christmas Break. I can't remember who. So now I'm scared for...

srah - Friday, 31 December 2004 - 11:17 AM
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The booty ye deserve!

I think it's been months since I mentioned either pirates or ninjas. I'm sorry. I've been so caught up in other things that pirates and ninjas just haven't been at the top of my mind. Can you ever forgive me? Well how about if I link to this? Does that help? How about if I tell you that MaTT got me pirate band-aids for Christmas and there was a RUBBER MONKEY in the tin? How about that? Please? [via Kyle Flood Dot Net]...

srah - Thursday, 23 December 2004 - 11:25 PM
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*hugs mommy*

Give your mom a hug. Through BlogExplosion I came across the story of an Alaska girl who had her mother murdered and then seemed to think it was quite an inconvenience to her own life. From her livejournal: "Just to let everyone know, my mother was murdered I won't have computer acess until the weekend or so because the police took my computer to go through the hard drive. I thank everyone for their thoughts and e-mails, I hope to talk to you when I get my computer back." This is despicable. Mums are precious commodities, folks. [via someone whose...

srah - Sunday, 28 November 2004 - 11:12 AM
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'If you're on fire, show me!'

Apparently I can't answer Alfie's musicals quiz all by myself. Apparently....

srah - Tuesday, 9 November 2004 - 6:12 PM
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What is DEET, exactly?

My favorite part of yesterday's Michigan Daily: "... recommended precautions include wearing long-sleeved pants and shirts, and to use insect repellent containing DEET, an insect repellent." - West Nile virus found on campus (Interestingly enough, this article from 2001 has similar recommendations as regards the length of your pants sleeves.)...

srah - Friday, 17 September 2004 - 1:42 PM
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'I wish you were a friggin tea pot!'

Received in an email today: I like White Ninja because he reminds me so much of you Hmmm. I don't see it. *wraps white t-shirt around head*...

srah - Friday, 3 September 2004 - 2:31 PM
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'Hot teens in your neighborhood now!'

This has been making me giggle when I should be working and packing. For shame! For shame!...

srah - Monday, 23 August 2004 - 12:32 PM
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My life, in cartoon form

Suspiciously enough, the gang at the Mallville Public Library had Internet problems at the same time we did. I suspect the cartoonist has been lurking around and picking up actual quotes from our computer lab. - Unshelved - 29 July, 2004...

srah - Tuesday, 3 August 2004 - 4:42 PM
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Righty-o.

"srah, from this day forward you will also be known as: Colonel Drunkenpaws" [via A Cheeky Squirrel]...

srah - Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 5:37 PM
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Rule #7: No dry humping!

Right. I know I said something about cuddling in the last post, but NO. No no no. [via greenfairy]...

srah - Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 5:18 PM
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'It's all about the berries with you...'

New Weebls cartoon! With world-famous celebrities! [via Somewhat, Muchly]...

srah - Tuesday, 13 July 2004 - 3:53 AM
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'Hitler laughs when you waste bulbs'

I love Lileks. I am cracking up, but trying to hold it in because I'm at work and I should be working instead of reading this. So if you're at work, maybe it would be a good idea not to click on this until you get home....

srah - Monday, 28 June 2004 - 11:09 AM
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Nice sturdy log cabins for everyone!

On NPR on my drive home last night, they were theorizing that the "bold" new cylindrical design of Charles de Gaulle airport's 2E terminal was architecturally sound as long as all of the parts held the right pressure against each other, but that a pylon moving or the deterioration of some building materials may have changed the pressure enough to have caused the collapse. Uh... what the hell? Who is designing buildings these days? People freak out enough about terrorism at the airport - I don't want to be in a building that's going to fall apart all by itself....

srah - Tuesday, 25 May 2004 - 8:43 AM
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'You've been crying for 60 miles!'

The greatest comic genius of our time has passed away, leaving behind his wife and two children under ten. WHY? Why do the good have to die so young? I only wish that I had blogged more about him when he was alive, so that he might Google himself and know that he was loved......

srah - Wednesday, 19 May 2004 - 8:55 AM
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Interactive-odular!

I held out as long as I could, but it's in my head now and you all must enjoy it as much as I do: Banana Phone! [via swirlspice]...

srah - Saturday, 15 May 2004 - 9:25 PM
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I mostly look like hippies, tramps and sleaze

According to this, the stars I most resemble are Sherilyn Fenn and Alyssa Milano. Another picture returned Cher (!!!) and Isabelle Adjani. I tried again and got Maria Callas, Patricia Arquette and Jenny McCarthy. Who do you look like? [via little.yellow.different]...

srah - Thursday, 15 April 2004 - 11:33 PM
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'Oh no, Ohio!/ I can hardly wait to say goodbye-oh!'

If tbone isn't going to blog about this herself... It is highly recommended that you go here, watch "Uniform" and then click on the Playbill. Unless you are one of those mad hippies who doesn't like songs that get into your head and drive you insane. But we don't have any of those around here, do we?...

srah - Thursday, 15 April 2004 - 11:18 PM
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'The world is full of a number of things I know we should be as happy as'*

The Internet is full of a number of things... one of which is Subservient Chicken. I suggest "sleep," "lay an egg," and "fly." [via Bobby] ––––– * Identify the quote?...

srah - Tuesday, 13 April 2004 - 11:35 AM
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чорнобиль

"My dad used to say that people are afraid of a deadly thing which they can not see, can not feel and can not smell. Maybe that is because those words are a good description of death itself." Most interesting thing I've read today: Ghost Town, the photo journal of a Ukrainian motorcyclist driving through the abandoned town of Chernobyl. "Perhaps future archeologists will compare this Ghost Town to Pompeii. The Soviet era is forever preserved here - in the deadly radiation that will last for many centuries." [via Seat of the Revolution; English-Ukrainian translation found here]...

srah - Saturday, 10 April 2004 - 2:15 PM
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To whom it may concern:

Dear FutureMe, I hope you do not wear sweat suits like your mom and let your hair look all shitty. Dear FutureMe, WHAT'S UP! Dear FutureMe, How is the future? Good I hope. Do I have a girlfriend? Do I have a wife? Write back soon. FutureMe.org lets you send yourself (or other people) emails to the future. You could send an e-mail today and it would be delivered to you in 2010, sort of like a time capsule. You can also read those emails which people have chosen to make public. My favorites are the ones who ask questions...

srah - Sunday, 14 March 2004 - 6:18 PM
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Apparently srahs don't make passes at men who wear glasses

I saw Green Fairy's results from the Match.com Physical Attraction Test and decided I had to take it myself. I've never been able to put my finger on what I find physically attractive and what I don't. Here's some of what it told me: Favorite Qualities Your photo choices suggest a man over 35 is probably getting a little old for your tastes You seemed interested in dating a man at least 25 or older Very handsome men Sharp, narrow chins Narrow and pointed "triangular" faces So-called "Ectomorphs," or thin angular faces Favorite Looks We call one type of guy...

srah - Sunday, 14 March 2004 - 2:09 PM
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CNN has gone insane

I always thought that CNN was a source for serious news coverage and things like that. Here are the two CNN links I've come across most often lately: It's splitsville for Barbie and Ken - Why is this written completely straight, as though they were real people? "[The vice president of marketing at Mattel] hinted Wednesday that the separation may be partially due to Ken's reluctance to getting married. All those bridal Barbie dolls in toy chests around the globe are really just examples of Barbie's wishful thinking, she explained." What planet is Mattel living on? My Barbies and Kens...

srah - Tuesday, 17 February 2004 - 12:08 PM
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We really like cheese we like zeppelins

In case you're wondering where the idea for those freaky singing monkey-things in the Quizno's ads come from, it's from We Like The Moon. I'm surprised how many people haven't seen this!...

srah - Saturday, 7 February 2004 - 3:30 PM
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Kenya? Where the giraffes are. Norway? Population: Crab.

Yet another Flash cartoon from our weebly friends.... Lions and tigers gnawing on giraffes are soooooo cute. And the freaking song is sooooooo addictive. [via Jezblog]...

srah - Wednesday, 28 January 2004 - 7:07 PM
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Thank you, mysterious benefactor!

Blorgy.com is a website where you can nominate and vote for your favorite posts on other people's blogs. I discovered it yesterday because someone had nominated this post as a favorite post of theirs. Great. The one time I get nominated for something, it's for a post that the dog wrote....

srah - Monday, 26 January 2004 - 6:40 PM
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Quick! Lose all respect for me by reading on!

I totally just joined Friendster. Shut up. I am always up on the latest trends like that. I like to think of myself as jumping on the bandwagon just as it's about to hurtle off the cliff and burst into flames....

srah - Monday, 19 January 2004 - 12:26 PM
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If you wondered what the rightful king of England was up to...

He's doing research on rice in Australia. In this alternate reality, Henry VIII was locked up in the Tower for siding with Lady Jane Grey and the reputation of the sister of George III was spoilt through the machinations of the usurper Victoria Hanover. [via fujikosmurf]...

srah - Saturday, 10 January 2004 - 9:53 AM
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srah, 'content' does not consist of nicking other people's words

... but I already had the graphic saved to my server, so I might as well advertise. Meg and Anna are at it again, this time pointing out that it's the thought that counts: Token is a magnolia bath gift set in a presentation straw basket from the Body Shop (Cost=£11.50). Cheap is a DIY perfect bathtime kit in a shoebox, containing six nightlights (65p), a pack of sandalwood incense (95p), a bath bomb containing rose petals (£2), an indulgent face pack (80p), her favourite glossy magazine (£1.80), a cucumber eyemask (95p), bottle of semi-decent plonk (£4.35) and a home-made...

srah - Friday, 19 December 2003 - 10:57 AM
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srah catches up on current events

So, I hear they captured Saddam Hussein this weekend. Whoopedy doo....

srah - Monday, 15 December 2003 - 8:25 AM
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'Und for your present, I haf imported a dead tree!'

The Pickard sisters are blogging answers to all of your burning holiday questions in a one-a-day, advent calendar style at 'Tis the Season. I highly recommend the December 5 entry: Scene 4, int. hovel, mid winter morning. Man: Come, wyf, our crops lafted us through the shortest day of wynter have! Let us celebrate with mead and dead pygs! Soon the days, extend thay wyll, and we shall have zummer once mair. I have brought young John a present fair the occasion. A box it is. Woman: Oh husband, John died this morning of a runny nose. Yet, comforted shall...

srah - Saturday, 6 December 2003 - 9:20 AM
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All badger scenes fully restored

For everyone who's got a 501 presentation to prepare or a 682 project to finish, I bring you this excellent distraction: more badgers, mushrooms and snakes. [link stolen from Jez]...

srah - Saturday, 6 December 2003 - 8:55 AM
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Amazon farts in usability's general direction

If you aren't aware, Amazon.com has a new(ish) feature where it searches the text of books in its collection as well as searching authors' names and titles. It seems like this should be a big advantage, but it ends up driving me crazy. How often does one actually want to search on the text in a book? Couldn't they make that part of an advanced search? When I am looking to see if any new Christopher Brookmyre books have been published, I don't want to be bogged down in books in which he has been mentioned....

srah - Monday, 1 December 2003 - 11:42 AM
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Nothing to see here... move along...

I would like to take this holiday moment to refute any rumours that I may have spent the past two days making Orlando Bloom and Legolas Greenleaf paper dolls online. Just in case those rumours were, you know, already out there. Ahem. Not true. [thanks to David]...

srah - Thursday, 27 November 2003 - 11:23 AM
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And I say to myself, 'It's wonderful, wonderful'

This is what we got Danny* for her birthday. Perhaps if she's very nice, she'll get the upgrade for Christmas... * not her real name, nor do I remember why I'm calling her this - but I bet Cheryl does!...

srah - Tuesday, 25 November 2003 - 11:35 AM
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Nor to beg

For absolutely no reason, I would like to remind you that Pearls Before Swine merchandise can be purchased at Cafepress. And that I wear a size Small....

srah - Thursday, 20 November 2003 - 6:23 PM
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Middle school mentality

The latest trend: Silent Dating. Anything that involves passing notes instead of talking is fine by me!...

srah - Wednesday, 19 November 2003 - 11:33 AM
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Why Tom Hanks? Why, god, why?

INT. TOM HANKS AND JULIA ROBERTS'S WEDDING SRAH.NET (SRAH BLAH BLAH) is making a wedding toast. SRAH.NET (SRAH BLAH BLAH) It's also quite expensive, for a program that might not be exactly what I'm looking for. WEDDING GUESTS Hear, hear. SRAH.NET (SRAH BLAH BLAH) I'm only studying Information Science - how can I be expected to care about things like archives? Everybody laughs TOM HANKS and JULIA ROBERTS Hahahahahaha!!!! Oh SRAH.NET (SRAH BLAH BLAH). You are one of a kind. I certainly am. And you can be, too. [via aSquared Airbeagle]...

srah - Thursday, 13 November 2003 - 2:06 PM
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'Come to think of it, why do I sometimes write about what I ate for dinner?'

This week brings us the second greatest Onion article ever: Mom Finds Out About Blog (The first, of course, is I Bet I Can Speak Spanish. Allabunto allaquento!) [thanks to Mr B------]...

srah - Tuesday, 11 November 2003 - 9:09 PM
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WTF, mate?

Sometimes you don't give enough thought to all of the nuclear weapons in the world and how one little thing could bring our world to an end. I would think about it myself, but I am le tired... [thanks to Roro]...

srah - Tuesday, 11 November 2003 - 7:31 PM
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Librarians do it quietly

Erica says I'm an Info*Bitch. I concur. I smell an Antiguan Independence Day present... Update: On a related note, Astronomy J* informs me that it is also the Year of the Samurai Librarian. ––––– * It is hard to come up with obligatory blog-nicknames for people you have only spoken to once or twice. This kind of makes him sound like a rapper on PBS....

srah - Thursday, 30 October 2003 - 11:34 AM
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Taedet me in diurnis legendi/ planas clunes gratiores iudicari

I would like to dedicate this one to my sister. [via little.yellow.different]...

srah - Monday, 13 October 2003 - 7:47 PM
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Irrational much?

It has come to the attention of the management that we may, in fact, be Peppermint Patty. [thanks to Katie]...

srah - Monday, 6 October 2003 - 8:45 PM
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Boohbahboohbahboohbah

Don't click here. Seriously. I don't want to do anything for the rest of the day. [via Matt @ SI]...

srah - Friday, 3 October 2003 - 7:10 AM
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Librarians are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet

I know that I am pathetic beyond belief to admit this to you, but I've been alive 23 years, 1 month and 4 days and only today have I discovered The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!!!!, which unlocks all the secrets of ninjadom, like: Ninjas are mammals. Ninjas fight ALL the time. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. One of the best things about this is that, miraculously, some other webpages have appeared with the same design. It's like a natural phenomenon. Who would have thought that they'd all come up with the...

srah - Tuesday, 30 September 2003 - 5:58 PM
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So sexy it hurts

Green Fairy linked to a text-to-speech program she found and gave some recommended sample sentences from sophisticated, cultured things like poetry and Monty Python. I, of course, went to the site and immediately started making it say rude things. A few favorites: Charles (UK male): You're seducing me with soft cheeses! (and he sounds like he's going to throw up about it) Mike (US male): Nice man, I would like you to spank me. (it comes out as a question posed to a superhero) You can even give English phrases to the French guy and make him reasonably understandable, but...

srah - Friday, 26 September 2003 - 3:55 PM
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Avast, sensei!

You not seen... him... stack... books... Pirates, ninjas, librarians, mushrooms, pies, Dance Dance Revolution, negotiating jam... this is the best cartoon EVER. [Thank you, Jez. You have made my life complete.]...

srah - Tuesday, 23 September 2003 - 11:29 AM
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Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugooglism was?

I did this a few months ago with "srah", but here's some more information that Googlism has dug up about me: sarah is cooler than you fool's ujournal sarah is good for soup sarah is a godess sarah is very charming and sarah is a cute blond prostitute and she likes to be wet with hot [thank you for stopping there] sarahs working her way [so we hear] sarah is slated to host saturday night live for the third time on october 12 [I'd better start rehearsing] sarah is fiercely independent and adamant about staying that way sarah is anywhere...

srah - Monday, 22 September 2003 - 11:12 PM
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Kuala Lumpur!

I've seen things. I've seen them with my eyes. I've seen things. They're often in disguise. Thank you, Jez. I'm losing my mind. I can't even temper it with a little hi-ho because that site seems to be unavailable or gone altogether. Anyone else got another nice dose of insanity for me? Update: It's really bothering me that the wedding isn't a wedding in disguise. It's a funeral disguised as a wedding. One of these things is not like the others....

srah - Sunday, 21 September 2003 - 11:47 AM
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Not to mention finger-lickin' good

Juan Moreno has kindly asked me to link to Justin's Quotes Quiz(zes). Since Juan is so generous and loving and emotionally open, I am only too glad to acquiesce. Go guess....

srah - Tuesday, 16 September 2003 - 1:03 AM
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Something appealing, something appalling

I will be moving to Belgium in the morning, because their jokes are better than ours. [via Belgium Doesn't Exist! which was via My Boyfriend is a Twat]...

srah - Monday, 25 August 2003 - 1:27 AM
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Order now!

If this had existed while I was growing up, I can assure you that I would have had one. Unfortunately, they won't be out until fall 2003. In the meantime, you'll just have to have Sigmund Freud analyse Rosie the Riveter. [via Dave Barry's Blog]...

srah - Saturday, 23 August 2003 - 2:23 PM
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There was no question about places where waitresses call you 'hon'

According to findyourspot.com, my top ten ideal hometowns are: Charleston, WV Frederick, MD Annapolis, MD St George, UT Hickory, NC Champaign-Urbana, IL Gaithersburg, MD Baltimore, MD Hampton, VA Raleigh, NC I don't know how I feel about these results. It's hard to find somewhere in the Midwest that doesn't get snow dumped on it every November or so. [via coleman.francis.land]...

srah - Sunday, 17 August 2003 - 12:47 PM
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Losing control

Freaky!...

srah - Saturday, 16 August 2003 - 11:09 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night

This year's Bulwer-Lytton Contest (for the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels) results are online, including: "When the time came for Timothy to fly the nest, he felt the best years of his life were ahead of him, if only because he had spent the childhood ones living in a nest." - Sian Arthur - London, England...

srah - Monday, 28 July 2003 - 9:02 AM
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'It's a pretty long article about why her hair is brown'

Cheryl, adding the description above, sent me a Mandy Moore interview that, among other things, talks about her next movie (Mandy's, not Cheryl's): In "Saved," due out this fall, she seems to mock her own righteous image in a story about a teenager attending a Christian school who tries to "save" her gay friend by having sex with him -- and winds up pregnant. "It could be quite controversial," Moore says slyly of the film in which she co-stars with Macaulay Culkin. Moore plays the friend of the pregnant girl (played by Jena Malone). I wouldn't dream of making a...

srah - Monday, 21 July 2003 - 1:44 PM
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'West Bloomfield and Troy: Where it's not happening'

'West Bloomfield and Troy: Where it's not happening' The Detroit Free Press is running a series of articles "exploring Gov. Jennifer Granholm's idea that Michigan needs to create 'cool cities' to keep young people from moving away." This series has been running for a few weeks or so, and they are up to Troy and West Bloomfield, of which they say: It would be something of a stretch to call Troy and West Bloomfield "cool." OK, some would consider it an outright lie. I don't even live there and it makes me want to move away. Have they run out...

srah - Monday, 21 July 2003 - 1:43 PM
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A casbah ant-girl? I'm it!

Anagrams of my name (first and last... with the middle name in there, it was even longer): A MARCH STINT A SCANT MIRTH (very scant) TRANSACT HIM TRASHMAN TIC MANTRAS ITCH CHARM AN TITS (certainly not!) RANCH MA TITS (please, ranch ya own) TANTRIC HAMS INTACT MARSH MARC HASNT IT CRAMS THAT IN CAN HARM TITS (but only if I have to) CAN TRASH TIM CANT MATH SIR CANT ARM THIS (a famous song by M.C. Hammer) CANT HIT MARS CATS HARM TIN THIN CAT ARMS MATH RATS INC HASNT ARM TIC AM TARTS CHIN AM ANT CHRIST (note: my...

srah - Sunday, 6 July 2003 - 2:09 AM
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I was not aware that E.L. Fudge was a holy city

I thought this wasn't working, but no such luck. You will be attacked, once again, with the beauty of random poetry. srah blah blahs: Search this Japanese cat of weather makes you find ourselves doing pilgrimages from many movies about how good Sure that which were wondering, as the dickens, but I am blah blahs: 8 ] [months of opticians, so that I suck at CSS. While at it, will never had any expensive repair, he was great, interest, young Frenchman who would pull out the other senses, I want them out I speak Spanish as a Suspicious Outsider, I...

srah - Friday, 6 June 2003 - 11:54 AM
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They are chicken transformation goods!

Renata's brother finds the greatest crap online and sends it to her and the dear is nice enough to forward it on to me so that I can bring it to you. And you will certainly want to thank him when you, too, visit this badly-translated Japanese cat clothing site....

srah - Monday, 2 June 2003 - 2:36 PM
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"Because white people love their children"

Ernie has this idea that it's only Asians who tell their children that they were found in a garbage can. Ha! I have been told that I was bought at the stupidmarket, that I was a blue-light special, that I was on sale because I was defective merchandise, and that I was bought from the gypsies for a chicken. Where did you come from?...

srah - Monday, 2 June 2003 - 8:57 AM
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Radio waves

NPR just reported that six monkeys given access to a computer for one month did not produce the works of Shakespeare. What did they expect? It is supposed to be infinite monkeys, infinite computers, and an infinite period of time. You're not going to get anything out of six monkeys in a month, and there aren't even enough computers to go around. This was a stupid, pointless experiment and more importantly, a huge waste of monkeys' valuable time. I also heard a radio ad earlier in the week for an anti-depressive drug with anorexia as a possible side effect. Do...

srah - Sunday, 11 May 2003 - 10:17 AM
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The Empire of Srahnce

The Empire of Srahnce is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning llama population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often. The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Basket Weaving industry. Crime is moderate, and the police force...

srah - Thursday, 17 April 2003 - 7:44 AM
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The dullest blog in the world

Damn, I have competition. [via Katie]...

srah - Tuesday, 15 April 2003 - 8:28 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Pregnant man pregnant man pregnant man! [via Stitching for Sanity]...

srah - Thursday, 27 March 2003 - 5:57 AM
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I am a loser and a half

I'm sure everyone on earth either already knew how to do this or knew that it was a dumb thing to learn how to do, but I don't care. I've just stolen it and I'm everso proud. Learning is good. [via chez la k-tron]...

srah - Wednesday, 26 March 2003 - 9:17 AM
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Make me happy for only $17.95

Slap me with brie, if you please....

srah - Tuesday, 11 March 2003 - 4:25 PM
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Various links discovered

If you have nothing better to do than be amused today, why not drag Dubya's head around or check out Engrish subtitles for The Two Towers? [via Renata the Mighty English Assistant and Suckful, respectively]...

srah - Friday, 7 February 2003 - 8:15 AM
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I'm number five!

Perhaps if I write it again, I will go higher up on the results for the most addictive website. Thank ye....

srah - Monday, 4 November 2002 - 4:45 AM
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srah is just stupid

Just in case you wondered who I am, Googlism can tell you: srah is my older sister srah is just stupid srah is an hourly worker srah is nice and buteeful srah is really cleva so we call ger a geek to srah is going on another depressing job search at yahoo srah is 6 years older srah is withheld under the official secrets act srah is to present those factors in a straightforward manner srah is the same sarah barrington listed as a child of marion madison srah is buried at east point srah is unpacking srah is laughable...

srah - Monday, 4 November 2002 - 4:41 AM
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Dave Barry à la française

Hee hee... an internet Dave Barry Column creator. Recently in Vichy (motto: "Casse-toi!"), residents reported an outbreak of video game nerds. Perhaps you think there are no video game nerds in Vichy. Perhaps you are an idiot. As the French say, au contraire (literally: "I can smell you from France.!"). I have here in my hands a copy of an Associated Press article sent in by alert reader Cheryl, whose name can be rearranged to spell "CLHYER", although that is not my main point. "Cheryl", by the way, only has the letters "Ceyl" in in common with "Monica Lewinsky", so...

srah - Tuesday, 29 October 2002 - 11:00 AM
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Nothing to say

While I would normally never read Doonesbury, my dad sent me this cartoon about blogging......

srah - Tuesday, 22 October 2002 - 3:12 AM
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Who'da thunk it, part deux

Hey! My blog is intelligent!...

srah - Monday, 21 October 2002 - 11:33 AM
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Hey you!

It's Banned Books Week. Or maybe it was last week. Or maybe it's next week. Anyway, go find something scandalous to read....

srah - Saturday, 21 September 2002 - 10:39 AM
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Weird...

I've found another Srah! And she lives in my house! This is an entirely bizarre situation. We are going to the movies tonight. Two of my fellow assistants have also been added to my list of blogs: Hello! and Chez Kamblue....

srah - Friday, 20 September 2002 - 10:00 AM
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Worse host

Read the very polite email Adam got from his (former) webhosting company: Tales from customer service....

srah - Monday, 16 September 2002 - 7:25 PM
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Too politically correct?

Here is an interesting blog-post about the word niggardly. One teacher was even fired for using the word in class. The word always makes me a bit uncomfortable, but I realize that my discomfort is ridiculous....

srah - Tuesday, 10 September 2002 - 1:26 PM
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Bad kitty!

Cats are evil because... 1) you might accidentally worship one 2) there may or may not have been some there when John the Baptist was beheaded 3) the Bible didn't say anyone important had a cat, so that means they didn't 4) science says it's bad too 5) it's just so tough emptying the litter box all the time So, in conclusion, cats are evil and should be stoned to death, but don't come crying to me when the police arrest you for stoning a cat. And while you're at it, don't eat lecithin. It reminds me of the father...

srah - Tuesday, 10 September 2002 - 10:54 AM
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'Gimli and Legolas were suggesting a massive orgy'

Would you like to see The Fellowship of the Ring in a strangely abridged hand-puppet-form? Of course you would. [via reenhead]...

srah - Sunday, 8 September 2002 - 2:00 PM
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Naughty

Apparently Albion's theatre nerds have been swapping sexually suggestive Star Wars lines recently. I didn't realize there was a master list on the Internet... [via Blogatelle]...

srah - Sunday, 8 September 2002 - 11:58 AM
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I don't live in undergraduate housing, but I am part of the problem

"At any given moment in Ann Arbor, it's impossible to walk down any street where there is undergraduate housing without hearing 'Get Up Stand Up' coming from five different porches." - "Bob Marley's 'Legend' outlawed on college campuses" The Onion is always good for a giggle....

srah - Thursday, 5 September 2002 - 4:15 PM
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Fun with gadgets

I have a Weather Pixie now. Did you see her? She shows the temperature and weather conditions and changes her clothes depending on the weather. Sometimes a little dog or cat appears in the window with her. It's a fun little gadget... and when I'm teaching in Cusset, I'll set it to show the Vichy weather so you know what I'm up against....

srah - Wednesday, 28 August 2002 - 2:42 PM
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I catch on quickly

Have you noticed that sometimes when you mouse-over my links (IE only), there's a caption that pops out? Well, there is. I learned how to do that from Meg's site....

srah - Thursday, 22 August 2002 - 1:16 PM
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Great headline

Study explains why your family stinks...

srah - Thursday, 22 August 2002 - 7:46 AM
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It only took two years...

One of my Where's George bills has turned up in Maine!...

srah - Monday, 19 August 2002 - 2:43 PM
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Not that I'm obsessed with frequent flyer miles or anything...

Did you know that you can get 10,000 United Mileage Plus miles for gradutating? We wants 'em....

srah - Wednesday, 14 August 2002 - 8:58 AM
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Hollywood connections

Have you ever played around with Hollywood and real-life connections between celebrities and characters? After writing about Anne of Green Gables this morning, I got to thinking about how, through several connections, you could sort of make her the sister of the ventriloquist's dummy, Charlie McCarthy. Anyone know how?...

srah - Tuesday, 13 August 2002 - 7:01 PM
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Speaking of flying...

Did you hear about the people who tried to go to Sydney... and ended up in Nova Scotia? And, hey, someone has a birthday coming up....

srah - Wednesday, 7 August 2002 - 11:08 AM
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The Bermuda Detroit Triangle

"The data from the radar will drop off and you won't know the radar data is missing for four to 12 minutes" I get to be a guinea pig for one of the first flights using Detroit Metropolitan Airport's new air traffic control system. Detroit Metro, North America's 10th largest airport, will be using a new system that has only been tested in Syracuse, NY and El Paso, TX. At those two airports, they had problems with planes disappearing off the radar. Oh boy....

srah - Friday, 7 June 2002 - 9:41 AM
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I'm super, thanks for asking

Is it Alf, in Pog form? No, it's srah... in South Park form! (Pardon the .bmp format... I can't seem to do anything else at this computer. Odd.) [via plasticbag.org]...

srah - Thursday, 6 June 2002 - 8:33 AM
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Thank you, Babelfish

Here's a Babelfish translation of a story originally from Yahoo! Rhône-Alpes: Six months of prison with deferment to have raped a bitch LYON (AP) - an inhabitant of Claveisolles (the Rhone) was condemned Tuesday by the Court of Bankruptcy of the Villefranche-on-Saone (the Rhone), in six months of prison with deferment to have raped a bitch, one learned Wednesday from legal source. The man, 53 years old, explained to the bar that, for 30 years, it has preferred the bitches with the women because the first are, according to him, more accommodating. Already condemned in the past to four months...

srah - Wednesday, 5 June 2002 - 11:37 AM
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Who actually calls it Baldy?

Not me, anyway. But if you're interested, for some reason, in learning Albion College lingo, look no further. I can't believe they ruined the secret of Woden. I will hate them forever. Forget my alumni money! 'LBN? Loft? Who makes up this crap?...

srah - Wednesday, 5 June 2002 - 9:14 AM
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I am easily amused.

srah archive | contact like being there was embarassed, since he turned on Thursday, Threesome Friday night. You when was the lines of the box says there something let Mommy answer this incredibly important. because right now a wich Cowinthian weather interior. We can hug you this to me not disappeared just graduated, from college... then? and all... - Rob's Amazing Poem Generator...

srah - Tuesday, 4 June 2002 - 1:11 PM
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In concert

Hey Ann Arbor people: If you're interested, 1997 Ann Arbor Huron High School graduate Jordan Lopez is playing at Kerrytown this Thursday and Friday night. His mommy told us that we should go, so I'm telling you....

srah - Monday, 3 June 2002 - 2:48 PM
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Buying Moby's boxers

Moby has people buy him socks and underwear. That's creepy, Mobes, but I love you anyway. Check out what other artists ask to be provided with when they're doing a show, at The Smoking Gun. [via mechanically separated chicken]...

srah - Wednesday, 1 May 2002 - 4:47 PM
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How popular is your name?

I bet my name (5th in the 80s, 4th in the 90s) could beat yours. Check out the Name-O-Meter! [via give love:get love]...

srah - Sunday, 21 April 2002 - 12:57 PM
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Book Crossing

Many people have blogged about this, but I never really paid attention. Then when I read it again at BitStream it stuck somehow. The idea of Book Crossing is that you take a book you love, register it in their database, and leave it somewhere for someone else to read and enjoy. Then that person can visit the website and register their thoughts on it. It's sort of a strange book review chain - and some people will get to read free books. Sounds a bit like the Where's George database for one dollar bills....

srah - Tuesday, 2 April 2002 - 5:59 PM
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I am not for sale

But if I was, I would be worth $1,472,320.00. Check it out for yourself! [via Katie who has us all beat]...

srah - Tuesday, 2 April 2002 - 10:07 AM
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Hey Yahoo!s

If you use any of Yahoo!'s services, you may be getting extra spam. As if they didn't let enough get through already. They have reset something so that you are automatically signed up for a bunch of mailings and spam unless you change your preferences. So have a visit and see why Yahoo! users are unhappy. [via give love:get love]...

srah - Tuesday, 2 April 2002 - 9:21 AM
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Cure for the blues

Are you frustrated with the world and need a pick-me-up? Well, there's really just no cure like a healthy dose of shemales. I got 12 out of 16. I am the shemale queen! Wait... no... I didn't say that... [via Xkot]...

srah - Monday, 1 April 2002 - 10:02 PM
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Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother (1900-2002)

I'm sad the Queen Mum is gone. I'm sure you've all read and seen documentaries by now about what a cool lady she was and how she supported her husband, who didn't expect to be king, and how she supported her country during WWII. She was lovely and dignified and many people's favorite royal, a sort of grandma to a nation. It's rather sad, so I won't talk about that anymore. She lived to a ripe old age. Please give her a thought or if you don't know about these stories, please read up on them and find out what...

srah - Monday, 1 April 2002 - 1:35 PM
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Fashion tips from the folks at JustBorn

If a loved one made me this patriotic Peeps hat, or suggested that I make one, then on top of all that MADE ME WEAR IT, I think that I would be extremely disturbed. The instructions are here in case you want to make one for an enemy. [via mybluehouse]...

srah - Thursday, 28 March 2002 - 11:49 AM
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I got this as an email forward

Pagets disease Please forward to all of the women in your lives . . Mothers, daughters, sisters, aunts, friends, etc. In November, a rare kind of breast cancer was found. The sister of my friend developed a rash on her breast, similar to that of young mothers who are nursing. Because her mammogram had been clear, the doctor treated her with antibiotics for infections. After 2 rounds and it continued to get worse, her doctor sent her for another mammogram, and this time it showed a mass. A biopsy found a fast growing malignancy. Chemo was started in order to...

srah - Tuesday, 26 March 2002 - 9:31 AM
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Google search referrer

Someone in Canada knows me too well......

srah - Saturday, 23 March 2002 - 5:08 PM
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More fun with Peeps

An American Peep in Paris...

srah - Friday, 22 March 2002 - 1:48 PM
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New Blogs

Cleo, Katie and William are on Spring Break. Random Blog Quotes hasn't been updated since Monday. I should be doing something useful, but I don't want to. I need something to read. I am going to go read some of the blogs I only get around to reading about once a week, or new ones I've just found. You can have a read too. Bathroom Break, Boss? cocktail onions Dear Mervis... Dog Door of Death formica le monde du vieux bandit ljc blog little.yellow.different Live in the Delirious Cool The Mad Bull's Blog Mulberry Note to Self Open Brackets says...

srah - Thursday, 21 March 2002 - 2:24 PM
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I *heart* fundamentalism

Open letter to Dr LauraMy favorite line: "Why can't I own Canadians?"[via little.red.boat]...

srah - Wednesday, 20 March 2002 - 6:14 PM
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Welcome back, Katie

Rien d'Importance is back online, but due to some harassment Katie was getting, the journal is members-only. So if you want to read, you'll have to register. Be sure to check out her Wednesday Whimsy tomorrow! Anyway, Katie, it's nice to see you again! Here's some Ewan to welcome you back. (Insert your own light-saber joke here.)...

srah - Tuesday, 19 March 2002 - 1:51 PM
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Head 'em up and move 'em out...

Random Blog Quotes has moved....

srah - Friday, 15 March 2002 - 1:44 PM
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I can smell your brains

Cleo first linked to this and I've been sending it to everyone I know. Alex has been trying to eat my head....

srah - Wednesday, 13 March 2002 - 11:09 PM
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The Stupid Translator...

The Stupid Translator is fun. srah - student of university per day, student of university per night. Appreciate words and languages. With pleasure moreover to read comments with its blog * council of council *. is known to chatter with itself in French and bemoan his entry imminent at the work-market. [via not.so.soft]...

srah - Saturday, 26 January 2002 - 3:31 PM
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The Pre-Date Confidence Builder...

The Pre-Date Confidence Builder is funny, as is Disturbing Search Requests. I am a shameless link-thief and never come up with anything original. These two are... [via KatieSherman.com]...

srah - Friday, 25 January 2002 - 3:24 PM
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This is the distribution of my last name...

This is the distribution of my last name in the United States, as of 1990. Dark blue is a low number, red is high. If it were my first name, the whole map would probably be red. There must be a very small population in Colorado. (Would you be ashamed of me if I told you I had to look at an atlas to find out what state that was? The square ones all look the same to me.) The history of Boyfriend's name in the US is very interesting. [via LEnlowLand]...

srah - Wednesday, 23 January 2002 - 2:01 PM
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Notice the lovely Michigan Blogs

Notice the lovely Michigan Blogs button. Ooh ahh. I want to recruit more members. So run on over and join, all you Michiganders, Michigeese, and Michigoslings. <-- stupid Michigan humor, or possibly just stupid srah humor (more likely)...

srah - Tuesday, 15 January 2002 - 5:57 PM
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Do you remember playing MASH

Do you remember playing MASH in elementary school? Well, it's online now (when I took that Legolas test, I was thinking that someone should create this, and sure enough - they did). Your husband's name is Patito and you have 3456 children. You're a grape smoosher who drives to work every day in a green Flintstones car. It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Patito in your house on a desert island. [via The Storm Brewing]...

srah - Monday, 14 January 2002 - 2:41 PM
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Boyfriend will like this...

Boyfriend will like this: LOTR in 2 hrs [via /usr/bin/girl]...

srah - Sunday, 13 January 2002 - 1:09 PM
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Kissing Hank's Ass

Kissing Hank's Ass *giggle*...

srah - Thursday, 10 January 2002 - 1:10 PM
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Rob's Amazing Poem Generator

Rob's Amazing Poem Generator is amusing. [via not.so.soft]...

srah - Wednesday, 9 January 2002 - 7:58 AM
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RIP Dave Thomas

RIP Dave Thomas My friend Cheryl got an autographed photo from Dave Thomas when she wrote to him. He seemed like a good guy. Read the obit and find out more about his work supporting adoption and high school graduation....

srah - Tuesday, 8 January 2002 - 4:50 PM
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This could be hours of fun...

This could be hours of fun if you have no life. I'm still going strong... [via Bobbyboy]...

srah - Tuesday, 8 January 2002 - 8:25 AM
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Oh yeah, Alfie has a blog

Oh yeah, Alfie has a blog now. I'm trying to work on a few glitches, but considering my monster web-skills... um......

srah - Friday, 4 January 2002 - 12:52 PM
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Mr Enlow is talking about Don Quixote

Mr Enlow is talking about Don Quixote. Or Don Quijote. Or Don Quichotte. Run run run over there and join in....

srah - Wednesday, 2 January 2002 - 4:57 PM
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Blogger, despite recent problems...

Blogger, despite recent problems, has been named one of the Seven Wonders of the Web and Best Web Story of the Year Bravo....

srah - Tuesday, 1 January 2002 - 5:45 AM
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RIP

RIP Léopold Sédar Senghor The poet and statesman died yesterday at the age of 95. We read some of his poetry in my Francophone Literature class in Grenoble but I know him best as the first president of Senegal and one of the founders of the Organisation Internationale de la Francophonie, which is a political body linking the French-speaking countries of the world. Please take a minute to learn about his life....

srah - Friday, 21 December 2001 - 11:19 AM
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Mick McCabe has a solution

Mick McCabe has a solution to the high school sports inequity problem: disadvantage everybody. Hee hee hee....

srah - Friday, 21 December 2001 - 11:12 AM
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I am excited

I am excited because I am a cheap excuse for a temp this vacation....

srah - Friday, 14 December 2001 - 8:33 AM
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This is what I'm going to turn into

This is what I'm going to turn into......

srah - Thursday, 13 December 2001 - 10:07 AM
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The Editing Room makes me giggle

The Editing Room makes me giggle. (via Bob via Krista via Hat)...

srah - Sunday, 9 December 2001 - 8:01 PM
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Meg from not.so.soft went

Meg from not.so.soft went to one of the United World Colleges, which I had never heard of, but it sounds like an amazing idea....

srah - Tuesday, 4 December 2001 - 2:45 PM
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I am giddy

I am giddy after having found this lovely site: Plaid-Libs. This is what I wrote: Recipe For Success by Shirley Cook's note: I made this for the church revolutionary supper last night and it was a hit with every potato pancake there! Kimmy Gibbler from Full House's Famous Baked crown made out of daisies Ingredients: 1 lb. chopped vacuum-cleaner 1 cup helicopter beanie sauce grope these two ingredients thoroughly with a ankle. It may be a little beat-up, but that's honking. Filling: 4 tb. ground grape fruit roll-up powder A pinch of slug salt Season generously with mitten 1-2 cups...

srah - Thursday, 29 November 2001 - 8:49 PM
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A recently-discovered blog I like:

A recently-discovered blog I like: little.red.boat. Anna quotes this poem: The reason I like Edna St Vincent Millay Is that her name sounds like a basketball falling down stairs. The reason I like Walt Whitman Is that his name sounds like Edna St Vincent Millay falling down stairs. *tee hee!*...

srah - Wednesday, 28 November 2001 - 5:00 PM
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Anna's comments on The Art of Kissing

Anna's comments on The Art of Kissing make me laugh so hard I want to cry. Then laugh some more....

srah - Wednesday, 28 November 2001 - 4:27 PM
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FoxTrot

FoxTrot has been very frighteningly true-to-life this week. I suspect that Bill Amend follows me and Alex around with a tape recorder, because Jason and Eileen ARE Alex and Srah. Veddy veddy suspicious....

srah - Saturday, 17 November 2001 - 2:44 AM
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Personality Corner

Personality Corner: Modified Keirsey Temperament Sorter I am an ISTJ [Introversion, Sensing, Thinking, Judging]. What are you?...

srah - Monday, 12 November 2001 - 1:53 AM
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testing testing

testing testing 123... I am blogging from AIM!...

srah - Friday, 9 November 2001 - 10:52 AM
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Finally finished my paper

Finally finished my paper at 3am. Yuck! I don't think it was very good, but I hope it made some sort of sense and perhaps vaguely resembled what Dr Wyss wanted from it. Crashed on the couch while it was printing and had a dream where Roommate and Rob were going to the Cake concert together, except it was Rob who was my roommate. There was a lot of other extremely strange stuff going on, but I lost it all in the process of waking up. I feel so free now that those papers are done. Mwah ha. That would...

srah - Wednesday, 7 November 2001 - 12:26 PM
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Patti LuPone was in Witness

Patti LuPone was in WITNESS with... Harrison Ford who was in INDIANA JONES directed by... Steven Spielberg who directed SAVING PRIVATE RYAN with... Tom Hanks who was in PHILADELPHIA with... Denzel Washington who was in THE HURRICANE with... John Hannah who... I met this summer. I think that's seven degrees of separation. If you want to cheat about it, you can go to The Oracle of Bacon. The Oracle says I'm three degrees from Patti, but I never would have thought of David Paymer....

srah - Monday, 5 November 2001 - 11:30 AM
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I have spent the last hour

I have spent the last hour going to Blogger.com and reading the most recently updated blogs. Ooowie, fun fun. Here is my favorite. I really ought to be showering, as I am dirty dirty dirty. Jackie Day will interpret this differently than I mean it....

srah - Friday, 2 November 2001 - 3:59 PM
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Roommate and I

Roommate and I (after an exhaustive search of the Michigan Sex Offender's list by zip code - looking for familiar names - and a trip to the FBI's Most Wanted page), decided we need to find nice cushy government jobs. Or not-so-cushy ones. So she's going to get a non-gun job for the FBI and I'm going to work for the CIA. It's frightening how appropriate the CIA's language positions sound for me. They're looking for language people. But I have two questions the Employment FAQ doesn't answer... Will I be able to tell anyone what I do, and will...

srah - Thursday, 1 November 2001 - 2:47 PM
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I'm having fun playing

I'm having fun playing with my friend Molly's random movie quote generator. ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE?...

srah - Friday, 26 October 2001 - 11:09 AM
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