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Completely shameful and useless post

Remember in Sweet Valley High, how the twins were blond, tan, perfect-size-6s, wearing matching gold lavalieres? At some point at the beginning of every book, when it repeated all of that crap, it also told you that Elizabeth Wakefield drove a red Fiat. Presumably Jessica had a matching one at some point, but crashed it or sold it for smack or something.

I am extremely disappointed, being in Europe, to discover that a Fiat is not necessarily the Barbie Dream Car that I had envisioned, but that it was more likely something downright European (by which I mean small, boxy, gas-efficient, and always inspiring me to inspect it for Playskool-esque pedals). I am disillusioned.

srah - Wednesday, 15 January 2003 - 10:59 AM
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