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My big fat huge foam-rubber poetry anthology

Going to Easter
Island? Bring me back a huge
Foam-rubber Moai head.

"What's a Moai?" you ask?
Easter Island's are in stone.
Not in foam-rubber.

Moais are big stone heads -
more mysterious than their
rubber counterparts.

How did they get there?
Stone ones are a mystery.
Foam ones: from Taiwan.

Are huge foam-rubber
Moai heads available at
Easter Island shops?

If not, I will found
a booming industry in
foam-Moai souvenirs.

Huge foam-rubber things:
fingers saying number one,
cheese hats and Moai heads.

All talk of Moai-heads
aside, I would still like to
wear a praline-hat.

srah - Sunday, 4 April 2004 - 12:00 AM
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Comments (17)

gravatar Somewhat - April 4, 2004 - 2:41 AM - ℓ

You are the number one on Google for "huge foam-rubber Moai heads". Congratulations!

gravatar Annica - April 4, 2004 - 4:23 AM - ℓ

May I bask in the glow of your creativity? Won't take up much space at all.
:-)

I want a not-so-huge foam-rubber Moai head key-chain. One that also works as a squeezable stress reliever. Is foam-rubber squeezable? *trails off*

gravatar Smuj - April 4, 2004 - 9:06 AM - ℓ

If anyone's ever mass-produced huge foam rubber Moai heads, surely you'll find one on eBay.

gravatar srah - April 4, 2004 - 9:11 AM - ℓ

I found a Moai bobblehead!

gravatar Smuj - April 4, 2004 - 9:22 AM - ℓ

Only $30, too! Pfff!

It's $16.95 over here.

gravatar srah - April 4, 2004 - 9:34 AM - ℓ

Yes, Annica, foam-rubber (or rubber foam) is inside a lot of squeezable stuff, like vibrating ducks or practice nunchuks.

gravatar Annica - April 4, 2004 - 12:10 PM - ℓ

Seriously, eBay is pure evil. The world will not end with a boom and a bang, it will end with all of us getting lost in all the crap that's sold over there...

*bids on rubber foam nunchuks*

gravatar katie - April 5, 2004 - 9:43 AM - ℓ

Srah, you devil. I hate you and love and call you George.

gravatar richard - April 5, 2004 - 10:10 AM - ℓ

ebay doesn't have any giant foam-rubber moai heads, however, you can't go wrng with one of these.

gravatar srah - April 7, 2004 - 5:10 PM - ℓ

Kickass!

gravatar Jez - April 7, 2004 - 8:28 PM - ℓ

To get these results, it all depends on what you write.

gravatar Smuj - April 7, 2004 - 8:42 PM - ℓ

Huge foam rubber moai head over here ...

gravatar srah - April 7, 2004 - 9:40 PM - ℓ

Why you gots to be wastin' my flava? <-- Seth Green in Can't Hardly Wait mode

gravatar Smuj - April 7, 2004 - 10:12 PM - ℓ

I see salt and I see pepper, but I don't see a salt substitute.

gravatar spacebeagle - April 28, 2004 - 5:09 PM - ℓ

I have changed my citizenry to Dutch in order to learn english in scotland.

I have been told I have delectable ears.

Your move.

gravatar srah - April 29, 2004 - 12:03 AM - ℓ

HOTT!?

gravatar katie - April 29, 2004 - 10:04 AM - ℓ

Dude. Who came up with that MoaiHead.com site?!?!?!

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