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The stuff that minor headlines are made of
ALBION, MI -- A van carrying eleven Albion College students and their organization's advisor to a conference in Ohio careened off the road today, killing everyone inside. One student, later identified by the tag in her underpants as Sarah M*****, managed to croak a few last words to our reporter on the scene before croaking herself. "Damned snow and ice," she whispered, clutching at the reporter's arm as the rescue team tried to dig her out from under the pile of CDs and games she had brought along on the trip, "I knew this was going to happen. Eleven students and an advisor in a college van on the way to a conference in this weather is just a recipe for disaster."
If I don't blog anything by Monday, you'll know why.
P.S. I don't really have my name written on my underpants. Do you? (Why would you have my name on your underpants?)
srah - Thursday, 31 January 2002 - 5:36 PM
Tags: weather
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