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MUG TREE MUG TREE MUG TREE MUG TREE!
Dear Woman Shopping at Target,
I don't know how our paths managed to cross so many times while we were shopping at the same store, but I think it's important for you to know that if you're looking for a mug tree - as in something to hang mugs on - you should stop asking Target employees for a tree mug over and over again. They're going to take you to the Christmas section, looking for a mug shaped like a Christmas tree or a mug with Christmas trees on it. After running into you demanding tree mugs from different Target employees, I began to piece together that it was something made of wood and it was for drying and realized that you wanted a mug tree. NOT A TREE MUG. NOT A TREE MUG. If your accent were foreign, I would forgive this weird word mix-up, but it was hick hick hick.
I didn't want to get involved because I don't like you. MUG TREE! MUG! TREE! DAMMIT!
srah - Saturday, 5 November 2005 - 5:45 PM
Tags: open letters
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Comments (5)
Not your mom - November 5, 2005 - 11:15 PM - ℓ
It's a tree for mugs! Not a mug for a tree.
Allison - November 6, 2005 - 8:33 PM - ℓ
"Hick hick"... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
maybe . . . just maybe she's dyslexic?!?