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I drank 25 ounces of water in an hour this morning and then blew it all right back out my nose. My body now exists for the sole purpose of generating snot. My evil sinus overlords have allowed me the use of my fingers and part of my brain in order to notify you all that THIS BODY IS NOW UNDER THEIR CONTROL and that once they have used up all of the resources here, they will jump out of their current host and scurry up your leg and glom onto your face like something out of some movie - maybe Alien, but I haven't seen it.

Oh my god. Naptime.

srah - Friday, 25 March 2005 - 1:40 PM
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Comments (3)

gravatar Jamie - March 26, 2005 - 2:54 AM -

I'm so with you. Only I really drink too little because my throat hurts and swallowing isn't as much fun as it used to be.
But I might master the art of coughing.

gravatar mommy - March 27, 2005 - 3:56 PM -

Actually, the movie could be Independence Day. I hope you feel better soon. I hope I feel better soon.

gravatar Nick Baker - March 27, 2005 - 10:39 PM -

Bummer, you should try sinucleanse! I swear, it helps keep the symptoms under control. It will still take a week to get over your cold but it will be a much more pleasant week.

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