srah blah blah

Yarrrrrr.

'Tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me beauties. What be ye doing to celebrate this momentous holiday?

I've got a veritable harrrrrrrrrrrrrrvest of pirate jokes!

For example:

• What kind of library do pirates work in?
• What do you call a pirate who sets fire to his own ship?
• What's a pirate's favorite candy bar?
• Where do pirates like to go in North Dakota?
• What's a pirate's favorite Hogwarts subject?
• Who's a pirate's favorite economic theorist?

The nice thing is that you may come up with even better punchlines than the one I intended!

srah - Wednesday, 19 September 2007 - 6:42 AM
Tags: holidays, jokes, pirates, talk like a pirate day