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Srah's birthday, Observed

Today is Not My Birthday! About 364 days a year, it's not my birthday, but there's only one day a year that has special status and can be declared Not My Birthday. Or Not My Freaking Birthday, Okay, as the case may be. Today is the day that is traditionally mistaken for my birthday, the day that my friends since elementary school seem to have gotten the impression is my birthday. But it's Not My Birthday! So let's all Not have a piece of Not Cake and some Not Ice Cream (those are the saddest three words I've ever written) and I will Not open some Not presents and I will Not be a year older. Not hooray birthday!

srah - Thursday, 24 August 2006 - 6:19 AM
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Comments (9)

gravatar Jamie - August 24, 2006 - 6:39 AM -

Well, what do you say on an occasion like this? "Happy Not Birthday"?

But it's my aunts' birthday today. Yes, that one and that one. And my husband's ex-neighbor's birthday, too.

Plus, it's my Not birthday, too. What a coincidence. Only no-one has ever mistaken this day for my birthday. That would be really weird.

gravatar Maine - August 24, 2006 - 7:13 AM -

Wow. I'd better not wish you anything then.

gravatar Noor - August 24, 2006 - 11:10 AM -

Today is my sister's birthday!

gravatar monger187 - August 24, 2006 - 11:46 AM -

Can I have some of that Not Cake? It sounds delicious...not!

gravatar Kyle - August 24, 2006 - 12:05 PM -

I bet I know when your birthday actually is! And I hope it's a great one :)

gravatar Mike - August 24, 2006 - 1:52 PM -

Is it Saturday? It's Saturday, isn't it.

gravatar srah - August 24, 2006 - 5:55 PM -

Today is Thursday, silly.

gravatar Edward Vielmetti - August 25, 2006 - 1:04 AM -

happy not birthday! and many happy returns of the day!

gravatar Mark Maynard - August 25, 2006 - 1:18 PM -

Just one more reason to get rid of the friends.

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