srah blah blah: 'I've never killed anyone... <em>with a hammer</em>.'

Dear David (since I'm all about the open letters this week),

IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyou and I kinda want to be you.

Your loving gnome,
SRAH

srah - Thursday, 14 April 2005 - 10:27 PM
Tags: books, david sedaris

Comments (4)

katie - April 15, 2005 - 5:47 AM - ℓ

I've never heard of him. Must be funny. Send him to Vermont.

srah - April 15, 2005 - 7:15 AM - ℓ

WHAT?!

Why have I not sent you his books as a birthday/Christmas present?!

Why is your next birthday so far away?!

katie - April 15, 2005 - 3:46 PM - ℓ

Why ask why?

Why not?

Annica - April 16, 2005 - 11:02 PM - ℓ

*incredibly jealous*

I guess it could be worse though - it could be David Rakoff, heh.