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'Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.'

"I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties."
- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

I wore socks with ducks on them yesterday and every time I looked at or thought about my feet, that popped into my head.

Now, having said "popped," I thought,

"If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something."

Man.

It would be nice if this post had some kind of conclusion, but I really just wanted to post about the Baby Duck Hat.

The End.

srah - Thursday, 12 February 2004 - 5:12 PM
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Comments (5)

gravatar Mommy - February 13, 2004 - 7:59 AM - ℓ

Do you think about your feet alot?

gravatar srah - February 13, 2004 - 8:00 AM - ℓ

Doesn't everyone spend days completely engrossed in the thought of their feet?

No?

Oh.

gravatar katie - February 13, 2004 - 9:20 AM - ℓ

I spend absolutely hours upon hours thinking about your feet, Srah.

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

gravatar Urs - February 13, 2004 - 9:47 AM - ℓ

reminds me of that mouse....

gravatar Lee - February 13, 2004 - 2:36 PM - ℓ

If you drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let them go because, man, they're gone.


I love Jack Handey.

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