srah's Holiday Solutions

Dear The Stores At The Mall,

Please stop having sales on cute clothing and shoes. It is the holidays and I am supposed to be spending my money on presents for loved ones, not on myself.


Dear My Loved Ones,

So... you'll all be getting cute size 6 shoes for Christmas, because my eyes are unable to see beyond them. As these shoes will not fit you, I think the best thing to do would be to re-gift them to me. And then you can give me the presents you were planning to give me in addition to these re-gifts. You will feel great pride for getting me something I will be sure to enjoy as well as the excitement of wondering if I will like your present! We both win!


srah - Sunday, 19 December 2004 - 12:08 AM

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Comments (3)

gravatar Mandy - December 19, 2004 - 11:46 AM -

I always buy myself a gift everytime I buy someone else a gift. It's the best way to be in the holiday season. Buy for yourself so other's don't have to!

gravatar alfie - December 19, 2004 - 3:51 PM -

Hmmm. I also have size 6 feet. I think I'll keep those shoes.

gravatar srah - December 19, 2004 - 3:53 PM -

Curses! Foiled again!

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