Dear Woman Shopping at Target,

I don't know how our paths managed to cross so many times while we were shopping at the same store, but I think it's important for you to know that if you're looking for a mug tree - as in something to hang mugs on - you should stop asking Target employees for a tree mug over and over again. They're going to take you to the Christmas section, looking for a mug shaped like a Christmas tree or a mug with Christmas trees on it. After running into you demanding tree mugs from different Target employees, I began to piece together that it was something made of wood and it was for drying and realized that you wanted a mug tree. NOT A TREE MUG. NOT A TREE MUG. If your accent were foreign, I would forgive this weird word mix-up, but it was hick hick hick.

I didn't want to get involved because I don't like you. MUG TREE! MUG! TREE! DAMMIT!

srah - Saturday, 5 November 2005 - 5:45 PM

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gravatar Noor - November 5, 2005 - 9:31 PM -

maybe . . . just maybe she's dyslexic?!?

gravatar srah - November 5, 2005 - 9:57 PM -

Verbally dyslexic? Wouldn't that be... dysoratory or something?

gravatar Not your mom - November 5, 2005 - 11:15 PM -

It's a tree for mugs! Not a mug for a tree.

gravatar Cari - November 6, 2005 - 3:38 PM -

A mug for a tree would be like a flowerpot, but kinda large.

gravatar Allison - November 6, 2005 - 8:33 PM -

"Hick hick"... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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