Librarians are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet

I know that I am pathetic beyond belief to admit this to you, but I've been alive 23 years, 1 month and 4 days and only today have I discovered The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!!!!, which unlocks all the secrets of ninjadom, like:

  1. Ninjas are mammals.
  2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
  3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

One of the best things about this is that, miraculously, some other webpages have appeared with the same design. It's like a natural phenomenon. Who would have thought that they'd all come up with the same idea like that?

My favorites:

    The Official Librarian Homepage
    The Official Pirate Homepage
    The Official Box of Wine Homepage
    The Official James Madisons Homepage

[via Mr B------, who doesn't have a weblog yet, but oughta]

srah - Tuesday, 30 September 2003 - 5:58 PM
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Comments (3)

gravatar Justin - September 30, 2003 - 7:06 PM -

I first found out about that website when I saw a friend of mine wearing a t-shirt with that 1.,2.,3. on it.

I'm gonna be a ninja when I grow up.

gravatar richard - October 1, 2003 - 8:07 AM -

Wait a minute!!

Ninjas are mammels??

So that whole turtle thing... ??

gravatar drbork - December 30, 2003 - 3:07 AM -

ninjas are totally sweet.
anyone who harbors ideas to the contrary deserves to have their nuts crushed with a swift and devastating crane kick.

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