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We'll be queens! Damn hell ass queens!
With Cheryl's going-away party over, The Gang needed a new project. So our latest endeavour is finding royalty to marry. It's a very difficult process, because you have to find people who fit several criteria: being reasonably close to our own age, not frightening to look at, and high enough on the line of succession that we won't have so many people to kill off that it will look suspicious.
As queens, we will bring new blood and good-old American gumption to the royal houses of Europe. We will do good works. We will arrange matches between our children. We will hook people we know up with peerages and cushy government jobs. We will rule with iron fists and crush our foes!
And will there be monkey-butlers? You bet there will!
srah - Monday, 28 July 2003 - 12:20 PM
Tags: boys, marriage, royalty
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Comments (12)
srah - July 28, 2003 - 12:46 PM - ℓ
Methinks she doth protest too much. And it was "grumpy baby".
Cheryl - July 30, 2003 - 4:51 PM - ℓ
MEAN!
Cheryl - August 1, 2003 - 11:52 AM - ℓ
Ooo, I get to get stuck on an island with Captain Jack Sparrow and rum. I'm very excited!
My monkey bulter will be Sarah if she says anymore that I am to marry that "ugly baby-faced" man! And she will have to wear a little suite like a monkey and walk like a monkey!