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American Booty

This is America.

I believe that as citizens, green card holders, student visa holders, illegal aliens and tourists of this great country, we are endowed with certain inalienable* rights, not the least of which is the Right To Wear Underwear That Fits, Particularly If You Are Wearing Tight, Ass-Hugging Pants.

And yet so many of my fellow Americans** do not exercise this right and instead inflict upon their countrymen the sight of half of their butt bulging out the bottom of too-tight, too-small underwear.

Why do you never hear the candidates discussing the issues that really matter to me? I'm going to have to run myself. I'm forming my own party - one that cares about my issues.

Vote srah for the Bulgy-Ass Rectification for the Future party***!

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* Or "unalienable," if you are John Adams. And if you are John Adams, please leave a comment, because I am quite impressed that you are reading my blog. Say hi to my namesake for me!
** By which I mean "that one girl in front of the Social Work Building today".
*** What's that spell?

srah - Monday, 9 February 2004 - 2:44 PM
Tags: fashion, united states

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