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This is an outrage!

I wanted an egg salad sandwich, so while out running errands on my lunch hour, I swung by The Place Uptown That Sells Egg Salad Sandwiches. Unfortunately there was no parking available anywhere near TPUTSESS so after driving around the block three times, I gave up and bought an egg salad sandwich from the student center cafeteria. It was half as expensive, but not half as good as the egg salad sandwich from TPUTSESS (and I would have gotten a pickle from TPUTSESS!).

If the economy of Srahtown comes to a crashing halt because I'm not supporting it with expensive-but-delicious egg salad sandwiches, I will take no responsibility. Srahtown should give me my own reserved parking place in front of TPUTSESS and then I can spend money there all the live-long day¹.

Note: Comments along the lines of "Couldn't you have parked farther away and walked, like you resolved to do yesterday?" are not allowed. It is cold out. Waaaaaah.

¹ Somehow I got it into my head that the phrase was "all the ding-dong day." DING-DONG!

srah - Wednesday, 2 January 2008 - 12:57 PM
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Comments (4)

gravatar Jess - January 2, 2008 - 1:49 PM - ℓ

Hey, now you know. You learned a valuable lesson.

gravatar srah - January 2, 2008 - 2:10 PM - ℓ

Know that I can get egg salad on campus? I already knew that, but it's not very good.

gravatar tiff - January 2, 2008 - 3:52 PM - ℓ

If you give up egg salad sandwiches, you'll never face this parking conundrum again!

gravatar srah - January 2, 2008 - 4:10 PM - ℓ

Oh egg salad sandwiches. I wish I knew how to quit you.

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