If you were a fictional character, what fictional character would you be? For me right now, it's...
Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle.
Not extremely flattering, but... that's... what... I... think... of... when... I'm... trying... to... catch... my breath... after... not... actually... doing... anything... strenuous. Wheeeee!
Either it's allergy season or I've developed asthma. I hope it's not the latter, and that it will just go away once winter arrives and kills all of these danged male trees we have all over campus. Apparently they are really into male plants here because they don't want to clean fruit up off the ground, but that just means there's loads of pollen in the air. Filthy trees.
Maybe I should go to the doctor, but unfortunately this is another of those health things that comes and goes depending on the weather, so that by the time I actually get an appointment and go into see her, I would have no symptoms and once again, I would be the crazy person acting like a dead frog. I swear! I had symptoms just yesterday! And I'll have them tomorrow! They just aren't manifesting themselves right now! Um... *cough cough*?
So I just keep taking Claritin and panting and yawning (because my brain isn't getting enough oxygen). It's great. Get... me... away... from... this... polleny... wasteland!
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