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Ye'll walk the plank, Scott Baio!!!1
My eye itches. It feels like there's a foreign object in there, but there are none to be found. I'm hoping that it's just irritated from me fiddling around while looking for an eyelash earlier, and that after a good night's sleep, everything will be fine in the morning. Let's all hold hands and think positive thoughts, shall we?
But before we do any handholding, perhaps I ought to wash my hands first, just in case it is, as my hypochondriac self is wont to believe, pinkeye.
I am hoping it's something that will necessitate an eyepatch. I would buy a hat to go with it, and perhaps a shoulder-parrot. I think that would be an excellent way to start the new semester. Yarrrrrrrr...
srah - Saturday, 3 January 2004 - 11:31 PM
Tags: contact lenses, eyes, health
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You'd make an interesting conversation topic.