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Holiday Download Extravaganza: U is for Usher!

This song is bad. Seriously, it's bad. It's dangerously bad. It's so bad that I will be removing it from my server at the end of the day today because I'm afraid it will get around that I have a copy and everyone will want it. This is, apparently, a song by Usher that isn't on any of his albums. I can't fathom why, with lyrics like:

I wanted to link up with you baby at first sight
with you I get to use my f keys...yeah..
I can't wait to give you megabites
I got all the memory you need

Oh my! Such a turn of phrase! Good sir, I am completely Ctrl-Zne!

You want to hear this, believe me:

Usher - Dot Com

srah - Monday, 6 December 2004 - 12:34 AM

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gravatar Smuj - December 6, 2004 - 8:44 AM -

(LOIS: I must admit, I half-expected to come home and find out all out stuff was gone and we owed someone a lot of money.
PETER: How can you half-expect something?
LOIS: It's just a turn of phrase.)

PETER: How can you turn a phrase?

gravatar Justin - December 6, 2004 - 10:48 AM -

Oh dear God. Did he say "I'll make you dot com?"

Indeed he did. I think he also said "I wanna give you my hard drive."

gravatar srah - December 6, 2004 - 10:51 AM -

I think he said everything you could possibly imagine.

Worst. Song. Ever. </Comic Book Guy>

gravatar Lori - December 6, 2004 - 11:48 AM -

I believe it was "I can't wait to give you my hard drive."

gravatar alfie - December 6, 2004 - 1:52 PM -


gravatar Justin - December 7, 2004 - 12:58 AM -

Does it really matter. The bottom line is -- well, what Alfie said basically. Eek indeed.

gravatar mday - December 28, 2004 - 7:36 AM -

Hey srah,

I am up to U (I have all of the previous letters downloaded) and it looks like this one is no longer available. With such lyrics I am sure Jackie and I do not want to miss it. If you have time and space, could you make this one available? If you made previous songs available just for us, we have up through "T".


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