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Signs of the Lovepocalypse

The end is near! The end is near! Soon all Pattersons will be neatly matched up with their high school and/or elementary school boyfriends/girlfriends, no matter what kind of terrible decision it would be to do so!

Apes, overwhelmed... with... emotion... at... Shannon's... moving... week-long... speech... has decided to beg her boyfriend Gerald to take her back for no reason as far as I can tell. He made fun of Shannon, told everyone in school that April was roadside and joined her nemesis' band, then Shannon stood up in front of the school and gave a slowly-delivered and implausibly well-received speech and suddenly all was forgiven. I don't get it. The only logical explanation is that Their God, The Lynn, determined that it was their fate to be together. And so it was.

Meanwhile Lizardbreath has sunk so low that she is considering The Moustacheless Moustache again. It's like she's so down on herself after her two recent breakups that she her self-esteem took a plunge and she decided he was all she deserved or that she was a terrible person and deserved to be miserable. Well, good on you, Lizardbreath. Way to go. Here comes the horror. Gag gag gag.

Well at least one of the kids turned out happy in his contrived relationship!


For Better or For Worse, I wish I could quit you!

srah - Tuesday, 3 July 2007 - 12:24 PM
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Comments (10)

gravatar Elisabeth - July 3, 2007 - 1:46 PM -

Liz and Mustache (He'll always be the Stache to me) are like the Bizarro Jim and Pam.

gravatar srah - July 3, 2007 - 2:03 PM -

What horrible sacrilege! What does that even mean? Jim and Pam are NOT a trainwreck!

gravatar katie - July 3, 2007 - 2:13 PM -

DUDE. In this one, watch the last frame. Her eyes blink! It freaked me out.

gravatar krista. - July 3, 2007 - 5:54 PM -

They often blink. It's in one of the faqs. Yes, I read all the faqs. Ahem.

gravatar Elisabeth - July 3, 2007 - 7:55 PM -

No, in the Bizarro world, from Superman, everything is the opposite. Jim and Pam, match made in heaven...and Liz and Pornstache are the opposite.

gravatar Not your mom - July 3, 2007 - 9:20 PM -

I think April decided that since Gerald was playing in the other band for a charity she should forgive him and also have her band participate. Life is too short to hold a grudge.

Just because Elizabeth danced with him, it doesn't mean she will marry him!! However, it does look like it is heading that way. I wonder when we will hear wedding bells?

gravatar srah - July 3, 2007 - 9:55 PM -

Katie - the blinking is horrible. It is everywhere. That is why it's better to read the strip on Yahoo! or But it's easier to search the archives on the Foob-site.

Elisabeth - I am not up on my Superman knowledge!

NYM - Holding a grudge is one thing, but leaping into his arms is quite another! And in the normal world, dancing would not equal marriage, but in the Foob-world (and between Liz and Anthony) I'm pretty sure it does. But maybe she'll surprise us.

gravatar Not your mom - July 6, 2007 - 1:33 PM -

It is beginning to look like they really are in LOVE!

gravatar Jen - July 9, 2007 - 9:35 AM -

Okay, as I don't get a newspaper (the thing that has the stories on paper and isn't updated every 15.7 seconds), I'm behind in the FBOFW storyline. I just caught up and WTF? These crazy Canadians are wacko! Wasn't Anthony married? Didn't he go to trial with Lizardbreath after saving her from an attacker? Who's the drunk date at the wedding she ditched to go make out with the Stache? (Obviously I didn't have time to catch ALL the way up!)

gravatar srah - July 9, 2007 - 10:44 PM -

Yes, he was. Yes, he did. That's Mason, the best man. I'm so glad that they're focusing on Dumb Ol' April now. I couldn't have taken another consecutive week of the Lovepocalypse.

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