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Bad kitty!

Cats are evil because...

1) you might accidentally worship one
2) there may or may not have been some there when John the Baptist was beheaded
3) the Bible didn't say anyone important had a cat, so that means they didn't
4) science says it's bad too
5) it's just so tough emptying the litter box all the time

So, in conclusion, cats are evil and should be stoned to death, but don't come crying to me when the police arrest you for stoning a cat.

And while you're at it, don't eat lecithin.

It reminds me of the father in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, trying to tell people the Greek origins of words like "kimono" and "Miller". He wanted to prove something and he ended up with an answer, even if the stuff along the way didn't make any sense.


srah - Tuesday, 10 September 2002 - 10:54 AM

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