'Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...'

My hair is in a ponytail on the side of my head (because I couldn't quite tease it into a 'fro). I'm scoffing. I'm thinking about getting some sweet moon boots. I'm craving tater tots. And I'm the only one who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government.

It's AWESOME.

Goshhhhhhhhhhhhh.

While we were at Hollywood Video last night, we came across what we originally thought was a joke but turned out to actually be the first volume of a movie version of the Book of Mormon. We thought about renting it as a joke. But then by some freak of nature, my family's weekend video rentals included the freakin' sweet Napoleon Dynamite (which was made by Mormons but we didn't realize it until we watched the director's commentary) and a supercrappy cheap ripoff of Pride and Prejudice that turned out to be set in Salt Lake City.

I think they want us! Is it, like, a Mormon Cinematic Revolution?

srah - Saturday, 1 January 2005 - 10:53 PM
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gravatar alfie - January 3, 2005 - 12:13 AM -

I obviously know the same ninja moves. We were trying them on each other.

gravatar Susan - January 8, 2005 - 8:24 PM -

Yes, we're coming for you. Today, it's TV and movies, and then we're going to infiltrate every web site to plant pro-Mormon ideas and comments. You can't stop us. We are coming for you.

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