'I'll be seeing YOU at my MALL!'

Yet another rollicking season of American Idol is at an end. If you don't want to know who won and have the surprise spoiled for you, then read no further and go scratch out your eyes and plug up your ears, because it's hard to miss.

I think two words defined the evening: Wardrobe Malfunctions. Fantasia's first words on discovering that she'd won the competition were a teary, "I broke my shoe!" - this coming after she'd already broken her necklace.

When they brought the Final 12 back together for one last hurrah, they were all in yellow and white. Yellow! Stevens, this could have been your chance to make my dreams come true! Well... my dream, that is.

Meanwhile, Kelly Clarkson looked like her waist had been covered in bubble wrap before being encased in her dress. Simon Cowell did not need his shirt buttoned down so far and Paula Abdul was accused (by everyone at Rachel's house anyway) of trying to revive her career à la Janet Jackson as the camera managed to find ways to look up her cleavage.

srah - Thursday, 27 May 2004 - 2:47 PM
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Comments (7)

gravatar katie - May 28, 2004 - 8:27 AM -

I'm SO glad I turned it off before that.

gravatar srah - May 28, 2004 - 8:29 AM -

It was hypnotising! We would yelp "BOOBS!" every time they were onscreen. Because... we're mature.

gravatar The Urstodian - May 28, 2004 - 8:49 AM -

well, he might have had the yellow bellbottoms, that would have been cool. I liked the fact that we talked through all the music and didn't have to listen to the banality of it all. I prefer being able to talk during shows, I don't think that TV is better than human interaction.

gravatar alfie - May 28, 2004 - 4:10 PM -

Actually, I would have said that Simon didn't need his shirt unbuttoned so far down.

gravatar srah - May 28, 2004 - 4:38 PM -

Hate you!

gravatar alfie - May 28, 2004 - 9:25 PM -

Unless of course, you were trying to point out that you find Simon sexy and felt that he didn't need his shirt buttoned so far down because he didn't need his shirt buttoned at all. You would have been happiest if he was shirtless.

gravatar srah - May 28, 2004 - 9:27 PM -

I just wanted him to button the top buttons so I could see his sexy belly sticking out!!!1

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