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They're heeeeeeeee-eeeeeere
The students have returned. Already I hate them.
Ann Arbor has a delightful love-hate relationship with the U-M. Lots of us work for the university or are alumni, but the prevailing attitude seems to be that it would be a much better school if they didn't allow any students in it.
Yesterday was move-in day. Unfortunately, it was also the day we had to go to Bed, Bath and Beyond to exchange Becky's damaged lamp. As we pushed our way through the crowded store, full of dopey parents and their equally dopey offspring, I behaved as a true Annarborite, muttering curses at them under my breath. "Go home," I said to Annoying Woman Running Into People With Cart. "Go home," I said, to Father Blocking Aisle While Talking On Cell Phone. "Go home," I said to Ditzy Incoming Freshman In Capri Pants. "Go home," I said to Car In Parking Lot With Ohio Bicentennial License Plate.
If I go to graduate school at U-M, I will be sure to tell myself to go home, too.
srah - Wednesday, 28 August 2002 - 11:44 AM
Tags: ann arbor, university of michigan
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