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The nerdding planner
(watching preview for a stupid show about some reality TV people getting married)
Stupid TV bride: I want everything in the wedding to be pink!
Stupid TV groom: She wants everything to be pink! I'm not getting married at some Strawberry Shortcake wedding.
srah: What do you care? Why should you have any say? You're just an accessory, groom. That's why you leave the planning up to the bride's mother. So then you can get married in a nice ruffly shirt and you'll like it that way.
srahmom: I promise, when you get married, I'll keep out of the planning.
srah: What? Darn. I was planning on keeping out, too.
srahmom: Well then your fiancé can do it. But then you'll end up getting married in waders in the middle of a trout stream.
srah: Trout stream? Who the heck am I marrying? Knowing me, I'd end up getting married in fake pointy ears.
srah - Saturday, 22 November 2003 - 2:50 PM
Tags: boys, conversation, srahmom, weddings
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Comments (7)
Urs - November 23, 2003 - 1:35 AM - ℓ
I must say that because Ursa is the root of the most amazing name in all of the universes (that, of course, being Ursula), it is therefore the most awesome of all roots. Therefore Ursamom sounds totally awesome, as does Ursadad and Ursasister. Ursabrother is bad because everyone knows that Ursula doesn't have any brothers - lord knows that we don't need TWO crazy men in our house (and by crazy I mean TOTALLY FREAKING INSANE (come to my house, I'll show you)) Yeah.
Cheryl - November 24, 2003 - 1:12 PM - ℓ
I love your mom and her talk about waders!
You're getting married to Leonard Nimoy?