You think... you wink... you do a double blink... then JUMP!

I have always hated Mary Poppins, who swoops into a family's life, announces all of their flaws while claiming to be (practically) perfect, refuses to perform her witchcraft for them until she has an opportunity to show up Bert, later denies that any such witchcraft took place and basically tells the children they're liars, gets them hooked on drugs by making their medicine taste like their favorite flavors (hers is very suspiciously rrrrrrum punch!), refuses to join in a ceiling tea party like some kind of ceiling party pooper, then swoops away again.

That was a long sentence.

So I have always hated Mary Poppins myself, but it's high time the rest of the world realized how evil she really is...

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srah - Wednesday, 6 December 2006 - 10:36 PM
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Comments (3)

gravatar AHFB - December 10, 2006 - 2:12 AM -

I felt cool when you commented on my site ("omg a real blogger") so therefore I'm commenting back.

In the interest of keeping this somewhat relevant, I saw in the NYTimes that there's a broadway show of Mary Poppins and that people are (believe it or not) paying $250 to take their family and then having to leave midway through when little johnny the 1 year old starts crying. Same holds true for Lion King and the other shows.

gravatar srah - December 10, 2006 - 2:19 AM -

Ha! I'm a real blogger!

gravatar Erica - December 17, 2006 - 3:28 AM -

I've seen this video alluded to on a bunch of blogs, but this is the first time I've actually watched it. Creepy! But I still heart Julie Andrews anyway.

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