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Entirely fictitious account of fictional events

    ME
What to wear, what to wear? I will put on my Albion College t-shirt, so as to celebrate the fact that my awesome friend just got an awesome job there.
    [immediately thereafter]
    ME
What to snack, what to snack? I will have a fudgsicle... so as... [pathetic justification] to celebrate the fact that my awesome friend got an awesome job?
    [eats fudgsicle]
    ME
Om nom nom nom nom!
    FUDGSICLE
Whee! Freedom!
    [bits of fudgsicle fall off the stick onto my shirt]
    ME
Well, that was a short-lived celebration.
    [changes shirt]

This is a fictional account only because a) I never said any of it out loud, b) neither did the fudgsicle, and I don't think I would have been able to bring myself to eat talking food, and c) I totally didn't bother to change my shirt and just wiped off as much fudgsicle residue as I could.

Anyway, congratulations, Lewis! I am celebrating in a super classy fashion.

srah - Friday, 13 June 2008 - 6:58 PM
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Comments (4)

gravatar Paula - June 16, 2008 - 3:37 PM - ℓ

Haha, thanks for the laugh! A Talking fudgsicle would be AWESOME but couldn't eat that either - a little too much like cannibalism!

gravatar Fraulein N - June 16, 2008 - 9:43 PM - ℓ

Congrats to your friend! There was an episode of "Tales From the Darkside" with talking food. It was pretty horrifying.

gravatar ashley - June 17, 2008 - 10:12 AM - ℓ

You can always make me laugh. Love it.

gravatar ashley - June 17, 2008 - 10:12 AM - ℓ

You can always make me laugh. Love it.

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