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So real, it's unreal!

Dear SkyMall,

There is no reason on Earth why anyone would ever need one of these. I think that if airline catalog sellers have spent years trying to perfect the Most Useless And Unmarketable Thing Ever, you have found the pinnacle. It is as though the creation of airline catalogues is an evolutionary process and you have achieved a mutation that, in one generation, created a super-species capable of wiping all other animal life off the map. Congratulations. It's all downhill from here!

srah - Wednesday, 8 March 2006 - 10:30 AM
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Comments (11)

gravatar Jamie - March 8, 2006 - 11:56 AM - ℓ

How weird is it that just a few days ago we were browsing skymall's catalogue at work, because some colleagues had just came back from a trip and wanted to show us all the useless things.

They have just the awesomest crap.

gravatar kim - March 8, 2006 - 12:21 PM - ℓ

I must admit, that chimp is just frightening. I think if I was at someone's house and some robotic ape starting screetching at me I may just have a stroke then and there.

gravatar Fraulein N - March 8, 2006 - 2:57 PM - ℓ

That thing is hoooorrrifying. And that's when it's just sitting there staring at you.

gravatar bob - March 8, 2006 - 7:08 PM - ℓ

YAY for punctuated equlibrium!

gravatar Smuj - March 9, 2006 - 2:41 AM - ℓ

OMG, I've been looking all over for one of those. I'll take you up on that rush delivery, Skymall.

gravatar Cheryl - March 9, 2006 - 11:44 AM - ℓ

Ooo, I LOVE all the biology you used!

gravatar Erica M - March 12, 2006 - 1:38 AM - ℓ

That is truly freaky and weird.

Does anyone actually buy anything from SkyMall, anyway? How are they still in business?

gravatar jamelah - March 14, 2006 - 8:04 AM - ℓ

I don't know, I kind of want one.

gravatar Maine - March 15, 2006 - 2:20 PM - ℓ

Ok, so I can't even breathe anymore because I'm laughing so hard. That monkey is easily the most non-necessary thing on earth!! Easily!!

gravatar Sarah - March 18, 2006 - 10:44 AM - ℓ

Where'd your blog go? The front page is totally blank.

gravatar srah - March 18, 2006 - 1:40 PM - ℓ

I haven't blogged in over a week! I guess I ought to write something.

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