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Signs of the Lovepocalypse

The end is near! The end is near! Soon all Pattersons will be neatly matched up with their high school and/or elementary school boyfriends/girlfriends, no matter what kind of terrible decision it would be to do so!

Apes, overwhelmed... with... emotion... at... Shannon's... moving... week-long... speech... has decided to beg her boyfriend Gerald to take her back for no reason as far as I can tell. He made fun of Shannon, told everyone in school that April was roadside and joined her nemesis' band, then Shannon stood up in front of the school and gave a slowly-delivered and implausibly well-received speech and suddenly all was forgiven. I don't get it. The only logical explanation is that Their God, The Lynn, determined that it was their fate to be together. And so it was.

Meanwhile Lizardbreath has sunk so low that she is considering The Moustacheless Moustache again. It's like she's so down on herself after her two recent breakups that she her self-esteem took a plunge and she decided he was all she deserved or that she was a terrible person and deserved to be miserable. Well, good on you, Lizardbreath. Way to go. Here comes the horror. Gag gag gag.

Well at least one of the kids turned out happy in his contrived relationship!

Oh.

For Better or For Worse, I wish I could quit you!

srah - Tuesday, 3 July 2007 - 12:24 PM
Tags: comics, for better or for worse