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Tuesday This-or-That?

1. Cats or dogs?
Both have their advantages and disadvantages. I've never had a cat of my own, but I like them because they're independent. I like dogs because... they're not cats.

2. Butterflies or birds?
Butterflies, unless they're penguins. I prefer butterflies because they don't make such a mess when they poop on you. And I prefer penguins to butterflies because they can't get high enough to poop on you unless you're laying on the ground and they walk over you. And having a penguin walk over you is almost worth the poop. Why am I still typing?

3. Horses or cows?
Cows, because they say moo and make ice cream. Well, not the cows themselves, of course, unless there is some new dairy I don't know about. Horses are boring and kind of ugly if you really look at them.

4. Turtles or snakes?
Turtles because they're not snakes. I identify with turtles because they're slow and clumsy. And green.

5. Frogs or grasshoppers?
Frogs, because they have such a lovely country.

6. Lions or tigers?
Or bears, oh my? Tigers, because they have pretty stripes and look cuter when animated.

7. Elephants or mice?
Mice are vermin, but if you lived in a very strange world, elephants could be vermin too. Just imagine the mess they would make. No, elephants still win, because you look cooler riding an elephant than a mouse.

8. Porcupines or aardvarks?
Stekelvarken, dank u wel. I don't even know exactly what an aardvark is, except it comes at the beginning of the dictionary. Is it a relative of the anteater?

9. Unicorns or dragons?
Unicorns make me think of Lisa Frank, but dragons make me think of weirdie-beardie hippie people who go to Renaissance Festivals (says the girl who's been twice). Dragons also make me think of Harry Potter (), though, so they win.

10. Thought-provoking question of the week: You live in a rather dumpy apartment. A friend offers you a chance to be a roommate at a new place s/he is moving into, but they don't allow pets. You have a pet. Do you find your pet a new home and take the new place, or do you keep your pet and stay put?
Is this a theoretical pet, or my current pet? Howie would be gone. A theoretical pet... would be gone too, but I would probably give it more consideration. I'm sorry. I don't think I'm that attached to pets - I think they're weird.

srah - Tuesday, 3 June 2003 - 8:49 AM
Tags: harry potter, memes, tuesday this-or-that

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