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Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Are you in a

Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Are you in a public computer lab? Right, pick
up your keyboard. Flip the keyboard over. Give 'er a big left-right shake
back and forth. And now a forwards-backwards shake. By this point, people
in the lab are problably looking at you. Now look down at the desk (hopefully
you were doing this over the desk and not over your lap). Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Or if you're afraid of stares, just blow onto it and see what flies into
the air. Keyboards accumulate so much nastiness. I should get a nice can
of compressed air and devote myself to cleaning them. I only like to clean
things that are really really dirty. That's why I like to watch infomercials
for cleaning products. They don't clean floors that look pretty clean already.
They take these deserted haunted houses or something and decide to clean
the oven. Look how easily the grime comes off! In theory, I really like
grime. I probably wouldn't really like to clean it, but it looks cool on TV.

srah - Thursday, 28 March 2002 - 11:34 AM
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