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Yarrrrrr.
'Tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me beauties. What be ye doing to celebrate this momentous holiday? I've got a veritable harrrrrrrrrrrrrrvest of pirate jokes! For example: What kind of library do pirates work in?What do you call a pirate who sets fire to his own ship?What's a pirate's favorite candy bar?Where do pirates like to go in North Dakota?What's a pirate's favorite Hogwarts subject?Who's a pirate's favorite economic theorist? The nice thing is that you may come up with even better punchlines than the one I intended!...
Posted by srah on September 19, 2007 6:42 AM
Oh, happy day, with joyous glee
After seeing that LiveJournal had been boarded and scuppered in a very subtle and tasteful way, I went to Google to see what they had cooked up for Talk Like a Pirate Day. NOTHING, that's what! It would appear that Google has never celebrated this momentous holiday. I expect all the Google employees I know to do their utmost to correct this by September 19, 2007!...
Posted by srah on September 19, 2006 7:19 AM
I think I am right in saying that there is only one here who will understand this stupid joke
Where does an Arab pirate live when he's not sailing the high seas? داررررررر! Where does a French pirate live when he's not sailing the high seas? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrles! And for all of you English-speakers, who's a pirate's favorite elephant? Babarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!...
Posted by srah on September 19, 2006 6:39 AM
But who are you, sir? Speak!
I am a pirate! (A pirate? Horror!) I think that I will be a Gilbertandsullivanian pirate tomorrow. Avast!...
Posted by srah on September 18, 2006 9:34 PM
Best. Combination. Ever.
Talk Like a Pirate Day at SI. How can we apply this? Piracy as a social system: What is their collection? Booty. Read some much better pirate haiku. [via Dave Barry's Blog]...
Posted by srah on September 19, 2003 12:45 PM
Go briny Blue!
It be a great leap to Talk Like a Pirate with me shipmates. Be they land-lubbers or know they the Pirate Code? Will they engage in parlay or make me walk the metaphorical plank of ridicule? Luckily, oi associates with a lot of nerrrds. Arrrrr....
Posted by srah on September 19, 2003 10:25 AM
Yarrrrrrr!
That be all....
Posted by srah on September 19, 2003 7:58 AM
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