So sexy it hurts

Green Fairy linked to a text-to-speech program she found and gave some recommended sample sentences from sophisticated, cultured things like poetry and Monty Python. I, of course, went to the site and immediately started making it say rude things. A few favorites:

Charles (UK male): You're seducing me with soft cheeses! (and he sounds like he's going to throw up about it)

Mike (US male): Nice man, I would like you to spank me. (it comes out as a question posed to a superhero)

You can even give English phrases to the French guy and make him reasonably understandable, but with a heavy accent (I recommend "I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat - poor pussy, poor pussy cat"). I am having too much fun.

Update: All of the voices seem to really enjoy saying, "I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party - no way I'm disco dancing." and "If you got a problem, yo, I'll solve it. Check out the beat while my DJ revolves it. Ice Ice baby."

srah - Friday, 26 September 2003 - 3:55 PM

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Comments (3)

gravatar Jez - September 27, 2003 - 6:59 AM -

And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan.

gravatar katie - September 27, 2003 - 10:52 AM -


*sniff* *snort*


gravatar Cheryl - September 29, 2003 - 1:00 PM -

Mostly unrelated, but the last two nights I've gone to bed with ABBA's Supertrooper in my head. It does not run through my head during the day, and it's been three nights since I actually heard it played.

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