*cough cough*... I think I have the grey lung, pop

Wool makes me crazy*. I am wearing a wool sweater, a long-sleeved shirt and a tank top and somehow the wool is still managing to make me itch through all of that. Fibers from the wool are also slowly filling my lungs and making me cough uncontrollably. My mouth is dry and I think the wool is to blame for that - sucking the moisture out of my body or the air around me or something. Later, I'm sure the sweater will jump on my face and try to suffocate me.

Curse you, International Sheep Conspiracy!

* Actually, I think I really am mentally unstable, which only looks worse that I'm crazy and doing the crazy thing of trying to blame my insanity on wool. *cries*

srah - Wednesday, 17 November 2004 - 12:20 PM

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gravatar MaTT - November 17, 2004 - 12:58 PM -

Uh, why don't you just take off the wool sweater? You're wearing enough other clothing... to at least be presentable :)

gravatar Mr B------ - November 17, 2004 - 1:01 PM -

No amount of clothing will ever make you presentable!

gravatar srah - November 17, 2004 - 2:09 PM -

Presentable... but COLD!

gravatar MaTT - November 17, 2004 - 2:30 PM -

And that flower in your Shenandoah Valley pic looks like a weed to me. For what occasion did you visit VA in '03, if i may ask?

gravatar srah - November 17, 2004 - 2:55 PM -

Weeds are sometimes flowers too! It was for our summer '03 road trip to VA, NJ and NY, the only time that I've been to NYC.

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