I like the girls with the boom/ I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I went to a football game today, and had to wait in line to use the bathroom at halftime. Unfortunately, the bathrooms were in Port-a-Potty form, but fortunately there were many of them so the lines weren't too long and moved pretty quickly. There was a couple in front of me in line who I didn't pay much attention to until they went into the Port-a-Potty together.
I thought, "Geez, that's weird. I mean, I've been in the situation before where a friend and I might go into a single-user bathroom together, so that we can move things along faster and the second person can be using it while the first person is still washing their hands. I get that. But that's somehow something I feel more comfortable doing with female friends than with a partner. And in this case, the line wasn't so long that it would really speed things up for you both to go in together. Besides, a Port-a-Potty is a really cramped space and it seems like two people would barely even fit in there together, so how would you even be able to maneuver around to take your turns and OH MY GOD, I JUST REALIZED..."
So yes, I am quite dense, but in my defense: ew.
Here is my question to you: Can you think of a place that would be more disgusting to have sex than a Port-a-Potty? The best I've come up with is slaughterhouse, but at least that would be cleaner.
srah - Saturday, 15 November 2008 - 9:17 PM
Tags: nablopomo, nablopomo 2008, sex
Comments (9)
Cherri - November 15, 2008 - 10:27 PM - ℓ
I posted the song name without first reading the blog post. Now that I have read the post: EW!
Craig - November 15, 2008 - 11:13 PM - ℓ
More disgusting places? I'm sure there are some, but if they are worse I don't want to think about it.
I refuse to believe that anyone was really that desperate. You may think you are so desperate that the Port-a-Potty is a good place, but I'm pretty sure it just means you're too stupid and/or drunk to think things through and come up with a better idea.
Now if you'll excuse me, I feel the need to shower now. Possibly with bleach.
jamelah - November 16, 2008 - 1:11 AM - ℓ
I was so excited about that title, I was all "Humpty Dance! Crackers and licorice!" And then I read the rest of the post. Ugh. No. I can't think of a more disgusting place for sex. In fact, if I was with a guy and he said "Hey, let's go get it on in a Port-A-Potty," I'm pretty sure my response would be "Hey, let's break up."
Cheryl - November 17, 2008 - 8:31 AM - ℓ
I knew this one also.
Porta-potties are the worst bathrooms ever.
"Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground!