For the record

In addition to my Dharma Bums (the name of this drink probably bothers me most because I know someone named Dharma and don't really want to think about her bum), I bought myself a blueberry scone. Because, remember, the whole point was to Put Food In Me, not to Put Beverage In Me.

Here is a rule of thumb: real blueberries are good. Fakety fake-ass blueberries of fakery are not good. What are these things? They ain't blueberries, that's for sure. Real blueberries have a nice tartness to them and a crisp juiciness about them that is very pleasurable*. These are microscopic balls of sweetness and bluey-purplish color. They are not contributing to my overall scone experience in any significant way.

I call shenanigans on the fake blueberry industry!

* No, wait, that's a nectarine. No, wait, that's a HUMAN HEAD!!!!11

srah - Monday, 4 April 2005 - 11:06 AM

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gravatar kira - April 4, 2005 - 1:55 PM -

Fake blueberries are made from apples. I learned this after my roommate's serious bout of Jiffy Blueberry muffin addiction. So not real.

gravatar srah - April 4, 2005 - 4:41 PM -


gravatar Dharma - April 5, 2005 - 9:07 AM -

Hey! What's wrong with me bum?!

gravatar srah - April 5, 2005 - 9:09 AM -

Hmmm, what I meant to say was "I don't want everyone to know that I think about Dharma's bum non-stop."

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