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What's that? I can't hear you, there's beans in my ears
I am morbidly fascinated.
My roommate has been having hearing problems for the past week or so and today she finally went to the health center to have it checked out. This was especially urgent because several members of RHA had been speculating that she had a punctured eardrum, an infection, or maybe just some insects living in there and laying eggs. Ha ha. It's fun to scare the roommate. They flushed out her ears and all kinds of lovely crap fell out. Not beans, obviously, but enough solidified chunks of earwax to sink a battleship, if you had an interest in sinking a battleship with earwax.
Now she says everything is significantly louder and more noticeable. She can hear the wind and her pants rubbing together when she walks. I'm jealous. I don't think I'm having hearing problems, but maybe everyone has nasty earwax buildup and doesn't notice it until their hearing is almost gone. I want to have my ears flushed out and hear all kinds of strange things that no one else can hear. I think ear-flushing should be the new trend on campus.
But then I have a disturbing ear-fetish, don't I? Yes, yes I do.
(What kind of search engine referrals is this going to get me? *rubs hands together greedily*)
srah - Thursday, 28 March 2002 - 5:03 PM
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