'I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'

Why is it that George Lucas will go back into his old movies and fiddle with things that don't need to be fiddled with, needlessly changing the fact that HAN SHOT FIRST, adding silly dinosaurs to the background of scenes, and inserting Stupid McWhinersen where Sebastian Shaw should be, but he won't go back and change the ridiculous stop-actiony way that tauntauns run?

I'm pretty sure that the gravity on Hoth is the same on any other planet in the Star Wars movies. I saw Han walk through the snow and I saw Luke fall from the ceiling and both of them looked normal. So why do tauntauns defy all physical reality and skim along the ground, hardly touching the surface and never hitting the ground with the full impact of their weight and that of their rider? Booster rockets are the only thing I can think of, but tauntauns do not appear to have rockets coming out of their asses. If you would add rocket exhaust to the rear ends of tauntauns in your next "special edition", George, I would really appreciate it. It would explain a lot.

srah - Tuesday, 6 June 2006 - 12:52 PM
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gravatar Cheryl - June 7, 2006 - 9:10 AM -

Maybe they're on Hoverboards. Like Marty McFly.

gravatar sarah - June 9, 2006 - 11:58 AM -

tag you're it

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